1.  Teen ‘Commemorated’ Alaska Airlines Blowout With Selfie

 UNFORGETTABLE 

The boy, identified only as “Jack,” snapped the pic with his seatmate, a “Lego master” and mom.

TRAVEL

2.  Dean Phillips Offers Dark Quip After Failed Campaign Event

  NOT GREAT 

“Sometimes if you build it, they don’t come,” he reportedly said.

POLITICS

The Viral Transformer Table Collection Is on Rare Sale

  THE FUTURE IS HERE 

The Internet-famous furniture brand is having a massive sale to ring in 2024.

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3.  Boebert’s Ex: I Should’ve Handled Spat ‘More Responsibly’

 ‘OVERREACTED’ 

Jayson Boebert says he wishes he never called the cops on his ex and needs to “make some changes” to be “the man Lauren needs.”

POLITICS

4.  Tupac Murder Suspect Can Go Home Until Trial, Judge Says

 HOMEBOYZ 

Duane “Keffe D” Davis’ attorneys believe he will be able to post $750,000 in bail, they said, allowing him to serve house arrest with electronic monitoring ahead of a June trial.

U.S. NEWS

This Facial Wand Is a Secret Weapon for Targeting Adult Acne

 CLEAR SKIN AHEAD 

This FDA-cleared anti-acne device harnesses the skin-enhancing superpowers of blue light therapy and sonic facial massage to kill bacteria and deep-clean congested pores.

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5.  Fake Soap Opera Star Convinced Woman to Poison Hubby: Cops

 YIKES 

Roxanne Doucette allegedly snuck the poison in her 73-year-old husband’s soup.

U.S. NEWS

6.  9 Arrested Over Tunnel Chaos at Brooklyn Chabad Headquarters

 ‘EXTREMIST STUDENTS’ 

Men are accused of standing in a tunnel and refusing to let it be filled by authorities.

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7.  IDF Stood by as Settlers Killed Palestinian Teen: Report

 HORRIBLE 

Obada Saed Abu Srour, 17, was reportedly shot in the back as he was presumably running away from an attack.

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8.  ‘Baywatch’ Actress Nicole Eggert Has Stage 2 Breast Cancer

 ‘GET THIS OUT OF ME’ 

“This journey's been rough for me,” the former “Charles in Charge” star says.

ENTERTAINMENT

9.  Phone Sucked Out of Alaska Airlines Flight Reported Found

  POLAR PLUNGE 

The iPhone still worked after plummeting 16,000 feet to the ground in Portland, Oregon, according to the man who claimed he found it.

U.S. NEWS

10.  Why Meghan Markle Wasn’t at Golden Globes ‘Suits’ Reunion

 REGRETS 

“We asked the duchess, but we were told that, unfortunately, she had a previous commitment,” a Globes insider told Page Six.

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11.  Roger Stone Caught on Tape Discussing Dem Assassinations

 ‘TIME TO DO IT’ 

“It’s either Nadler or Swalwell has to die before the election,” Stone allegedly said on a tape obtained by Mediaite.

POLITICS

12.  Harvard Interim Prez Calls for Campus to Come Together

 HARVARD, MAN 

After former President Claudine Gay’s ouster, her replacement, Alan Garber, said he could not recall “a period of comparable tension” at Harvard.

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13.  Pope Francis Says Surrogacy Is ‘Despicable,’ Calls for Ban

 ‘EXPLOITATION’ 

He called it “a grave violation of the dignity of the woman and the child.”

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