1.  Trump Rewards Convicted Loyalist Peter Navarro With Administration Role

 PRISON TO WHITE HOUSE 

The former White House aide spent four months in prison for refusing to comply with a Congressional subpoena about Jan. 6.

POLITICS

2.  William and Harry Can’t Even Be in the Same Room Virtually

 WORLDS APART 

The once close brothers tie themselves in knots to avoid coming face-to-face at awards ceremony in honor of their mother.

CULTURE

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3.  Satanic Temple to Offer Religious Program for Public Elementary Students

 SEPARATION OF CHURCH AND STATE 

A parent personally requested they offer their program as an alternative to one already implemented by the school.

U.S. NEWS

4.  ‘Frasier’ Star to Release Memoir About His Sister’s Murder

 FAMILY MATTERS 

Kelsey Grammer has suffered through a number of family tragedies including the murders of his father and his sister, as well as the deaths of his half brothers in a scuba diving incident.

U.S. NEWS

The Best Gifts for Stubborn Giftees Who Swear They ‘Don’t Want Anything’

 GIFT GUIDE 2024 

We all know someone who, year after year, stubbornly swears they don’t want a gift, but no one feels comfortable *actually* showing up empty-handed.

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5.  Trump Selects Space Traveler to Head NASA

 ROCKETMAN 

Jared Isaacman currently serves as the CEO of the payments-technology company Shift4 Payments.

POLITICS

6.  Anna Wintour Reveals the Secret Behind Her Dark Glasses

 THE DEVIL WEARS... 

“They help me see and they help me not see,” the Vogue boss said of her trademark accessory. “They help me be seen and not be seen. They are a prop, I would say.”

CULTURE

7.  Putin’s Relative Shares Classified Figures on MIA Soldiers in Ukraine

 TOP SECRET 

The government has apparently received some 48,000 requests to DNA test unidentified remains.

WORLD

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8.  ‘Wicked’ Movie Banned in Kuwait, Likely Over LGBTQ Cast

 CENSORED 

Variety confirmed the film will not play in the middle eastern country, as local media speculates about why the decision was made.

MEDIA

9.  Trump Is Getting a Special ‘Patriot of the Year’ Award From Fox Nation Streaming Platform

 NOBEL SCHMOBEL 

The president-elect said he’s looking “greatly forward” to attending the prize ceremony.

POLITICS

10.  Aaron Rodgers Gives Glimpse of Ayahuasca Trips and Bonkers Alternative Treatments

 SELF CARE 

Rogers said once he began his spiritual journey, “everything shifted.”

CULTURE

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11.  Hong Kong Airline Apologizes for Showing Tiananmen Square ‘Family Guy’ Scene

 OOPS 

Cathay Pacific says it will have the episode removed from its entertainment menu ASAP.

WORLD

12.  Vatican Boots Texas Nuns After Reverend Mother’s Alleged Affair With Priest

 THOU SHALT NOT 

An order from the Vatican declared the Texas monastery ‘extinct.’

U.S. NEWS

13.  Missing Grandmother Looking for Her Cat Believed to Have Fallen in Sinkhole

 SEARCH AND RESCUE MISSION 

Elizabeth Pollard was reported missing by a family member on Tuesday.

U.S. NEWS

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