NO Sermon here, not for church, just jokes and fun for adults.
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Good Morning, John! 3 day time-out Dear Webby has gone to Calgary for injections into his eyeballs. That means nothing will get sent out for 3 days. I won't be asking for donations or even votes. Enjoy your vacation! Ophelia Today is Friday, December 14 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops!(`v) Ophelia Renew / Upgrade
____________________________________________________ This version is just for testing your email, whether you COULD receive my newsletter or not. If you DO receive this, then you can subscribe to the full version. To keep out little kids, the full version costs one dollar a month or ten dollars a year. PayPal does the age check. You can even use credit or debit cards at PayPal if you don't have a PayPal account yet. Subscribe to the FULL version! _____________________________________________________ Here is ONE of the many jokes from the full version: _____________________________________________________ 7 The Baptist church was having a program, and one of the women was supposed to say, "The ass stuck his head out the window and brayed." The woman didn't want to say "ass" in church. "I just can't say that. Not in church!" she said. "Can't I change the word to 'donkey'?" The other members insisted that she call it an ass, because that's what it was called in the Bible. One person reminded her of the story about Jesus riding an ass into Jerusalem. The woman worried about her line right up until the fateful day of the program. When her turn came, she stood nervously in front of the congregation and said, "The donkey stuck his ass out the window and brayed." =====================================================
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