7 Of Our Favorite Bible Verses The Bible is one big book. So it can be hard to know which verses to read! Tens of thousands of verses and you've only got a few minutes to read the Bible before work each morning - sad! But we're gonna give you the "greatest hits" of the Bible here -- hand-picked excellent verses from your friends at The Babylon Bee.
Here are seven of The Babylon Bee writers' favorite verses, carefully selected to inspire and move you: 1.) John 3:16 —For God thought the world was so amazing and special that He sent His only Son to give them a high-five and whisper words of encouragement to them daily. 2.) Philippians 4:13 —I can do all things through Christ who strengthens me, except to interpret this verse in context. 3.) Jeremiah 29:11 — For I know the mansions and luxury private jets I have for you,' declares the Lord, 'Really nice ones too, not last year's models or anything---ones that will give your ministry a hope and a future packed with fleecing tons of Christians out of their hard-earned cash. 4.) Genesis 1:1 — In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth, which was really problematic because He didn't even, like, ask people if they wanted to be made first, totally violating their free will smh. 5.) Matthew 7:1 — "Judge not," said Jesus, absolutely not continuing to talk or providing any additional context to his statement whatsoever. 6.) John 14:6 — Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through Me, Buddha, Vishnu, Mohammed, or just being a good person. Spiritual but not religious? That's cool with me.” 7.) John 14:2 — "In my Father’s house, there are many genders. I go to prepare a racially segregated safe space for you." Powerful stuff!
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