1.  Papua New Guinea PM Slams Biden’s Bizarre Cannibal Comment

 COME ON, MAN 

Last week, Biden appeared to imply his uncle was eaten by cannibals after his plane went down over the country during World War II.

POLITICS

2.  ‘Sorry for Having Great T*ts’: Sydney Sweeney Hits Back

  HATERS GONNA HATE 

Carol Baum had told an audience that Sweeney was overhyped, “isn’t pretty,” and “can’t act.”

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3.  Columbia Goes Remote Over Safety Concerns After Gaza Protest

 ‘WE NEED A RESET’ 

Columbia’s president said the change was intended to deescalate tensions and allow the university to address security concerns.

U.S. NEWS

4.  ‘Extremely Dangerous’ Russian Jamming Hit Flights: Report

 TURBULENCE 

Thousands of civilian airline flights are suspected of being affected.

WORLD

KeySmart Just Dropped an Ultra-Slim Rechargeable Tracker

 LOST AND FOUND 

The tracking card works like other Bluetooth trackers, but it’s slimmer and rechargeable, so you won’t have to change the battery every other month.

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5.  Jerry Seinfeld Reacts to ‘Curb,’ ‘Seinfeld’ Finale Backlash

 NO REGRETS 

“I don’t believe in regret,” the comedian said. “I think it’s arrogant to think you could have done something different.

ENTERTAINMENT

6.  U.S. Studios May Have Used North Korean Animators: CNN

 IN THE PICTURE 

Drawings for upcoming TV shows appear to have turned up on a North Korean computer server.

WORLD

7.  Two More Prospective Trump Jurors Share Their Impressions

 SPEAKING OUT 

The New York Times caught up with two of the prospective jurors who were ultimately excused from serving on the jury in former President Donald Trump’s hush-money case.

POLITICS

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8.  Olympic Swim Stars Speak Out After China Doping Revelation

 ‘CHEATED’ 

Nearly two dozen Chinese athletes tested positive for banned substances before the Tokyo Olympics in 2021—but were allowed to compete, according to a report in The New York Times.

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9.  Paste Mag Pens T-Swift Review Sans Byline to Duck Threats

  DODGING FIRE 

“We care more about the safety of our staff than a name attached to an article,” Paste Magazine said in a statement.

MEDIA

10.  7 Dead After Rogue Race Car Plows into Crowd in Sri Lanka

 NIGHTMARE TRACK 

An eight-year-old boy was reportedly among the dead.

WORLD

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11.  ‘No More Suffering’: Dem Rep. on Voting Against Israel Aid

 ENOUGH 

Appearing on ABC’s “This Week,” Ro Khanna said, “This was a stance against a blank check for Netanyahu and offensive weapons unconditionally.”

POLITICS

12.  Feds Bust Weed Operation, Probe Possible Foreign Involvement

 BAD COMEDOWN 

The raid in rural Maine, which seized nearly 40 pounds of marijuana, is part of a sweeping federal investigation into possible foreign involvement in interstate drug trafficking.

U.S. NEWS

13.  Victoria Beckham Knows How She Got Her ‘Miserable Cow’ Rep

 FACING THE TRUTH 

“I’ve always looked at those red-carpet pictures of me and seen a woman who looks nervous and insecure,” Beckham said. “Everyone else saw a woman who looked grumpy and stern.”

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