1.  Woman Crashed Into What She Thought Was Jewish School: Cops

 ‘TERRORIST’ 

But the building was actually for the Israelite School of Universal and Practical Knowledge, which is considered an antisemitic hate group.

U.S. NEWS

2.  Evan Ellingson of ‘My Sister’s Keeper’ and ‘CSI:Miami’ Dies

  TOO YOUNG 

The 35-year-old was reportedly found dead in a sober-living home.

ENTERTAINMENT

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3.  ‘Tiger King’ Star Pleads Guilty to Wildlife Trafficking

 MUZZLED 

He faces a maximum penalty of five years in prison, a fine of up to $250,000, and three years of supervised release for each count.

U.S. NEWS

4.  Father of Highland Park Shooting Suspect Pleads Guilty

 ‘VIOLENT IDEATIONS’ 

Robert Crimo Jr. will spend 60 days in jail, serve two years of probation, and participate in 100 days of public service.

U.S. NEWS

Best Buy’s Massive Black Friday Sale Started Early This Year

 SMOOTH SAVINGS 

Best Buy’s early Black Friday sale includes stellar deals on top brands like Apple, Samsung, and Nintendo.

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5.  Republican Who Voted to Impeach Trump Is Running for Senate

 RUN IT BACK 

Meijer will face former Rep. Mike Rogers (R-MI) and ex-Detroit Police Chief James Craig for the GOP nomination.

POLITICS

6.  Bored Ape NFT Event Attendees Report Terrible ‘Eye Burn’

 ‘COULDN’T SEE ANYMORE’ 

One attendee said a doctor informed them that the source was most likely UV rays from stage lights.

TECH

7.  Man Accused of Antarctic Assault Sent Out With Students: AP

 ‘UNCOMFORTABLE’ 

He was reportedly made responsible for the group’s safety two weeks after the alleged assault.

U.S. NEWS

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8.  4 Charged in Theft of Gold Toilet at Churchill’s Birthplace

 BUSTED FLUSH 

The luxury loo was swiped from Blenheim Palace in 2019.

WORLD

9.  Meet the Swiftie Journalist Covering Taylor Full-Time

  REPORT ON THIS BEAT 

Bryan West described the job as “no different than being a sports journalist.”

MEDIA

10.  UMass Amherst Student Arrested After Jewish Student Punched

 ‘DEEPLY DISTURBING’ 

The suspect also allegedly spat on an Israeli flag.

U.S. NEWS

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11.  Muslim Stanford Student Struck in Hit-and-Run Speaks Out

 ‘ADVOCATE FOR LOVE’ 

The student claims the driver yelled “f*ck you and your people” after the incident.

U.S. NEWS

12.  Putin Plans to Run for President Again in 2024: Report

 SIX MORE YEARS 

An official announcement is expected soon.

WORLD

13.  U.N. Says Record Amount of Staffers Dead in Israel-Hamas War

 ‘SHOCK AND HORROR’ 

“Enough is enough. This must stop now.”

WORLD

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