1.  Musk’s DOGE Youngins Are Terrorizing Senior Government Staffers

 HISSY FIT 

Musk’s lieutenants have reportedly launched into screaming fits as they clash with senior staffers at the Office of Personnel Management.

POLITICS

2.  7-year-old Drag Racer Killed in Crash at Competition

 SPEEDWAY SORROW 

The first-grade student had been behind the wheel of a junior dragster, which is a small vehicle that can reach up to 85 miles per hour.

U.S. NEWS

Ditch the Kibble for Pet Food Made With Ingredients You Know

 AD BY THE HONEST KITCHEN 

The Honest Kitchen continues to raise the bar on what healthy, high-quality food for pets looks like.

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3.  Trump Teases a Third Term at National Prayer Breakfast

 THIRD TIME’S THE CHARM 

The suggestion came despite it being constitutionally prohibited.

POLITICS

4.  Revealed: Crazy Amount of Effort to Boil the Perfect Egg

 CRACKING THE CODE 

Scientists exchanged their lab coats for aprons to discover how to make the perfect hard-boiled egg.

CULTURE

These Heated Chairs Are a Must-Have Cold Plunge Companion

 HEAT CHECK 

Athletes, fitness fanatics, and wellness enthusiasts will love adding Galanter & Jones heated chairs to their outdoor cold plunge lineup.

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5.  Longtime NFL Team Owner Dies at 102

 MAMA BEAR 

Virginia Halas McCaskey said it was a “bumpy road” getting the Chicago Bears to the Super Bowl in 2006.

U.S. NEWS

6.  Michael Jordan’s Son Speaks Out After DUI and Cocaine Arrest

 NOTHING TO SEE HERE 

Marcus Jordan used the opportunity to promote his shoe boutique.

U.S. NEWS

7.  U.K.’s Top Diplo-Cat Palmerston Comes Out of Retirement

 PURR-FECT POSITION 

In a humorous X post the U.K.’s former ‘chief mouser’ has relocated overseas for a new job.

WORLD

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8.  Drew Barrymore Sets Record Straight on Uncomfortable Martha Stewart Interview

 HANDS OFF 

Barrymore said Stewart “really does like” her despite a viral moment last year when America’s most famous homemaker pushed her away in an interview.

OBSESSED

9.  Florida Surgeon Sued for Removing Liver Instead of Spleen

 DEADLY MIXUP 

A lawsuit alleges the surgeon conspired with the hospital to cover up the fatal error.

U.S. NEWS

10.  Woman Duped of 30K by Scammer Who She Thought Was Elon Musk

 A BIT RICH 

The woman was wooed by loved-up messages and professions of love by the fraudster who posed as the billionaire.

WORLD

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11.  WATCH: Video Pours Doubt on ICE Agents’ Claim They Were Attacked

 SLIPPERY STORY 

The Unified Police Department noticed the inconsistency in stories when assisting ICE agents at the traffic stop where the alleged incident occurred.

U.S. NEWS

12.  Panama Says the U.S. Totally Made Up Supposed New Canal Deal

 NO SUCH THING 

The State Department had announced U.S. government ships will no longer pay to use Panama Canal.

POLITICS

13.  Irv Gotti, Hip-Hop Icon and Founder of Murder Inc., Dies at 54

 RAP LEGEND 

Hip-hop has lost “one of its most creative soldiers,” ex-Def Jam CEO Lyor Cohen said.

U.S. NEWS

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