What are you in the market for this weekend? After scouring the internet for the best markdowns, I guarantee you can find whatever it is on sale.

Need a new designer bathing suit? Big Drop, Net-A-Porter, and Farfetch, and Barneys have you more than covered.

If you've been eyeing some summer 2016 trends — slip dresses, bombers, overalls, or mom jeans, and so on — but haven't wanted to pull the trigger at full price, make a beeline to retailers like Asos, Zara, and Topshop, where major end-of-season sales are clearing out the racks.

Or maybe you're more interested in accessories. If that's the case, head over to Madewell, where all summer shoes and bags are 50% off. And why not check out the steeply discounted designer heels at Moda Operandi while you're at it?

If that's not enough to make that paycheck burn a hole in your pocket, consider the additional discounts being piled on top of sale prices at Bergdorf Goodman, Net-A-Porter, J.Crew, Saks Off 5th, and Farfetch.

It is now the second half of 2016, a point at which the choker — like a necklace, but less comfortable — should by all measures be the butt of D-grade jokes about Coachella.

After years of build up, the '90s nostalgia trend has reached such a level of ubiquitousness that it’s been dude-ified, tripled up, mommy-and-me’d, and even (reluctantly) worn by Taylor Swift. There is, at this point, nothing left for the choker to do except disappear.

Americans may no longer be able to jetset like a Sanrio superstar, but at least they can dine like one. Today the Hello Kitty Café makes its stateside debut, and it's just as super-cute as you'd expect.