Another banner week for fake news you can trust: AOC claimed we should ban ghost guns since ghosts don't need them anyway, Twitter's HQ got flooded with liberal tears, and the pigeon who pooped on Biden will be speaking at CPAC!
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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congresswoman AOC has recently drafted strong legislation designed to unilaterally ban ghost guns. She claims the legislation is needed since ghosts are dead already and don't actually need guns anymore... Read more
Mandy is absolutely triggered by Twitter's possible takeover by Elon Musk. She attends a Twitter-sponsored therapy session to help her cope.
