Good Morning, Do! Today is Monday, December 7 If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! Thank you, Jack !!! ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award Man arrested at Walmart for arranging to meet teen for sex ____________________________________ Today, December 7 in 1941 Pearl Harbor, located on the Hawaiian island of Oahu was attacked by nearly 200 Japanese warplanes. The attack resulted in the U.S. entering into World War II. _____________________________________________________ Always do right. This will gratify some people and astonish the rest. --- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) _____________________________________________________ Why is a joke like sex? Neither is any good if you don't get it. _____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ >From Chuck Even though I was an engineering student at the University of Maryland, chemistry was a required course. The professor, on the first day of class, asked everyone to name the most outstanding contribution chemistry had made to society. When my turn came, I answered, "Blondes!" _______________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Tommy Hopkins, 54, Great Bend, Kansas, USA Man arrested at Walmart for arranging to meet teen for sex Police in central Kansas arrested a 54-year-old inside a Walmart store for allegedly arranging to meet a teenager for sex. Great Bend police were contacted by MotorCity Justice Tuesday afternoon regarding the suspect, identified as Tommy Hopkins, who was soliciting sex from a 15-year-old girl. Police said a few hours later he communicated through a chat log and planned to meet the teen at the store. Officers staged in the area until Hopkins arrived. He was escorted to an office and and arrested for sexual exploitation of a child, indecent solicitation of a child and electronic solicitation. During a search of his home, police found additional "electronic evidence" connected to the case. Officers also located a minor who was staying with family. The child was removed from the home and released to juvenile services. Hopkins was jailed on $1 million bond. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Kendra Re: 3rd party workaround for W10 networking Dear Webby, I realize that Microsoft has destroeyed easy networking for W10. Has a 3rd party workaround been found for simple transferring of pictures? I have to occasionally transfer a picture to my other machine, which has a working printer. Kendra Dear Kendra You probably have Facebook. Post the picture to a grandmother, who does not go onto Facebook. Then go check with your other machine, and copy the picture, then paste it into the graphics program, that you have on that machine. Then you can print it. It is not as slick and smooth as on W7, but it will work. Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ One Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the object and asked the children, "What's in here?" "I know! I know!" a little boy exclaimed. "Pantyhose!" ____________________________________________ The aged patient doddered into the doctor's office with a serious complaint. "Doc, you've got to do something to lower my sex drive." "Come on now, Mr. Peters," the doctor said, "your sex drives all in your head." "That's what I mean, you've got to lower it a little." ____________________________________________ Two old women were sitting on a bench waiting for their bus. The buses were running late, and a lot of time passed. Finally, one woman turned to the other and said, "You know, I've been sitting here so long, my butt fell asleep!'. The other woman turned to her and said "I know! I heard it snoring!" _______________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today December 7 in 1431 In Paris, Henry VI of England was crowned King of France. 1732 The original Covent Garden Theatre Royal (now the Royal Opera House) was opened. 1787 Delaware became the first state to ratify the U.S. constitution becoming the first of the United States. 1925 Swimmer Johnny Weissmuller set a world record in the 150-yard freestyle with a time of 1 minute, 25 and 2/5 seconds. He went on to play "Tarzan" in several movies. 1926 The gas operated refrigerator was patented by The Electrolux Servel Corporation. 1941 Pearl Harbor, located on the Hawaiian island of Oahu was attacked by nearly 200 Japanese warplanes. The attack resulted in the U.S. entering into World War II. 1946 A fire at the Winecoff Hotel in Atlanta killed 119 people. It was America's worst hotel fire disaster. The hotel founder, W. Frank Winecoff, was also killed in the fire. 1971 Libya announced the nationalization of British Petroleum's assets. 1972 Apollo 17 was launched at Cape Canaveral. It was the last U.S. moon mission. 1972 Imelda Marcos, wife of Philippine President Ferdinand E. Marcos, was stabbed and seriously wounded by an assailant. The man was then shot and killed by her bodyguards. 1974 President Makarios returned to Cyprus after five months in exile. 1980 General Antonio Ramlho Eanes was reelected president of Portugal. His right-wing opposition was thrown into disarray by the death of Premier Francisco Sa Carneiro in a plane crash. 1982 Charlie Brooks Junior, a convicted murderer, became the first prisoner in the U.S. to be executed by injection, at a prison in Huntsville, TX. 1983 Madrid, Spain, an Aviaco DC-9 collided on a runway with an Iberia Air Lines Boeing 727 that was accelerating for takeoff. The collision resulted in the death of all 42 people aboard the DC-9 and 51 on the Iberia jet. 1987 Soviet leader Mikhail S. Gorbachev set foot on American soil for the first time. He had come to the U.S. for a Washington summit with U.S. President Reagan. 1987 43 people were killed when a gunman opened fire on a fellow passenger and the two pilots aboard a Pacific Southwest Airlines jetliner. 1988 An estimated 25,000 people were killed when a major earthquake hit northern Armenia in the Soviet Union. The quake measured 6.9 on the Richter Scale. 1988 Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev announced the reduction of the number of Soviet military troops by half a million. 1989 East Germany's Communist Party agreed to cooperate with the plan for free elections and a revised constitution. 1992 The U.S. Supreme Court rejected a Mississippi abortion law which required women to get counseling and then wait 24 hours before terminating their pregnancies. 1993 Six people were killed and 17 were injured when a gunman opened fire on a Long Island Rail Road commuter train. 1993 Energy Secretary Hazel O'Leary revealed that the U.S. government had conducted more than 200 nuclear weapons tests in secret at its Nevada test site. 1993 Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders suggested that the U.S. government study the impact of drug legalization. 1995 A probe sent from the Galileo spacecraft entered into Jupiter's atmosphere. The probe sent back data to the mothership before it was presumably destroyed. 1996 The space shuttle Columbia returned from the longest-ever shuttle flight of 17 days, 15 hours and 54 minutes. 1998 The U.N. evacuated 14 peacekeepers that were trapped by fighting between army and rebel forces in central Angola. 1998 U.S. Attorney General Janet Reno declined to seek an independent counsel investigation of President Clinton over 1996 campaign financing. 1999 A U.S. federal grand jury indicted a former convict in the 1995 disappearance of atheist leader Madalyn Murray O'Hair. 2002 In Amsterdam, Netherlands, two Van Gogh paintings were stolen from the Van Gogh Museum. The two works were "View of the Sea st Scheveningen" and "Congregation Leaving the Reformed Church in Nuenen." On July 26, 2004, two men were convicted for the crime and were sentenced to at least four years in prison each. 2002 In Mymensingh, Bangladesh, four movies theaters were bombed within 30 minutes of each other. At least 15 people were killed and over 200 were injured. 2003 A 12-inch by 26-inch painting of a river landscape and sailing vessel by Martin Johnson Heade was sold at auction for $1 million. The painting was found in the attic of a suburban Boston home where it had been stored for more than 60 years. 2020 Do smiled. |
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