1.  Dead ‘Doomsday Fish’ on US Beaches Puzzles Researchers

 FISHY 

In Japanese folklore, beached oarfish are thought to be a precursor to earthquakes.

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2.  Bezos Shuts Down Musk After He Snickers About Mar-a-Lago Rumors

 RICH V. RICH 

“100% not true,” tweeted the buff-bodied Amazon founder, who blocked his Washington Post from endorsing Kamala Harris.

POLITICS

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3.  Chris Cuomo Claims He ‘Never Kept Any Secrets’ From CNN Amid Brother’s Scandal

 LOOKING AHEAD 

But it still seems to weigh heavily on the anchor’s mind.

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4.  Kamala Flees to Hawaii After Election Loss

 SKIPPING TOWN 

Harris’ vacation comes as Democrats try to push through more of Joe Biden’s judicial nominees before they lose control of the Senate in January.

POLITICS

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5.  Someone Made an Offer on Diddy’s Haunted L.A. Mansion

 CURSED REAL ESTATE 

It was the site of many “freak-offs,” which probably explains why they’re proposing half the asking price.

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6.  Whoopi Goldberg’s ‘Favorite’ Cake Makes Appearance on Capitol Hill

 JUST DESERTS 

Rep. Nicole Malliotakis wanted in on the action after Goldberg sparked a feud with a Staten Island bakery.

MEDIA

7.  ICC Issues Arrest Warrant for Israel’s Netanyahu Over Alleged War Crimes

 SERVED 

The court also issued warrants for his former defense minister and a Hamas commander.

WORLD

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8.  Belichick Might Return to Coaching With Jacksonville Jaguars Next Year

 INSIDE INFO 

The decorated former coach of the New England Patriots is reportedly trying to return to the NFL next season.

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9.  Trump’s Latest ‘Endorsement’ Grift Targets Rock Music Fans

 GUITAR HERO 

The President-elect is hawking a new kind of product–with some priced at $10,000 each.

POLITICS

10.  Passengers Duct Tape Man Trying to Open Plane Door Mid-Flight

 CABIN FEVER 

He allegedly insisted to flight attendants that he needed to get off the plane.

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11.  Musk Floats DOGE Plan to Scrap Remote Work for Federal Employees

 OFFICE POLITICS 

A ban could affect a million federal employees, but may be unenforceable.

POLITICS

12.  Bill Nye Hits Out at RFK Jr. as Trump’s Health Pick: ‘He’s Lost His Way’

 CONSPIRACY GUY 

“I really hope somebody will reconsider his position,” Nye told reporters in D.C.

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13.  Crypto Mogul Buys Viral Artwork of Duct-Taped Banana for $6.2 Million

 'EXPENSIVE BANANA' 

A controversial piece of artwork that first went viral in 2019 sold at auction for an astounding $6.2 million.

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