| Your weekly Londonist roundup, featuring Londony news and features. "Further complex and time-consuming repairs" required. Carnival! Plus beer and cocktail festivals, and Afternoon Tea Week. © Kris Humphreys Photography From Madonna's bustier to Jimi Hendrix's bedposts. Promises "the greenest Games ever". Image: Shutterstock/Matt Brown 17 sculptures to find in the City of London. The first Londoners to use one were a laughing stock... © TfL from London Transport Museum's collection Europe's biggest street festival returns this August bank holiday. Image: Shutterstock The train to Hogsmeade from platform 9 3/4 has been cancelled. Original photo: Ana Essentiels via Unsplash It was Cruella de Vil's HQ, no less. Family-friendly activities that won't cost a penny. Photo: © David Parry Millions of walnuts were sold at the annual Walnut Fair. Image: Wouter Supardi Salari via Unsplash. In a River a Thousand Streams by Adam Nathaniel Furman. Photo: Gareth Gardner Every Friday this August. Things must get worse before they get better... Image: Matt Buck via creative commons The grandest of local history museums. Taytay at the V&A(A). x | 