1.  Sam Bankman-Fried Has a New Currency of Choice in Prison

 BARTER SYSTEM 

The disgraced crypto founder is serving a 25-year sentence for fraud and conspiracy.

U.S. NEWS

2.  Even Mike Johnson Won’t Back Trump’s Absolute Immunity Claim

  SPEAK UP, SPEAKER 

Johnson admitted, “it’s not a question I’ve wrestled with,” about the central question which could determine the course of American history.

POLITICS

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3.  Trump Promises Troubling ‘Deal’ With Oil Execs: Report

 SCORCHED EARTH 

The former president met with a number of big oil giant executives last month, and offered them changes on “the first day” if they raised some serious cash.

POLITICS

4.  Lauren Sánchez ‘Overflowing With Pride’ at Son’s Graduation

 BIG DAY 

She also shared a picture of her firstborn with her former NFL star ex.

U.S. NEWS

These Anti-Bloat Electrolyte Drops Are Finally Back in Stock

 BLOAT, BEGONE! 

Buoy’s recently-launched anti-bloat electrolyte Digestion Drops sold out in just four days—grab a bottle now before they sell out again.

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5.  Stormy’s Courtroom Outfit Had Great Significance

 ART IMITATES LIFE 

The jumpsuit she wore on the stand is the same one she donned for a 2021 satirical film in which Donald Trump sells his soul for the presidency.

POLITICS

6.  RFK Jr.’s Signature-Gatherers Trick Folks Into Endorsing Him

 BEWARE 

Multiple people were asked to support a spate of “independent” or “progressive” candidates, but RFK Jr.’s name was hidden from the list.

POLITICS

7.  Dad Turns in Gaza Protester After Memorial Defaced: Report

 FAMILY VALUES 

The 16-year-old allegedly took part in a pro-Palestine demonstration in Central Park.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  Republicans Want More Ammo in Their Fight Against MTG

 RULE BREAKERS 

More and more Republicans have been growing tired of their hardline GOP colleagues who stonewall simple measures and oppose the rules of debate.

POLITICS

9.  TikToker Dies of Cancer at 31, Leaves Tearjerking Last Video

  TRAGIC 

Dr. Kimberly Nix started sharing her cancer journey three years ago, when she was diagnosed at the age of 28 in her last year of internal medicine residency.

MEDIA

10.  Dem Rep Opens Up About Life With ‘Parkinson’s On Steroids’

 ‘TOO YOUNG FOR THIS’ 

“I like to think I can be vivacious and fun as a mom, but now it’s hard to communicate and have [my kids] fully understand what I’m saying,” said Rep. Jennifer Wexton.

POLITICS

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11.  Woman Lived in Michigan Grocery Store Sign for Nearly a Year

 TINY HOMES 

She had a cozy abode complete with a desk, houseplants, coffeemaker, and more.

U.S. NEWS

12.  Barron Trump’s Voice Seemingly Revealed in Mysterious Video

 LET HIM SPEAK 

Some users said he sounded like his brother Eric, while others likened him to Cousin Greg from ‘Succesion.’

POLITICS

13.  Israeli Contestant Booed After Calls to Boot Eurovision Star

 ‘EMOTIONAL AND BROKEN’ 

The European Broadcasting Union says removing Israel would be too political, but continues to silence dissent from fans and contestants.

WORLD

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