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1. Tesla Recalls 46,000 Cybertrucks

 OFF THE RAILS 

This is the eighth time the company has had to recall the truck this year.

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2. Family Missing After Leaving Grand Canyon During Storm

 GRAVE CONCERNS 

The family-of-three were last seen leaving the national park for Las Vegas on their vacation.

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3. U.S. Man Caged by Taliban Finally Free After Over Two Years

 COMING HOME 

George Glezmann was held in a nine by nine-foot cell with other detainees.

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4. Greenpeace Could Be Forced Into Bankruptcy

 BIG OIL WIN 

The environment campaign group was ordered to pay over $660 million in damages to a Texas-based oil company.

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Lifepro’s At-Home Vibration Plate Is the Best Lymphatic Drainage Hack

 SHAKE IT OFF 

Vibration therapy offers a slew of wellness benefits.

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5. Trump Shows Off His Oval Office ‘Coke Button’ to Laura Ingraham

 PRIDE AND JOY 

A button on the Resolute Desk summons a butler to bring the president chilled Diet Coke.

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6. Trump to Sign Order Designed to Close Education Department

 HERE WE GO 

Congress created the department, and only Congress can close it down entirely.

POLITICS

7. U.S. Reaches Lowest-Ever Ranking on World Happiness Report

 IT’S NOT JUST YOU 

The nation’s happiness rate peaked in 2012.

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8. Trump Reveals Why He Wants to Pave Over the White House Rose Garden

 ‘GONNA BE BEAUTIFUL’ 

It’s all part of the president’s remodeling of the White House.

MEDIA

9. DOD Admits It Deleted Webpages for Jackie Robinson and Other Non-White Heroes

 PRETEND IT NEVER HAPPENED 

The sites were quietly restored Wednesday.

POLITICS

10. Minnesota Vikings Take a Pass on Aaron Rodgers

 THANKS BUT NO THANKS 

The Minnesota Vikings are reportedly eyeing a star newcomer instead.

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11. Top DOGE Official Promoted to Leadership Role at USAID

 DOUBLE WHAMMY 

Jeremy Lewin was named USAID’s deputy administrator for policy and programs—and will become the agency’s chief operating officer.

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12. Georgia Sorority Girl’s ‘Hot Mugshot’ Dazzles Internet Users

 ARRESTING SMILE 

The Alpha Chi Omega sorority member was pictured grinning ear to ear in a stunning mugshot which has captured hearts and minds.

CULTURE

13. Karen Reed Investigator Fired for Sending Lewd Texts About Her

 UNPROFESSIONAL 

Former lead investigator Michael Proctor said his messages were “regrettable.”

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