| Remember the joy you used to feel when you'd find a quarter in the street?
And how exciting it was when you got older to find a crumpled $20 bill in the pocket of a pair of jeans you hadn't worn in months?
Well, brace yourself, John, because the day isn't far off when between catnaps, swimming laps, or happy dancing, you'll be busy gathering documents for your tax return preparer and suddenly find a statement to a bank account you don't even remember opening, with more than enough money in it to do whatever your heart now longs to do, probably twice.
You do trip us out.
Sure enough, The Universe | 