Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, September 15 _____________________________________________________ Today, September 15 in  1923 Oklahoma was placed under martial law by Gov. John Calloway Walton due to terrorist activity by the Democrat Ku Klux Klan. After this declaration national newspapers began to expose the Klan and its criminal activities. 1928 Alexander Fleming discovered the antibiotic penicillin in the mold Penicillium notatum. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ 
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 Today's Bonehead Award: Ship Carrying 'Climate Change Warriors' whining about melting arctic ice gets stuck in ice  _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  _______________________________________________ People might not get all they work for in this world, but they must certainly work for all they get. --- Frederick Douglass (1817 - 1895) _______________________________________________ A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell 'before.' He stands up and says, "Before, B-E-P-H-O-R." The teacher says, "No, that's wrong. Can anyone else spell before?" Another little boy stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-O-R." Again the teacher says, "No, that's wrong." Then the teacher asks, "Little Johnny, can you spell 'before'?" Little Johnny stands up and says, "Before, B-E-F-O-R-E." "Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?" Little Johnny says, "That's easy. Two plus two be fore." ________________________________________________`   P'd-off Cheetah ____________________________________________________ 
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 ___________________________________________________     An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Climate Change Warriors  Ship Carrying 'Climate Change Warriors' concerned about melting arctic ice got stuck in ice  A ship carrying a group of 'Climate Change Warriors' who are concerned about melting Arctic ice got stuck in the ice halfway between Norway and the North Pole. Arctic tours ship MS MALMO with 16 passengers on board got stuck in ice on Sep 3 off Longyearbyen, Svalbard Archipelago, reports the Maritime Bulletin. The ship is on Arctic tour with Climate Change documentary film team, and tourists, concerned with Climate Change and melting Arctic ice. The passengers had to be evacuated by helicopter. Something is very wrong with Arctic ice, instead of melting as ordered by UN/IPCC, it captured the ship with Climate Change Warriors, announced Erofey Schkvarkin. 
 DearWebby's Tech Support Pits  From: Jim Re: Chrome Malfunction  Dear Webby, A good day to you and thanks for all of your help and the excellent humor letter. A little problem came up today. I don't know if you might help or not. When I go to my Mozilla icon and right click, I can click on the site I would like to visit, such as yahoo sports, Gmail, facebook etc. For the longest time I have done the same with Google Chrome. Today, when I wanted to use that feature, it is no longer there. Any thoughts on how to get it back? Could it be a "Google change?" Many thanks, Jim  Dear Jim GooGoo Chrome is not as good as it once was. The Democrats have taken it over and they have a totally different agenda now. For example, they realized that their memory handling is totally childish and incompetent, and causes problems. Instead of cold storing inactive tabs like OneTab does, and basically put them into "Virtual Memory", they keep them in live memory. Yes, I know, that is rather stoopid and causes problems. Keep a Widows Task Manager (CTRL SHIFT ESC), Processes, open and watch Chrome. You will see how Chrome gobbles up Memory. If you don't kill any instances of Chrome, that use more than 250,000 KB of memory, your machine will seriously slow down and eventually Chrome will crash. Instead of fixing that problem, they are getting nasty if you have more than 5 tabs open, and instead of showing the titles of the tabs, when you hover over the icon, they now just show the number of tabs. Yes, that is totally useless, but keep in mind that 99% of their employees have stayed in College too long and are fanatic Democrats. There is nothing you can do about that beyond limiting your tabs and changing the way you operate. No more herds of open tabs, that you will get to later on. Just the few that you are actively working on. Yes, that is rather sad, but that is all you can do. Or use FireFox. I am slowly migrating over to FireFox too. Have FUN! DearWebby 
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 When Jean arrived for her daughter's parent-teacher conference, the teacher seemed a bit flustered, especially when she started telling her that her little girl didn't always pay attention in class and was sometimes a little flighty. "For example, she'll do the wrong page in the workbook," the teacher explained, "and I've even found her sitting in the wrong desk." "I don't understand that," Jean replied defensively. "Where could she have gotten that?" The teacher went on to reassure her that her daughter was still doing fine in school and was sweet and likeable. Finally, after a pause, she added, "By the way, Mrs. Johnson, our appointment was for tomorrow." 
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 College student: "Hey, Dad! I've got some great news for you!" Father: "What, son?" College student: "Remember that $500 you promised me if I made the Dean's list?" Father (beaming): "I certainly do." College student: "Well, you get to keep it!" ___________________________________________________  Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com font color="#009990"> Longer Life for Your Carpet - Shampoo Rugs Shampoo rugs at least once a year. Consult your manufacturer's specifications for what type of cleaning equipment and/or detergents are appropriate for your type of carpet. thriftyfun.Com  ____________________________________________________  
  
 
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 ___________________________________________________ A Columbia lawyer was well into a lengthy cross-examination of a witness, stopped and said: "Your honor, a juror is asleep." The Judge ruled: "You put him to sleep; YOU wake him up." ___________________________________________________ Martin Scorscese is interviewing three action heros for his new movie, they are Arnold Schwarzenneger, Bruce Willis and Sly Stallone. Pitching his movie he says, "This is gonna be an action flick with a twist...all three leads will be famous musical composers." After some thought all three stars agree it's a new concept for an action flick and decide to get involved. In turn, Scorscese asks each star who they would like to play. Bruce Willis pipes up first with "I've always wanted to play Mozart..." "Great, great!", enthuses Scorscese, "What about you, Sly?" Stallone thinks awhile and then says,"I've always liked Burt Baccarach's music, I'll be him." "Wonderful, wonderful, Sly", says Scorscese and, turning to Schwarzenneger he says "And how about you, Arnie?" Arnold thinks for a while and after some eye rolling and tutting turns to Scorscese and says.... "I'll be Bach." ___________________________________________________ True story: From the granny in the "Scare North" parka (the stewardess): "They remembered to put the gas cap on today, so we won't be doing the usual circling back to the airport. Which is unfortunate, because they forgot to put the cap on the coffee thermos." And from the pilot shortly afterward: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... They will be on the next flight." One time in the 70s when they were still using their drafty see-through DC3 from Whitehorse to Dawson City, Dennis the pilot was in a serious looking conference with the stewardess and then came walking back, looking pointedly at the bright red toolcase on the floor between my feet and asked: "Does anybody by any chance have a 3/4" wrench?" I was on my way to fix a big generator and certainly did have all the wrenches with me. Nobdoy dared to breathe, but most started silent prayers. I quietly handed him a 3/4" wrench. He went back to the stewardess. She handed him a beer. In those days the beer still had crown-caps instead of screw-tops. He grabbed the bottle tighly around the neck with one hand, leveraged the wrench over his thumb and expertly popped the cap. Seems they had forgotten the bottle opener on that trip, and by the time we reached Dawson City the stewardess got pretty good at opening beer with a wrench. __________________________________________________ 
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 Today, September 15 in 1775 An early and unofficial American flag was raised by Lieutenant Colonel Isaac Mott after the seizing of Fort Johnson from the British. The flag was dark blue with the white word "Liberty" spelled on it. 1776 British forces occupied New York City during the American Revolution. 1821 Costa Rica, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua and El Salvador proclaimed independence. 1853 Reverend Antoinette Brown Blackwell was ordained becoming first female minister in the United States. 1857 Timothy Alder earned a patent for the typesetting machine. 1858 The first mail service begins to the Pacific Coast of the U.S. under government contract. Coaches from the Butterfield Overland Mail Company took 12 days to make the journey between Tipton, MO and San Francisco, CA. 1909 A New York judge rule that Ford Motor Company had infringed on George Seldon's patent for the "Road Engine." The ruling was later overturned. Seldon did not invent anything, just patented existing European engines. 1909 Charles F. Kettering applied for a patent on his ignition system. His company Delco (Dayton Engineering Laboratories Company) later became a subsidiary of General Motors. 1916 During the Battle of the Somme, in France, tanks were first used in warfare when the British rolled them onto the battlefields. 1917 Alexander Kerensky proclaimed Russia to be a republic. 1923 Oklahoma was placed under martial law by Gov. John Calloway Walton due to terrorist activity by the Democrat Ku Klux Klan. After this declaration national newspapers began to expose the Klan and its criminal activities. 1928 Alexander Fleming discovered the antibiotic penicillin in the mold Penicillium notatum. 1935 The Nuremberg Laws were enacted by Nazi Germany. The act stripped all German Jews of their civil rights and the swastika was made the official symbol of Nazi Germany. 1940 The German Luftwaffe suffered the loss of 185 planes in the Battle of Britain. The change in tide forced Hitler to abandon his plans for invading Britain. 1949 "The Lone Ranger" premiered on ABC. Clayton Moore was the Lone Ranger and Jay Silverheels was Tonto. 1950 U.N. forces landed at Inchon, Korea in an attempt to relieve South Korean forces and recapture Seoul. 1953 The National Boxing Association adopted the 10-point scoring system for all of its matches. 1955 Betty Robbins became the first woman cantor. 1959 Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev arrived in the U.S. to begin a 13-day visit. 1961 The U.S. resumed underground testing of nuclear weapons. 1965 "Lost in Space" premiered on CBS TV. 1965 "Green Acres" premiered on CBS TV. 1971 Greenpeace was founded. 1978 Muhammad Ali defeated Leon Spinks to win his 3rd World Heavyweight Boxing title. 1983 The U.S. Senate joined the U.S. House of Representatives in their condemning of the Soviet Union for shooting down a Korean jet with 269 people onboard. 1990 France announced that it would send an additional 4,000 soldiers to the Persian Gulf. They also expelled Iraqi military attaches in Paris. 1993 The FBI announced a new national campaign concerning the crime of carjacking. 1994 U.S. President Clinton told Haiti's military leaders "Your time is up. Leave now or we will force you from power." 1995 The U.N. Fourth World Conference on Women was held in Beijing. 1997 The domain name "google.com" was registered. 1998 Ayatollah Ali Khamenei ordered the Iranian military to be on full alert and massed troops on its border with Afghanistan. 1998 It was announced that 5.9 million people read The Starr Report on the Internet. 606,000 people read the White House defense of U.S. President Clinton. 1999 The United Nations approved the deployment of a multinational peacekeeping force in East Timor. 2012 Legoland Malaysia opened in Nusajaya, Johor, Malaysia. 2019 Do smiled.