1.  MAGA Lawyer Lin Wood Calls Time Rather Than Face Disbarment

 QUIT WHILE YOU’RE BEHIND 

Wood, a pro-Trump attorney who helped launch the Stop The Steal movement, was at risk of losing his law license in Georgia.

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2.  Tatum O’Neal ‘Overdosed and Almost Died’ From Stroke in 2020

  MIRACULOUS 

“She didn’t know where she was... She couldn’t say, ‘I’m scared.’”

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Maple Water Is Officially the New Coconut Water—Here’s Why

  SIP SAP 

Drinking maple water is thought to boost fitness performance, reduce hangovers, and potentially hydrate better than water alone.

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3.  GQ Pulled a Zaslav Takedown After Warner Spox Complained

 SCAREDY CAT 

The story, initially published Monday, sharply criticized the Warner Bros. Discovery CEO’s Hollywood record.

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4.  First Female Pro Athlete Is Diagnosed With CTE

 SCARY 

Anderson died last year at the age of 28, and was diagnosed with CTE posthumously.

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Get a Taste of Japan at Home With Sakuraco’s Artisanal Boxes

 ARTISANAL CARE 

You can choose between monthly, tri-monthly, semi-annually, and annual snack box subscription plans to get snacks, kitchenware, and more shipped directly from Japan to your door.

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5.  82-Year-Old Dies After Falling Into Moat at British Castle

 TRAGIC 

Caerphilly Castle is the second-biggest castle in Britain. It was also featured in several episodes of “Doctor Who.”

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6.  FBI in Desperate Search for Abducted Michigan 2-Year-Old

 WHERE IS SHE? 

Wynter Smith was apparently taken from her home after her mother was stabbed on Sunday.

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7.  Yankees’ Rising Star Pitcher Suspended for Domestic Violence

 OFF THE MOUND 

Cordero, a key relief pitcher for the Yankees, will be out for the rest of the 2023 season.

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8.  Greta Thunberg Charged With Disobeying Swedish Cops

 CLIMATE CRUSADER 

Thunberg was reportedly arrested alongside other climate protesters during a demonstration at a Swedish port.

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9.  Joe Rogan: LGBTQ Community ‘Took Over’ the Word ‘Pride’

  ‘NOW IT’S GAY’ 

“How insidious they snuck it in,” he said. “They slowly took over pride like they took over the rainbow.”

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10.  Cocaine Found Where White House Visitors Leave Phones: WaPo

 SNOWFALL 

The discovery prompted an evacuation of the White House on Sunday.

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11.  Rioter Arrested Near Obama’s Home Wanted to Blow Up Van: DOJ

 ‘ONE WAY MISSION’ 

“We got these losers surrounded!” Taylor Taranto, 37, allegedly wrote on Telegram.

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12.  ‘Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon’ Singer CoCo Lee Dies at 48

 ‘KIND ANGEL’ 

“Although CoCo sought professional help and did her best to fight depression, sadly that demon inside of her took the better of her,” her sisters said.

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13.  Hawley Busted Using Fake Quote to Push Religious Propaganda

 FACT-CHECKED 

The quote was not, in fact, from founding father Patrick Henry.

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