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'I Thought I Was Going To Die', Says Capitol Police Officer Who Held Door Open For Protestors On Jan. 6

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The Babylon Bee Presents: A Back-To-School Shopping List For Your Conservative Child

'I Thought I Was Going To Die', Says Capitol Police Officer Who Held Door Open For Protestors On Jan. 6

Man Disguises Self As Illegal Immigrant So Democrats Won't Care That He's Unvaccinated

Face Masks Found To Be Effective At Making You Look Like A Giant Dummy Who Doesn’t Know How Vaccines Work

Study Finds 97% Of Statements Following 'Experts Say' Are Completely Made Up

Infrastructure Bill Stalled Until Someone Can Look Up What Number Comes After Trillion

Pfizer Admits The True Vaccine Is The Friends We Made Along The Way