It's Lovatover

It looks like Demi Lovato may not get her happy ending after all.

Just three months after announcing their engagement, Lovato, 28, and her fiancé, Max Ehrich, are struggling to make things work.

"It’s not over yet,” an insider told Page Six, “but it’s on its way there."

Is quarantine to blame? Or did the allegedly fake thirsty messages that the 29-year-old actor from “The Young and the Restless” left for Selena Gomez, Ariana Grande and Miley Cyrus take their toll on the relationship?

Whatever it is, fans of Lovato don't seem too broken up about the couple's demise, with one commenting on Twitter, "We worked hard to exorcise this demon out of her life and we’re about to reap the benefits, a great day to be a Demi stan." Invoking the occult seems drastic to me, but hey, whatever works.

Oddly enough, followers rejoicing at Lovato's apparent heartbreak isn't even close to the strangest thing happening on the internet today.

Enter "Succession" star Nicholas Braun, who, like myself, is dumbfounded by his followers' requests to "hit them with my car like in a sexy way, or like, stomp on their neck with my Crocs or slap them in the face."

But, ever the good sport, he's having a bit of fun with the outlandish way his fans appear to be seeking his attention.

"The car thing is really concerning, and I just wanted to say, I’m down, like, let’s figure it out ’cause I want to help," the 32-year-old said in a video posted to Instagram. "For me, the only thing is just like I don’t want the car to get damaged that much and I don’t want a ton of blood on the car and things like that."

Even more awkward than Braun trying to make sense of the young and extremely online? Tyra Banks hosting "Dancing With the Stars."

The model and host is still learning the right steps when it comes to critiquing what's going on in the ballroom.

"I messed up, I said the wrong words, but the thing is, I kept, kept going," she explained after her second episode as host. "So the message is, I messed up this week, [contestant] Skai [Jackson] messed up this week, but we’re going to keep on going and going, all right. So, forgive yourself when you mess up. Stand the heck up and keep going.”

A good thing to remember, even if you aren't vying for the mirrorball trophy.

Drinking of you fondly,

Maggie