I like giving things away, especially in exchange for money. That's why our relatively new coffee table book—a $100,000 value—is now included FREE when you become a premium subscriber.
You may recall that when The Sacred Texts of The Babylon Bee was first released, critics referred to it as "lengthy" and "definitely a book," and Kyle's mom gave it 4 stars on Amazon.
You're probably wondering: Why would they give away so much for so little? There has to be a catch.
No, there's no catch. At least not that we'd ever put in writing. That would be stupid.