A wild new species of highly specialized submission creature, originally spotted in rural Arkansas, has been captured on film by an amateur UFO chaser just outside of Area 51.

It's suspected that this extraterrestrial destroyer of limbs has been kept under wraps by the governments of the USA and Mexico for several years now, however it seems one creature has escaped and is en route to Long Beach, California. It's rumored that their life force achieves sustenance via severely dislocated shoulders and gold medallions.

New York specialists at 93brand agency have come up with this colorful sketch to help catch the wicked beast. Based on an amateur photograph, it depicts the extraterrestrial as it executes the feared Flying Omoplata, which has recently terrorized mortal biped humanoids. Utilizing their tentacles and clawed abdomen, abduction and submission is done with minimal effort and maximum force. . . One might say it is the purest form of leverage ever witnessed.

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