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Regular HTML version Click here for Large Print Subscribe | Unsubscribe | To write to me: DearWebby@webby.com Good Morning, ! Today is Monday, July 6 Thanks Jack! ___________________________________________________ Today, July 6 in 1923 The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics was established. (USSR) _____________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Mother and Son Arrested for Kidnapping Sons Girlfriend and Holding Her Hostage 5 Days ______________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work, Please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online! _____________________________________________________ Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power. --- Abraham Lincoln (1809 - 1865) _____________________________________________________ An Indian chief thinks it's going to be a cold winter. So he instructs his tribe to collect firewood. To double- check his prediction, the chief calls the National Weather Service and asks a meteorologist if the winter is going to be a cold one. The man responds, "According to our indicators, we think it might." So the chief tells his people to find extra wood, just in case. A week later he calls the National Weather Service again, and they confirm that a harsh winter is headed their way. The chief orders all of his people to scavenge every scrap of wood they can. Two weeks later he calls the National weather Service again and asks, "Are you absolutely sure this winter is going to be very cold?" "Absolutely," the man replies. "The Indians are collecting wood like crazy." _____________________________________________________ Daniel Patrick Western Tanager, Alberta ___________________________________________________ NASA misplaced their $159 mil Contour space craft somewhere over the Indian Ocean while attempting to boost same into orbit. (USA Today) The FBI has vowed to join in the search as soon as they find their laptops. ___________________________________________________ Thanks to Helen for reporting this bonehead! An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Felisa Blazek, 49, Alec Blazek, 24, Windham, New Hampshire, USA Mother and Son Arrested for Kidnapping Sons Girlfriend and Holding Her Hostage 5 Days Felisa and Alec Blazek, of New Hampshire, have been charged with kidnapping after allegedly holding a woman captive for 5 days A mother and son from New Hampshire have been arrested and charged with kidnapping after they allegedly held the mans girlfriend captive for five days, say police. Alec Blazek, 24, and his mother, Felisa Blazek, 49, of Windham, allegedly held the unidentified woman in their home from Feb. 10 through Feb. 15, Windham Police Capt. Mike Caron tells PEOPLE. While the woman, 25, was being held against her will in their home, Alec Blazek allegedly physically assaulted her, Caron says. She was able to escape when the three were driving together on Feb. 15, he says. She managed to jump out of the car at an intersection, he says. She tried to evade them and luckily a motorist saw her and brought her to the Salem P.D. Alec Blazek was arrested on Feb. 26 after turning himself in on a warrant, says Caron. He is charged with five counts of domestic violence simple assault, one count of domestic violence strangulation and one count of kidnapping. His mother was arrested the same day and charged with kidnapping. Alec Blazek has a history of domestic violence against women, court records show. Four women have filed domestic violence petitions against him, according to court records, The Eagle-Tribune reports. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Eldred Re: Difference between Chrome and Edge? DearWebby, What is the difference between Chrome and Edge? On my machine Edge seems ro work exactly the same as Chrome, I just don't like the way it slithered in. Eldred Dear Eldred, As you probably noticed, EWdge copied all the settings and preferences from Chrome ande does it's best to make you think you are still in Chrome. The only difference seems to the that instead of Google harvesting your data, Microsoft is. Since you are not a terrorist or doing anything illicit, who cares? Somebody, either Google or Microsoft, and Amazon and eBay, records and files how often you buy certain pills and Chinese frying pans. So what? Who cares? Let them harvest and file your data. If you are concerned, just make yourself a new address on Gmail and a PayPal account with that name. Then let them file each purchase of Catnip and CBD oil and Slim-Fast pills Col Svetlana Putinovitch places. Play their silly game and let them file all of Colonel Svetlana's browsing and whatever. It makes no difference to you. a Have FUN! DearWebby If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work, Please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online! _____________________________________________ Our Lamaze Class Included A Tour Of The Pediatric Wing Of The Hospital. When A New Baby Was Brought Into The Nursery, All The Women Tried To Guess Its Weight, But The Guy Standing Next To Me Was The Only Male To Venture A Number. "Looks Like 9 Pounds," He Offered Confidently. "This Must Not Be Your First," I Said. "Oh, Yes," He Said. "It's My First." "Then How Would You Know The Weight Of A Baby?" I Asked. He Shrugged. "I'm A Fisherman." _____________________________________________ No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. When your Mom is MAD at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. Never trust an overweight teenager to watch your food. Reading what people write on desks can teach you a lot. Writing on desks and getting caught can teach you more Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. Puppies still have bad breath, even after eating a tic- tac. Puppies will probably have worse breath after eating a whole bowl of tic-tacs The carpet will have really really bad breath when you feed the puppy cotton candy to try to sweeten his breath and he pukes. Never hold a Dust-Buster and a cat at the same time. OK, try it but just once OK, but stop when you run out of cats. School lunches stick to the wall. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree. The best way to keep kids at home is to make a pleasant atmosphere-and let the air out of their tires. If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Forget the health food. Try preservatives instead. You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster. Two pounds of candy can make a person gain five pounds. God put me on earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now I am so far behind, I will live forever. When you get to the stage of life when you know all the answers,people will stop asking you the questions. Time is an amazing healer, but it's also a lousy beautician. Amazing! You just hang something in your closet for a while, and it shrinks two sizes. ____________________________________________ A Missouri farmer passed away and left 17 mules to his three sons. The instructions left in the will said that the oldest boy was to get one-half, the second oldest one- third, and the youngest one-ninth. The three sons, recognizing the difficulty of dividing 17 mules into these fractions, began to argue. Their uncle heard about the argument, hitched up his mule and drove out to settle the matter. He added his mule to the 17, making 18. The oldest therefore got one-half, or nine, the second oldest got one-third, or six, and the youngest son got one-ninth, or two. Adding up 9, 6 and 2 equals 17. The uncle, having settled the argument, hitched up his mule and drove home. Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. ___________________________________________________ Today July 6 in 1483 King Richard III of England was crowned. 1699 Captain William Kidd, the pirate, was captured in Boston, MA, and deported back to England. 1777 British forces captured Fort Ticonderoga during the American Revolution. 1854 In Jackson, MI, the Republican Party held its first convention. 1858 Lyman Blake patented the shoe manufacturing machine. 1885 Louis Pasteur successfully tested his anti-rabies vaccine. The child used in the test later became the director of the Pasteur Institute. 1905 Fingerprints were exchanged for the first time between officials in Europe and the U.S. The person in question was John Walker. 1917 During World War I, Arab forces led by T.E. Lawrence captured the port of Aqaba from the Turks. 1919 A British dirigible landed in New York at Roosevelt Field. It completed the first crossing of the Atlantic Ocean by an airship. 1923 The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics was established. (USSR) 1928 "The Lights of New York" was previewed in New York's Strand Theatre. It was the first all-talking movie. 1942 Diarist Anne Frank and her family took refuge from the Nazis in Amsterdam. 1945 Nicaragua became the first nation to formally accept the United Nations Charter. 1947 "Candid Microphone" began airing on ABC radio. 1966 Malawi became a republic within the Commonwealth with Dr. Hastings Banda as its first president. 1967 The Biafran War erupted. The war lasted two-and-a- half years. About 600,000 people died. 1981 Former President of Argentina Isabel Peron was freed after five years of house arrest by a federal court. 1981 The Dupont Company announced an agreement to purchase Conoco, Inc. (Continental Oil Co.) for $7 billion. At the time it was the largest merger in corporate history. 1985 The submarine Nautilus arrived in Groton, Connecticut. The vessel had been towed from Mare Island Naval Shipyard. 1988 Several popular beaches were closed in New York City due to medical waste and other debris began washing up on the seashores. 1989 The U.S. Army destroyed its last Pershing 1-A missiles at an ammunition plant in Karnack, TX. The dismantling was under the terms of the 1987 Intermediate- range Nuclear Forces Treaty. 1997 The Mars Pathfinder released Sojourner, a robot rover on the surface of Mars. The spacecraft landed on the red planet on July 4th. 1997 In Cambodia, Second Prime Minister Hun Sen ousted First Prime Minister Norodom Ranariddh and claimed to have the capital under his control. 1998 Protestants rioted in many parts of Northern Ireland after British authorities blocked an Orange Order march in Portadown. 2000 A jury awarded former NHL player Tony Twist $24 million for the unauthorized use of his name in the comic book Spawn and the HBO cartoon series. Co-defendant HBO settled with Twist out of court for an undisclosed amount. 2020 smiled. If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! PayPal The safer, easier way to pay online! Go to TOP Well, , that's all for today. Have FUN ! Dear Webby from Webby.com Please give a friend a subscription to the Humor Letter If you like the Dear Webby Daily Humor Letter, please vote for it at the Ezine Finder: Thanks for your votes! 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