1.  Dershowitz Has Wild Theory on Why Trump Verdict Will Stick

 DERSHOWITZ’D 

And it coincidentally revolves around himself.

POLITICS

2.  King Threatens to Defund Prince Andrew Unless He Moves Out

  GTFO! 

Charles and Andrew have locked horns for more than a year over the latter’s unwillingness to leave the sprawling estate.

ARTS AND CULTURE

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3.  Melania and Barron Hid at Trump Tower During Verdict: Report

 ‘LIKE A FUNERAL’ 

A source told Page Six that Trump’s wife and youngest son were “smuggled through the side entrance.”

POLITICS

4.  U.K. Ambassador Fired After Waving Massive Gun at Staff

 NOT FUNNY 

An anonymous X account criticized Jon Benjamin’s action as tone-deaf “in a context of daily killings in Mexico by drug dealers.”

WORLD

Aesop’s New Balm Brings a ‘Touch of Poetry’ to Hand Care

 IN GOOD HANDS 

Aesop’s covetable hand balms are more than just a low-key status symbol—they’re the ultimate remedy for distressed hands.

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5.  Woman Who Berated Kylie Kelce in Viral Video Apologizes

 MEA CULPA 

“My anger, and my actions, are not who I am, and certainly not indicative of the welcoming community of Margate,” the woman wrote.

ENTERTAINMENT

6.  Now the Pope Is Accused of Making a Sexist Remark

 UNSTOPPABLE 

The offending comment was once again made behind closed doors—and there’s apparently an audio recording of it.

WORLD

7.  French Authorities Thwart ISIS Plot Targeting Paris Olympics

 RED CARD 

An 18-year-old who allegedly planned to launch the attack has been arrested.

WORLD

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8.  New York Post Front Page Goes Full MAGA on Trump Conviction

 ‘INJUSTICE’ 

The tabloid described the historic trial as a “political hit job.”

MEDIA

9.  Brangelina’s Daughter Shiloh Is Dropping Pitt From Her Name

  WHO’S YOUR DADDY? 

She petitioned a court to make it official—on her 18th birthday.

ENTERTAINMENT

10.  Son of Buc-ee’s Co-Founder Indicted in Secret Cam Scheme

 LONE STAR PERV 

The 28-year-old is alleged to have recorded at least 13 victims “using the toilet, showering, changing clothes, and/or having sex” in bathrooms over two years.

U.S. NEWS

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11.  Prudish Fan Sues Madonna for Being ‘Too Sexual’ in Concert

 LIKE A VIRGIN 

The fan claims he deserved a trigger warning before being subjected to hours of groping, grinding, and gyrating.

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12.  Biggie’s Mom Wants to ‘Slap the Daylights’ Out of Diddy

 GO OFF, VOLETTA! 

The late Notorious B.I.G.’s mom said that after that, she hopes he apologizes to Cassie and his mother.

ENTERTAINMENT

13.  Bad Bunny and Kendall Back Together After Months-Long Break

 UN VERANO... CONTIGO? 

The reggaeton star was recorded singing to the socialite at a concert in Orlando earlier this month, sparking rumors.

ENTERTAINMENT

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