| Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, July 16 ____________________________________________________ History: today, July 16 in 1981, After 23 years with the name Datsun, executives of Nissan changed the name of their cars to Nissan. ___________________________________________________ Bonehead Phoenix canal murderer Bryan Patrick Miller sentenced to death ___________________________________________________ Q The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for thirty years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found. --- Calvin Trillin (1935 - ) Education is a state-controlled manufactory of echoes. --- Norman Douglas __________________________________________________ A missionary discovered a tribe of natives who had never recorded a baptism, confirmation or marriage. The missionary soon rectified the situation by baptizing and confirming everyone. He also married every couple that walked by and desired such. Later, the tribal chief told the missionary that the tribe had never had so much fun. The missionary asked the chief which part they enjoyed the most. "The marriage stuff," the chief said, smiling. "We all got new wives, and all without the oldfashioned and traditional hassles with divorce lawyers and courts and custody battles and waiting periods!" ___________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical benefits coverage. I felt sorry for him, so I asked, What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce? Oh no, nothing like that, he said. Because of Coronavirus, I was unexpectedly paroled! ________________________________________________ A Bonehead award has been reported by Rock Bryan Patrick Miller, Phoenix, Arizona, USA Phoenix canal murderer Bryan Patrick Miller sentenced to death The so-called "Canal Killer" who was found guilty of first-degree murder and kidnapping in connection to the deaths of two women in the 90s, has been sentenced to death. Bryan Patrick Miller was found guilty on all counts, including: Guilty of first-degree murder Guilty of two counts first-degree murder Guilty on two kidnapping charges Several key witnesses and loved ones took the stand in the trial against Bryan Patrick Miller. The trial began on Oct. 3, years after DNA findings linked Miller to the deaths of 22-year-old Angela Brosso in November 1992 and 17-year-old Melanie Bernas in September 1993. Below are the trial's developments as the judge and jury decided Miller's fate following his choice to waive a trial by jury. About a thousand pieces of evidence collected from the crime scenes remained in bags and boxes for years. With new genetic technology and familial genealogy, detectives finally matched the unknown DNA samples they recovered from both cases. Bloodied and torn clothing, underwear, the victims bodies provided detectives with a then-unknown DNA sample of an unknown male. Police say an anonymous tipster told them about Miller in the 90s, but he wasnt considered a strong lead back then. In 2015 as police narrowed in on Miller, they obtained his DNA sample from a mug that he drank out of while at a restaurant. Undercover officers posed as security guards that wanted to offer Miller a job. They met him at a restaurant, then got his saliva from a mug, which he drank from, which he left on the table. "That was the first case solved ever using forensic genetic genealogy in 2015. That identified Bryan Patrick Miller as the suspect in that case," says Colleen Fitzpatrick, a familial genealogist. Bryan Patrick Miller has been sentenced to death in the murders of Angela Brosso and Melanie Bernas, Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Suzanne Cohen announced. Miller never denied that he was the one who brutally murdered the young women in the early 1990s. He tried to argue he was not guilty by reason of insanity. Ultimately the judge ruled that he knew what he was doing, and that he deserves the ultimate punishment. "There is no question that what the defendant did deserves the death penalty," said Maricopa County Superior Court Judge Suzanne Cohen. "The question the court must answer is if the totality of the mitigation is sufficiently substantial to call for leniency. The answer is no." Although he was denied mercy, Miller remained grateful to the judge. "I guess thanks for listening to everything we said, giving us the opportunity to try and convince you otherwise," Miller remarked in court. Miller now joins more than 100 other inmates on Arizonas death row. Right now, executions are on hold until the Department of Corrections completes a review. The pause and review were ordered by Governor Katie Hobbs earlier this year. She apparently is still worried about the election "irregularities". ___________________________________________________ Good Morning, Helmut-End-Of-List! Today is Wednesday, March 10 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Grand jury issues 11-count indictment against Baltimore Police trainee who followed women in car ___________________________________________________ Today, March 10 in 1876 Alexander Graham Bell made the first successful call with the telephone. He spoke the words "Mr. Watson, come here, I want to see you." ____________________________________________________ Invention is the mother of necessity. --- Thorstein Veblen (1857 - 1929) ____________________________________________________ I talked with a homeless man this morning and asked him how he ended up this way. He said, Up until last week, I still had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes were washed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had HDTV and Internet, and I went to the gym, the pool, and the library. I was working on my MBA on-line. I had no bills and no debt. I even had full medical benefits coverage. I felt sorry for him, so I asked, What happened? Drugs? Alcohol? Divorce? Oh no, nothing like that, he said. Because of Coronavirus, I was unexpectedly paroled! ____________________________________________________ One morning the door-bell rang. The weather was very bad. It was raining cats and dogs. I opened the door and there stood a young lady, a Jehovah's Witness, soaking wet. I felt sorry for her and invited her in the house for a cup of coffee and to dry off a little. As we were drinking our coffee, I asked what her 'happy message' was. I thought we might discuss some minor or major differences of believes or interpretation, but, she stuttered and said: ..."I'm not sure....I never got this far before...!" __________________________________________________ Two golden-agers were discussing their husbands over lunch. "I do wish that my John would stop biting his nails. He makes me terribly nervous." My Fred used to do the same thing," the other woman replied. "But I broke him of the habit." "Really, how?" asked the first woman. "Easy, I hid his teeth." ___________________________________________________ a href="http://webby.com/humor/i/Bonsai2021-L.jpg"> Bonsai ___________________________________________________ A defendant was asked if he wanted a bench trial or a jury trial. "Jury trial," he replied. "Do you understand the difference?" asked the judge. "Sure," replied the defendant. "That's where twelve ignorant people decide my fate instead of just one." ___________________________________________________ Dear Webby's Tech Support Pits From:Jan Re: Does Crap Cleaner interfere with MalwareBytes? Dear Webby Does Crap Cleaner interfere with MalwareBytes? Jan Dear Jan They don't interfere with each oher. CrapCleaner is a bunch of janitors going after silly nuisances like left-over file fragments, and obsolete updates for programs you have already dumped. Malwarebytes blocks bad stuff from coming in as if it was a platoon of fully armed Marines outside your gate. Don't worry about it. Have Fun! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you repeat that?", the operator asked. "Not if I can help it, " said the mother. ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! _____________________________________________________ The Vasa warship sank at the occasion of her inaugural journey in Stockholm in 1628. After 333 years at the bottom of the sea, the impressive warship was recovered and she could finally continue the journey. __________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the humor letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work, please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online! __________________________________________________ History Today July 16, in 1765, Prime Minister of England Lord Greenville resigned and was replaced by Lord Rockingham. 1774, Russia and the Ottoman Empire signed the treaty of Kuchuk-Kainardji, ending their six-year war. 1779, American troops under General Anthony Wayne captured Stony Point, NY. 1790, The District of Columbia, or Washington, DC, was established as the permanent seat of the United States Government. 1791, Louis XVI was suspended from office until he agreed to ratify the constitution. 1845, The New York Yacht Club hosted the first American boating regatta. 1862, David G. Farragut became the first rear admiral in the U.S. Navy. 1875, The new French constitution was finalized. 1912, Bradley A. Fiske patented the airplane torpedo. 1926, The first underwater color photographs appeared in "National Geographic" magazine. The pictures had been taken near the Florida Keys. 1935, Oklahoma City became the first city in the U.S. to install parking meters. 1940, Adolf Hitler ordered the preparations to begin on the invasion of England, known as Operation Sea Lion. 1942, French police officers rounded up 13,000 Jews and held them in the Winter Velodrome. The round-up was part of an agreement between Pierre Laval and the Nazis. Germany had agreed to not deport French Jews if France arrested foreign Jews. 1944, Soviet troops occupied Vilna, Lithuania, in their drive toward Germany. 1945, The United States detonated the first atomic bomb in a test at Alamogordo, NM. 1950, The largest crowd in sporting history was 199,854. They watched Uruguay defeat Brazil in the World Cup soccer finals in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. 1951, J.D. Salinger's novel "The Catcher in the Rye" was first published. 1957, Marine Major John Glenn set a transcontinental speed record when he flew a jet from California to New York in 3 hours, 23 minutes and 8 seconds. 1969, Apollo 11 blasted off from Cape Kennedy, FL, and began the first manned mission to land on the moon. 1973, Alexander P. Butterfield informed the Senate committee investigating the Watergate affair of the existence of recorded tapes. 1979, Saddam Hussein became president of Iraq after forcing Hasan al-Bakr to resign. 1981, After 23 years with the name Datsun, executives of Nissan changed the name of their cars to Nissan. 2005, J.K. Rowling's book "Harry Potter and the Half- Blood Prince" was released. It was the sixth in the Harry Potter series. The book sold 6.9 million copies on its first day of release. 2009, In Chicago, Sears Tower was renamed Willis Tower. 2011, The NASA space probe Dawn entered Vesta orbit. 2023, Do smiled.
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