 Hey, It's my birthday today! Really! And I feel like giving you a birthday gift.
It's not expensive but it'll help you make better burgers. It's a Burger Buddy, a hamburger press. When the burger is uniform size and thickness, when the meat is loosely packed, not pressed hard together, your burgers are better.
You've already got one of these? Of course you do--you're renowned for your burgers.
How about I give you something else for my birthday? You choose. It's free! We'll get it right out to you.
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