Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, August 7 By far the best of the summer meteor showers, and one of the best of the entire year, the Perseid meteor shower runs between July 17 and August 24, and reaches its peak on the night of August 12-13. If you have reasonably clear sky and no street lights causing light pollution, go outside with a warm coat and some coffee, and look to the North-east and up at a 45 degree angle. If you know how to recognize the Perseid, great! That is where the meteors will appear. If you don't recognize it, just watch for the meteors. They will help you find the Perseid. Expect, depending on how clear your sky is, from one to twenty meteors per minute. _____________________________________________________ Today, August 7 in 1914 - Germany invaded France. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Today's Bonehead Award: Mother of 'missing' four-year-old boy and her female partner are charged with manslaughter after his body was found in a Baltimore dumpster. _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! _______________________________________________ Everybody knows if you are too careful you are so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something. --- Gertrude Stein (1874 - 1946) "The only thing that stops God from sending another flood is that the first one was useless." --- Nicholas Chamfort _____________________________________________________ One day a co-worker told my friend, Stan, that she was going home early because she didn't feel well. Since Stan was just getting over something himself, he wished her well and said he hoped it wasn't something he had given her. A fellow worker piped up, "I sure hope not. She has morning sickness." ______________________________________________________` We got a solar storm going on. If you live outside of town, go have a look! _____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ Reported by the Bausell Sailor: An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Alicia Lawson,25, and her partner Shatika Lawson,40, Baltimore, Maryland Mother of 'missing' four-year-old boy and her female partner are charged with manslaughter after his body is found in a Baltimore dumpster Malachi Lawson was reported missing from his grandmother's last Thursday But police said the boy had in fact been dead all along despite an FBI search Mother Alicia Lawson and partner Shatika Lawson were arrested and charged A mother and her female partner have been charged with manslaughter and child abuse after a four-year-old boy was found dead in a Baltimore dumpster. Authorities including the FBI had been searching for Malachi Lawson after he was reported missing from the porch of his grandmother's home on Thursday, August 1. But the boy's mother Alicia Lawson admitted on Friday night that Malachi was not really missing, but dead. Lawson, 25, helped police find Malachi's remains on Saturday in a metal trash bin, where the young boy's body was found with 'obvious signs of injury'. She and her partner Shatika Lawson, 40, face charges including child abuse, involuntary manslaughter and giving false statements. The pair could face further charges once a medical examination has been completed, police commissioner Michael Harrison warned. The couple are now in police custody and cops have released their booking photos after they were formally charged with child abuse and involuntary manslaughter. Malachi had likely been dead since August 1, police said. According to charging documents seen by the Baltimore Sun, Malachi had been suffering from burns for days before he died. Fearing Malachi would be taken away from them, the two women had attempted to treat the burns themselves rather than seeking medical help, it is alleged. Alicia Lawson allegedly woke up to find her son unresponsive in a 'puddle of wetness' and put him in a dumpster nearly 10 miles away. The FBI grew suspicious after finding that Lawson had searched for trash collection sites on the web, prosecutors claim. Speaking on Saturday, commissioner Harrison said: 'Last night after extensive interviews with Malachi's mother, Alicia Lawson, she confessed that her son was not missing, but deceased. 'She subsequently gave detectives the location of the child's remains which were in the 5500 block of Haddon Avenue. 'Biological mother Alicia Lawson and her partner, Shatika Lawson will be charged with child neglect resulting in the death of a minor.' Baltimore police, Maryland state police and the FBI all assisted the ultimately futile search for Malachi, he said. The young child had some 'obvious signs of injury,' police said, refusing to provide further details. The child's body has now been transported to the medical examiner's office for an autopsy, Harrison said. 'The search for Malachi was truly a community-wide effort and I want to thank personally everyone who dropped what they were doing, left their place of employment to help the search,' he said. The investigation has been handed over to Baltimore Police's homicide division. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Ann Re: Cost of envelope labels Dear Webby, How much do those envelope labels cost? Ann Dear Ann The prices change with the weather. Staples is somehow allergic to keeping prices the same. Whenever Walmart or somebody else has a Special, they try to beat that. Right now I see that they have a 750 label pack for $10.87. Staples Laser/Inkjet Address Labels, 1" x 2 5/8", White, 30 Labels/Sheet, 25 Sheets/Box (18054/SIWJ100) Staples Laser/Inkjet Address Labels, 1" x 2 5/8", White, 30 Labels/Sheet, 25 Sheets/Box (18054/SIWJ100) 750/Box $10.87 1" x 2 5/8" is a very common size. You select 18054 in Open Office or WORD, and do 30 different labels per sheet. They have smaller packs with fewer sheets, but at those prices, you might as well be a big spender and get 750. Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. No need to re-install them. The only mover recommended by Intel and Microsoft. After the birth of my son, a woman from the records depart- ment stopped by my hospital room to get information for his birth certificate. "Father's date of birth?" she asked. When I told her, she said, "Do you realize that his birthday is exactly nine months before your son's birth?" "No, I hadn't thought about it," I responded, "but now that you mention it, I realize that I have a daughter who turned two a couple of days before the same date." After she finished taking down all the data, she patted my hand and said, "Maybe you should start buying your husband a tie for his birthday." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Two confirmed bachelors were sitting and talking. Their conversation drifted from sports to cooking. "I got a cookbook once," said the first, "but I could never do anything with it." "Too much fancy cooking in it?" asked the second. "You said it. Every one of the recipes began the same way, 'Take a clean dish and...'" -------------- Women seem to think I am either too sexy for them, or too poor, so I reverted to being an un-tamed bachelor. However, I never have a lack of clean dishes. I like washing them. Putting them away is a different story, though :D ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Shop for Gifts at the Dollar Store This year when Christmas shopping, consider buying gifts as well as decorative items from your local dollar store. I went into our dollar store yesterday and was very pleasantly surprised at the amount of decorative items as well as gift items available - and at such a reasonable price! thriftyfun.Com ____________________________________________________ | | Traffic in Africa: The walkers are brave souls! |
___________________________________________________ One former classmate of mine had filled out his classmates.com profile form with this information: Marital Status: Not Good Wife's Name: Plaintiff ___________________________________________________ Teacher: Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing? Student: Brotherly love. ___________________________________________________ Winston Churchill was visiting another country. The first evening there, at the state dinner, he pointed to the chicken entree and said, "May I have some breast?" The hostess raised her eyebrows and curtly responded, "Mr. Churchill, in this country we ask for white meat or dark meat." "My apologies, Madam, I was not aware of your customs." The following day, a "thank you" gift was delivered to the party's hostess of a large orchid. The following was written on the note: "I would be obliged if you would pin this on your white meat." __________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, August 7 in 1782 - George Washington created the Order of the Purple Heart. 1888 - Theophilus Van Kannel received a patent for the revolving door. 1914 - Germany invaded France. 1928 - The U.S. Treasure Department issued a new bill that was one third smaller than the previous U.S. bills. 1934 - The U.S. Court of Appeals upheld a lower court ruling striking down the government's attempt to ban the controversial James Joyce novel "Ulysses." 1942 - U.S. forces landed at Guadalcanal, marking the start of the first major allied offensive in the Pacific during World War II. 1947 - The balsa wood raft Kon-Tiki, which had carried a six-man crew 4,300 miles across the Pacific Ocean, crashed into a reef in a Polynesian archipelago. 1959 - The U.S. launched Explorer 6, which sent back a picture of the Earth. 1960 - The Cuban Catholic Church condemned the rise of communism in Cuba. Fidel Castro then banned all religious TV and radio broadcasts. 1964 - The U.S. Congress passed the Gulf of Tonkin resolution, which gave President Johnson broad powers in dealing with reported North Vietnamese attacks on U.S. forces. 1974 - French stuntman Philippe Petit walked a tightrope strung between the twin towers of New York's World Trade Center. 1976 - Scientists in Pasadena, CA, announced that the Viking 1 spacecraft had found strong indications of possible life on Mars. 1983 - AT&T employees went on strike. 1987 - The presidents of five Central American nations, met in Guatemala City, and signed an 11-point agreement designed to bring peace to their region. 1990 - U.S. President George H.W. Bush ordered U.S. troops and warplanes to Saudi Arabia to guard against a possible invasion by Iraq. 2003 - In California, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he would run for the office of governor. 2003 - Stephen Geppi bought a 1963 G.I. Joe prototype for $200,000. 2019 Do smiled. |
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