The NFL announced that football is gay! Who Knew? Facebook is helping to protect us all from dangerous extremist content, and Biden helped everyone save a whopping $0.16 on their July 4th barbecues this year: it's The Babylon Bee Week in Review!

NFL Introduces Rainbow Flag For Refs To Throw When Players Aren't Being Gay Enough

NEW YORK CITY, NY—Ever since the NFL's recent announcement that "football is gay," critics have challenged the organization to enact new enforcement measures to maintain an acceptable level of gayness at each game. Read more

In this exclusive clip from A Quieter Place, a young couple must avoid triggering a terrifying monster with their mild opinions if they want to survive.

This Monster Kills If It Hears You... Say An Opinion It Doesn't Like

Nike Announces Partnership With Chinese Communist Party With New Slogan ‘Just Obey It’

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Facebook To Provide Pop-Up Warning When Your Friends Begin Thinking For Themselves

Man Spending $5 A Gallon On Gas Excited To Learn He Will Save $0.16 On Cheese This Year

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