1.  Macaulay Culkin Makes Rare Comments About Relationship With Fellow Child Star Brenda Song

 IN THE STARS 

Culkin has kept a low profile since his prolific career as a child actor in the 80s and 90s.

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2.  CDC Ordered to End All Work With World Health Organization

 CONTAINED 

The move comes as a surprise, because the Trump’s order merely began the process of leaving WHO.

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This Massage Oil Kit Will Get You in the Mood This V-Day

 IN THE MOOD FOR LOVE 

The intimacy-enhancing kit contains arousing botanical oils to help boost blood flow, reduce muscle tension, and support lubrication for better sex.

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3.  Trump Looks to Repaint Air Force One in ‘Power’ Color

 PAINT JOB 

The tone of blue chosen by Jacqueline Kennedy isn’t to the new commander-in-chief’s liking.

POLITICS

4.  Pope Francis Says Too Much Online Scrolling Causes ‘Brain Rot’

 THE HOLY POST 

The pontiff invoked a phrase that the Oxford Dictionary chose as its word of the year for 2024.

WORLD

These Mushroom-Infused Gummies Support Focus and Relaxation

 STAY GROUNDED 

Get the powerful health benefits of functional mushrooms without the bitter taste.

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5.  Trump Trolls Colombian President by Suggesting He Made Him ‘Lose His Mind’

 MASTER AND APPRENTICE  

President Donald Trump has declared victory over his South American counterpart, and his fans reckon the MAGA boss has sent Gustavo Petro’s head into a spin.

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6.  Spectator Killed After Athlete’s Hammer Throw Hit Him

 TRAGIC 

A father in Colorado was hit by a heavy metal ball which went out of bounds.

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7.  Baby Shark’s Birth in All-Female Tank Stuns Aquarium Staff

 JAWS-DROPPING 

They’re now working to unravel the mystery of how the swell shark—named Yoko—came into existence.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  Duck DNA Detected in Engines of Crashed Passenger Plane

 SEARCHING FOR ANSWERS 

Investigators have not yet confirmed the cause of the disaster which was survived by just two of the 181 people on board.

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9.  Putin Ally Lukashenko Brags After Being Re-Elected With 87% in Sham Vote

 NOT 99%? 

“Everyone has the right to choose,” Lukashenko said of his political opponents, who he said could go to prison or flee.

WORLD

10.  Thieves Blast Into Museum in Explosive Ancient Artifact Heist

 WITH A BANG 

The suspects made off with several gold treasures in the raid which left staff “intensely shocked.”

WORLD

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11.  Musk’s Trump Endorsement Could Backfire as Tesla Sales Set to Stagnate

 ELECTRIC SHOCK 

President Trump’s anti-green policies could damage one of Musk’s most valuable businesses.

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12.  Colombian Prez Gives Trump a Taste of His Own Medicine in Long, Bizarre Rant

 POPPING OFF 

Gustavo Petro took to X to air his grievances amid a standoff with Donald Trump.

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13.  How Miley Cyrus Dealt With Dad’s Nightmare Inauguration Performance

 LEAVE ME OUT OF IT 

The pop star’s brother, Trace, claimed their dad threatened legal action after he expressed concern over his performance at an inaugural ball.

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