You wait years for a tournament to be awarded to a host country and then 11 come at once. Swiftly following news that the UK and Ireland’s infrastructural expertise will be tested by hosting Euro 2028 came the announcement that the 2030 World Cup will be shared between six countries and across three continents. The Net Zero World Cup, if you will. A 12th host country will be soon incoming if the inescapable hum around Saudi Arabia staging 2034 is anything to go by. Australia, having co-hosted a flamin’ highly successful Women’s World Cup, were given just 25 days to give good PowerPoint for an event 11 years off. The Saudi bid is already in. “Hosting a Fifa World Cup in 2034 would help us achieve our dream of becoming a leading nation in world sport,” roared Saudi minister of sport Prince Abdulaziz bin Turki Al Faisal. Gone are the days when announcements were made in glitzy ballrooms, the tension mounting among dignitaries. It turns out that the December 2010 day when Davids Beckham and Cameron were accompanied by Prince William to Zurich, and had to sit stone-faced as Russia took the 2018 prize, with Vladimir Putin pronouncing “soccer is popular”, was the last of its kind. Considering the problems that and awarding Qatar the 2022 tourney caused for Fifa’s suits, what with the FBI getting involved and Chuck Blazer playing whistleblower on his fellow freeloaders, perhaps it’s now safer to work out where World Cups will be hosted via good old-fashioned, er, diplomacy. In co-hosting 2030, the Uefa, Conmebol and Caf confederations left the road open to Asia hosting again, seeing as USA USA USA, Mexico and Canada are looking after the Air Miles World Cup in 2026. Saudi Arabia bidding for the Human Rights World Cup II has a few well-placed advocates. “Clearly in the right place, now and for the future,” roared Riyad Mahrez, of Al-Ahli, reported wages £45m-a-year, on social media disgrace TwiXer. “Amazing to see Saudi Arabia bid for the big one. Wow, amazing news,” whooped Karim Benzema, of Al-Ittihad, reported wages £258m over three seasons. “Very excited about the announcement,” hurrahed Jordan Henderson, not actually there for the money and who played in front of a crowd of 976 for Al-Ettifaq last week. Henderson’s gaffer, Steven Gerrard joined the throng, posting a picture of a packed stadium and tooting: “Incredible to think that the 11-year journey to a home Fifa World Cup might have already started for some of my youth players. Hard work starts now.” He was then only too happy to tell TV reporters of his overflowing elation. “Very very happy for everyone in Saudi,” he droned in the tone any Englishman adopts when trying to make locals understand them. When enthusiasm flows like that, then Saudi 2034 is surely irresistible. |