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1. Biden Aides Update Their LinkedIn Pages After Debate: Report

 FIVE-ALARM HIRE 

Some are apparently worried they might be looking for a new job in the near future.

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2. State Chief Justice Hoisted Jan. 6 Flag After Alito Report

 GOOD HEAVENS 

Paul Newby, a Republican, said he was given the “Appeal to Heaven” flag as a gift prior to the Capitol insurrection and had no idea it had come to be associated with the rioters.

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This ‘Shark Tank’-Famous Beach Chair Is a Must for Summer

 SHORE THING 

Sunflow just launched the Shore Thing beach chair—just in time for Independence Day weekend.

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3. Biden Rejects Calls to Drop Out: ‘I Think We Did Well’

 SPIN ROOM 

“It’s hard to debate a liar,” the president said from a Waffle House in Atlanta after the debate.

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4. Tributes Pour in for Country Music Star Dead at 79

 KINKSTER GONE 

Kinky Friedman, the equal opportunity joker, spared no one.

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Keep Your Pup Calm This 4th of July With Pet Releaf’s Treats

 FIREWORKS SEASON 

Pet Releaf’s hemp CBD edibles offer a slew of benefits for your dogs, including helping with join pain and reducing stress.

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5. Why Low Energy Biden Croaked His Way Through Trump Debate

 COUGH COUGH 

Two sources familiar with the situation told NBC News, “President Biden has a cold.”

POLITICS

6. Elderly Men Trade Golf Boasts and Insults

 FORE MORE YEARS 

“I got my handicap when I was vice president down to a 6,” the president said, to which Trump immediately replied, “That’s the biggest lie of all.”

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7. ‘Baby Reindeer’ Star Richard Gadd Lands New HBO Show

 NEW PROJECT 

Still battling accusations of misrepresentation in his hit drama ‘Baby Reindeer,’ Richard Gadd has suited up to direct HBO’s newest series, ‘Lions.’

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8. Icy Start: No Trump-Biden Handshake to Start Debate

 BAD BLOOD 

If there was any doubt there was any beef between the candidates, they let us know straight away how they really feel.

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9. Toronto Maple Leafs Legend Sergei Berezin Dead at 52

 R.I.P. 

After playing in the Russian leagues, Berezin was drafted by the Toronto Maple Leafs in 1994 and would play his first season in 1996.

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10. Prince Harry’s Embarrassing Old Email Addresses Revealed

 H-MAIL 

Of course one contains the number “69.”

WORLD

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11. Phone of U.S. Woman Missing at Bahamas Yoga Retreat Found

 PARADISE LOST 

Taylor Casey ventured to Paradise Island in the Bahamas for a yoga retreat. Her family says they are “deeply concerned” after her cell phone was found in the ocean.

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12. Coney Barrett Joins Liberal Justices on ‘Good Neighbor’ Plan

 CLIMATE WHAT? 

The conservative justice broke ranks to side with her more liberal colleagues on the bench but it wasn’t enough to save the deal from being blocked.

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13. Drew Carey: ‘Price Is Right’ Contestants Often High or Drunk

 COME ON DOWN! 

The game show host said it “happens all the time.”

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