1.  Supreme Court Announces Unenforceable Code of Ethics

 ‘FRIENDLY SUGGESTION’ 

The code doesn’t add any major requirements or have enforcement measures, leaving compliance to each justice’s discretion.

POLITICS

2.  Feds: Trump Wants Cameras to Turn ‘Trial Into a Media Event’

  OH WHAT A CIRCUS 

Special Counsel Jack Smith argued against permitting cameras in the courtroom in a new filing.

POLITICS

This Viral Beauty Brand Just Dropped a Brightening Eye Cream

  WAKE UP! 

Bubble’s new launch will help wake up tired eyes and combat undereye circles.

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3.  Campaign Flack Has Deranged Take on Trump’s ‘Vermin’ Remark

 DOUBLING DOWN 

Anyone who took issue with Trump’s disturbing comment will have their “entire existence... crushed,” the spokesperson said.

POLITICS

4.  R. Kelly Sues Prison Bureau for Allegedly Leaking to Blogger

 ‘PHONE TAP’ 

Investigators took a laptop from an officer who was suspected of illegally viewing Kelly’s recorded phone calls, emails, and visitor logs.

U.S. NEWS

Learn How to Manage Stress Better With This Sleek Wearable

 STRESS LESS 

This wearable helps to manage stress in real time, while also helping to improve sleep, energy levels, and focus.

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5.  Fire Official Grills Delivery Companies After Fatal Blaze

 “BLOOD ON THE HANDS” 

Three family members were wiped out by a fire Sunday morning that was sparked by an electric scooter’s lithium-ion battery, officials said.

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6.  Why Donald Trump Hung Up on Kim Kardashian

 ‘TOXIC’ 

“You voted for Biden and now you come asking me for a favor?” he said, according to a forthcoming book by journalist Jonathan Karl.

POLITICS

7.  Warner Bros. Uncancels ‘Coyote vs. Acme’ After Online Fury

 THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN 

Directors like Scott Derrickson blasted the decision, arguing that filmmakers, cast, and crew had worked for years on the project.

ENTERTAINMENT

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8.  Abigail Spanberger Ditches House Seat to Run for Guv

 ‘A CROSSROADS’ 

In a campaign video, she promised to lower drug prices, help the middle class, and reduce inflation.

POLITICS

9.  ‘Evasive’ Lil Tay Emerges Post-Death Hoax to Tout New Career

  RE-BRAND 

In an interview with Rolling Stone, she claimed her father staged the hoax “as a last resort to sabotage me.”

ENTERTAINMENT

10.  Why These Californians Are Boycotting Carrots

 H2NO 

It’s all about water.

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11.  Suspected Torso Killer Had Samurai Sword Collection: Report

 ‘OBSESSION’ 

Samuel Haskell, the son of a veteran celebrity agent, also kept firearms and crossbows in the house he shared with his wife and in-laws, all of whom are missing.

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12.  USA Today Unveils New Beyoncé Reporter: ‘I’m a Beyoncé Stan’

 GANNETT’S GROOVE 

The paper had announced its Taylor Swift reporter last week.

MEDIA

13.  Shooter Ethan Crumbley’s Parents Now Want Separate Trials

 NEW STRATEGY 

Jennifer and James Crumbley have presented a united defense until now.

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