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1. Trump Says U.S. Doesn’t Need Canada After All

 51ST STATE? 

“We don’t need anything from Canada. I believe this will be the golden age of America,” Trump told reporters aboard Air Force One.

POLITICS

2. Prince Harry Accused of Sending ‘Imperious’ Email to Charity Boss

 ‘UNPLEASANT’ 

Sophie Chandauka has emerged as the prince’s most formidable public enemy.

CULTURE

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3. Trump Is Cutting Down Historic White House Tree Linked to Andrew Jackson

 CHOP CHOP 

The tree is said to have been planted to honor the then-president’s late wife.

POLITICS

4. Meghan Markle Urges Fans to Upcycle Used Jam Jars as Vases by ‘Rinsing’ Them

 WE’RE JAMMING 

Meghan has emailed her fans to say her jam is going on sale.

CULTURE

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5. ‘SNL’ Writer Trolls Morgan Wallen’s ‘God’s Country’ Protest

 TAKE ME TO CHURCH 

Josh Patten insists he’s a “fan” of Wallen’s, however.

OBSESSED

6. Another Close Call at D.C. Airport as Plane Hits Kite While Landing

 TOO CLOSE FOR COMFORT 

The kite was later confiscated from a family in Gravelly Point park.

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7. ‘Shogun’ Actor Richard Chamberlain, 90, Dies a Day Before Birthday

 PEARLY GATES 

“Our beloved Richard is with the angels now,” said his longtime partner Martin Rabbett.

U.S. NEWS

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8. Don Jr.’s New Girlfriend Throws Hissy Fit Over News Story About Him

 ‘THAT’S MY GUY!’ 

The article seemingly struck a chord amongst the couple.

MEDIA

9. Congressman Makes Fiery Call for Pete Hegseth to Resign Over Signalgate

 GOT TO GO 

Ted Lieu didn’t hold back his opinions when discussing Pete Hegseth’s “Signalgate.”

MEDIA

10. ‘Person of Interest’ Cleared in Missing Spring Breaker Case

 RULED OUT 

Officials cleared an Iowa high school wrestling star who was last seen with University of Pittsburgh student Sudiksha Konanki.

U.S. NEWS

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11. American Woman Freed By Taliban Thanks Trump

 OMW HOME! 

Authorities in Afghanistan detained Faye Dail Hall in February for using a drone.

WORLD

12. Luigi Mangione May Appear on Ballot in California

 INSPIRED 

“Sometimes things require publicity,” said the attorney who has proposed the ballot measure.

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13. A $22 Million Piece of Jane Austen History to Be Demolished

 VEXING 

Ashe Park House, where Austen was a regular visitor, will be demolished despite objections from locals.

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