Good Morning, Do! Today is Tuesday, September 21 Gorgeous moon out! BC stopped sending their smoke over the Rockies to us, and nobody north of us is burning potato leaves, so the customary fall moon is bright golden instead of the traditional orange. Nice! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Fountain Hills man arrested for installing camera in bathroom and recording people ___________________________________________________ Today, Sept 21 in 1993 Russian President Boris N. Yeltsin announced that he was ousting the Communist-dominated Congress. The action was effectively seizing all state power. ____________________________________________________ There is no such thing as "fun for the whole family." --- Jerry Seinfeld (1954 - ) ____________________________________________________ George ordered a cake with this inscription: "You are not getting older, You are just getting better" for his wife's birthday party. Asked how he wanted the message arranged, he said,"Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom." It wasn't until the cake was uncovered at the birthday party in front of all the invited guests that he discovered it read: "YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM." ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ Safe way to bathe a cat 1.Prepare a tall and heavy stack of towels and tie a long string to the towel at the bottom of the stack. 2. Scrub toilet and flush several times. 3. Fill toilet with warm water and add a squirt of pet shampoo. 4. Drop cat in toilet and slam lid shut. 5. Quickly put the stack of towels on the lid. - The cat's efforts to get out will generate a good deal of sudsing and washing motions. 6. When the cat gets bored, flush toilet a couple of times to rinse the cat. 7. Lay the string that you tied to the towel at the bottom of the stack of towels on the floor out into the hallway, close the door securely. 8. Close the door securely with you safely on the HALLWAY side of it. 9. Pull on the string with short, sharp tugs to get the tall stack of towels to sway and to tumble evenly all around the toilet to absorb the water when the cat erupts from the toilet bowl. 10. Cat will sulk and plot revenge anyway, but if you feed it a pizza under the door before opening the door, it may be not too expensive. _________ I don't have a cat now, but I used to wear my blue leather welding jacket and welding pants and long sleeved welding gloves for that chore. ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Stephane Pepin, Fountain Hills, Arizona, USA Fountain Hills man arrested for installing camera in bathroom and recording people Officials with the Maricopa County Sheriff's Office say a Fountain Hills man has been arrested and accused of recording people inside a bathroom at a photography studio. According to court documents, Stephane Pepin was arrested on Sept. 15 at his home in Fountain Hills, after two women reported to reported to MCSO of being surreptitiously recorded while at the Fountain Hills studio, which was identified as Showcase Theater. The women, according to investigators, were working as compensated models on Sept. 12, and were changing inside the studio's bathroom when they noticed the recording device with an SD card inside. "Both victims viewed the contents to the SD card and saw multiple videos on different dates of people in the bathroom changing, being nude, and utilizing the bathroom," read a portion of the court documents. The women, according to investigators, also recognized themselves changing and being nude in some of the videos, and Pepin was also seen adjusting the camera angle in one video. Pepin, officials say, admitted to placing a camera in the bathroom of the studio, as well as viewing people in the bathroom via a remote wireless device. "Defendant stated the camera was placed for security purposes. However, [he] would access the camera and change the position in the bathroom for different angles," read a portion of the court documents. Pepin, according to court documents, is accused of two counts of surreptitiously photographing, videotaping, filming, digitally recording or viewing, which is a felony. A judge has released Pepin without bail, and a preliminary hearing has been scheduled for Oct. 6. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Geoff Re: Dump side margin Dear Webby, Have you thought about reformatting this to be easier to read on phones? The two columns makes it hard to read. Geoff Dear Geoff Yes, I have indeed thought about doing that. None of the links there are affiliate links and none of them bring any income to me anyway. As soon as the donations go over $20 a month, I will do it. Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ Murphy's Law #14: To err is human, but to really foul things up that requires a committee. ____________________________________________ An elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years. He got fitted for a set of hearing aids that allowed him to hear 100%. He went back in a month to the doctor and the doctor said, "your hearing is perfect. Your family must be really pleased that you can hear again." To which the gentleman said, "Oh, I haven't told my family yet. I just sit around and listen to the conversations. I've changed my will three times already!" ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, Sept 21, in 1792 The French National Convention voted to abolish the monarchy. 1784 "The Pennsylvania Packet and Daily Advertiser" was published for the first time in Philadelphia. It was the first daily paper in America. 1893 Frank Duryea took what is believed to be the first American gasoline- powered automobile for a test drive. The "horseless carriage" was designed by Frank and Charles Duryea. 1897 The New York Sun ran the "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus" editorial. It was in response to a letter from 8-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon. 1931 Britain went off the gold standard. 1931 Japanese forces began occupying China's northeast territory of Manchuria. 1937 J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit" was first published. 1949 Communist leaders proclaimed The People's Republic of China. 1961 Antonio Abertondo swam the English Channel (in both directions) in 24 hours and 25 minutes. 1964 Malta gained independence from Britain. 1966 The Soviet probe Zond 5 returned to Earth. The spacecraft completed the first unmanned round-trip flight to the moon. 1973 Henry Kissinger was confirmed by the U.S. Senate to become 56th Secretary of State. He was the first naturalized citizen to hold the office of Secretary of State. 1981 Belize gained full independence from Great Britain. 1982 Amin Gemayel was elected president of Lebanon. He was the brother of Bashir Gemayel who was the president-elect when he was assassinated. 1984 General Motors and the United Auto Workers union reached an agreement that would end the previous six days of spot strikes. 1985 North and South Korea opened their borders for their family reunion program. 1993 Russian President Boris N. Yeltsin announced that he was ousting the Communist-dominated Congress. The action was effectively seizing all state power. 1996 The board of all-male Virginia Military Institute voted to admit women. 2021 Do smiled. |
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