1.  Calls Spike at LGBTQ+ Youth Crisis Hotlines After Trump Win

 CALLS FOR HELP 

Amid election-wide anti-trans rhetoric, LGBTQ+ organizations across the country reported an influx of calls after Trump’s win.

POLITICS

2.  Elizabeth Hurley on Why She’d Ban Prison for White Collar Criminals

 ROYAL RULING 

The actress also said she would also want longer sentences for violent criminals.

OBSESSED

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3.  The Guardian Newspaper Reminds Staff of Mental Health Support After Trump Win

 READ IT AND WEEP 

A spokesperson told TDB the paper was simply flagging “our employee assistance programme – a function that any responsible international media organisation has available for staff at all times.”

POLITICS

4.  Even Tim Walz’s Home County Voted Trump

 DEVASTATING 

The hits just keep on coming.

POLITICS

Knix Just Launched the First Fully-Customizable Shapewear Line

 SHAPIN’ UP TO BE GREAT 

The new PerfectCut collection is designed to fit and flatter any body and expand your existing wardrobe.

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5.  Putin Ready for Trump’s Call Before White House Return

 ‘REMEMBER ME?’ 

The president-elect promised during the campaign that he’d settle the Ukraine war before his inauguration.

POLITICS

6.  Trump Media Shares Plunge and Wipe Out Election Victory Gains

 CRASH AND BURN 

The company continued its wild ride even after Donald Trump won re-election this week.

POLITICS

7.  Queen Elizabeth II’s Last Written Words Revealed

 BUSINESS AS USUAL 

The monarch made the entry just two days before her death.

CULTURE

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8.  Trump Family Election Photo Features Musk—But Not Melania

 CURSED IMAGES 

The president-elect’s granddaughter posted the pic of what she called “the whole squad.”

POLITICS

9.  Police Warn Public After 40 Monkeys Escape Research Lab

 THE APE ESCAPE 

Residents have been advised to keep doors and windows firmly secured.

U.S. NEWS

10.  Clueless Activist Thugs Steal and Vandalize Wrong Statue

 HEADS UP 

Harold Baily Dixon was a revered chemist who undertook pioneering work in public safety and fought for women’s rights.

WORLD

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11.  Now We Know What Those Weird Black Balls in Sydney Were Made of

 MYSTERIES 

Surprisingly, they are not tar balls as first thought.

WORLD

12.  Viral Australian Breakdancer Raygun Retires After Olympic ‘Scrutiny’

 GUNN-SHY 

“It’s just not going to mean the same thing,” said Raygun about continuing her career as a professional breakdancer.

WORLD

13.  Meditation App Surges as Election-Induced Stress Plagues Nation

 MOMENT OF ZEN 

The app Calm shot up more than 100 spots on the App Store after airing an election night ad.

MEDIA

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