Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, December 9 If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award Police Arrest Mom-Daughter Hooker Team ____________________________________ Today, December 9 in 1993 At Princeton University in New Jersey, scientists produced a controlled fusion reaction equivalent to 3 million watts. _____________________________________________________ The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously. --- Nicholas Butler (1862 - 1947) _____________________________________________________ A man enters his apartment to find his wife making passionate love on the couch with another man, and starts yelling at her. "Oh great!" said the woman. "Big mouth's home, now the whole building will know!" _____________________________________________________ Ron Asp Wetaskiwin Dog Park.. December 06.2020 ___________________________________________________ Liz suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, Liz is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her own head, The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!" Liz replies, "Shut up, you're next!" _______________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Tanja Gammon, 57, Darcel Gammon, 31, Kissimmee, Florda, USA Police Arrest Mom-Daughter Hooker Team A mother-daughter prostitution team is behind bars following their arrest in an undercover sting launched by Florida police, court records show. After spotting a backpage.com ad placed by a "SeXy MILF" with an Awesome Attitude & Personality who enjoyed performing oral sex without a condom, a cop called to arrange a $100, 30-minute encounter with Tamara. According to a charging affidavit, Tamara directed the undercover officer to a Motel 6 in Kissimmee. The online ad claimed Tamara was 38 and that she hated the taste of Latex. When the officer arrived at the motel Tuesday afternoon, he was greeted at the door by Tanja Gammon, 57, who was wearing lingerie. After retrieving a condom from her purse, Gammon pulled the undercover cops hand towards her crotch and said, You got to make sure I dont have a dick. As the cop waited for a takedown team to barge into the room, Gammon kept grabbing my underwear until she briefly exposed my penis, noted Officer Ramy Yacoub. While being arrested, Gammon yelled, I didnt take the money yet, I didnt take the money yet! So it really doesnt matter! Upon entering the motel room, officers discovered that Gammons daughter Darcel, 31, had been inside the locked bathroom. Darcel was also dressed in lingerie and it was clear that she was inside the bathroom listening and looking out for Tanja. The Gammons, turning tricks together at the Motel 6, apparently alternated as each others lookout and security. As she was being driven to jail, Darcel told an Osceola County Sheriffs Office deputy that she knew I was a cop and that I called her first but she knew better than to call back. Pictured above, Tanja (left) and Darcel are locked up on prostitution and other charges in the Osceola County jail. Court records list the accused hookers as New Jersey residents DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Bill Re: Mail program for W10 Dear Webby, Please accept my apology. Along with the curse of W10, I was having difficulty with Eudora. My son, the guru, set me up with Outlook. 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_____________________________________________ A British anthropologist was doing research in an isolated African village, and the tribal chief asked if he would like to attend a legal trial his people were conducting that afternoon. "You'll be surprised," said the chief, "at how well we've copied your country's legal procedures. You see, we have read accounts of many English trials in your newspapers, and incorporated them into our judicial system." When the Brit arrived at the wooden constructed courthouse, he was truly amazed to see how closely the African court officials resembled those of England. The counsels were suitably attired in long black robes and the traditional white powdered wigs worn by all British jurists. Each argued his case with eloquence and in proper judicial language. But he couldn't help being puzzled by the occasional appearance of a bare-breasted native girl running through the crowd waving her arms and boobs quite frantically. After the trial, the anthropologist congratulated his host on what he had seen and then asked, "What was the purpose of having a semi-nude woman run through the courtroom during the trial?" "I really don't know," confessed the Chief, "but in all the accounts we read in your papers about British trials, there was invariably mentioned something about 'an excited titter' running through the gallery." ____________________________________________ Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. ____________________________________________ A magazine Ad for the King-Seeley Thermos Co. in 1983 run along with pictures of assorted Thermos (R) coolers and other products: "IT TAKES MORE THAN BIG JUGS AND NICE CHESTS TO ATTRACT CUSTOMERS?" _______________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today December 9 in 1625 The Treaty of the Hague was signed by England and the Netherlands. The agreement was to subsidize Christian IV of Denmark in his campaign in Germany. 1783 The first executions at Newgate Prison took place. 1793 "The American Minerva" was published for the first time. It was the first daily newspaper in New York City and was founded by Noah Webster. 1803 The 12th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution was passed by the U.S. Congress. With the 12th amendment Electors were directed to vote for a President and for a Vice-President rather than for two choices for President. 1854 Alfred Lord Tennyson's poem, "The Charge of the Light Brigade," was published in England. 1879 Thomas Edison organized the Edison Ore Milling Company. 1884 Levant M. Richardson received a patent for the ball-bearing roller skate. 1907 Christmas Seals went on sale for the first time, in the Wilmington, DE, post office. 1926 The United States Golf Association legalized the use of steel-shafted golf clubs. 1914 The Edison Phonograph Works was destroyed by fire. 1917 Turkish troops surrendered Jerusalem to British troops led by Viscount Allenby. 1940 During World War II, British troops opened their first major offensive in North Africa. 1940 The Longines Watch Company signed for the first FM radio advertising contract with experimental station W2XOR in New York City. 1941 China declared war on Japan, Germany and Italy. 1942 The Aram Khachaturian ballet "Gayane" was first performed by the Kirov Ballet. 1955 Sugar Ray Robinson knocked out Carl Olson and regained his world middleweight boxing title. 1958 In Indianapolis, IN, Robert H.W. Welch Jr. and 11 other men met to form the anti-Communist John Birch Society. 1960 Sperry Rand Corporation unveiled a new computer known as "Univac 1107." 1962 "Lawrence of Arabia" by David Lean had its world premiere in London. 1965 Nikolai V. Podgorny replaced Anastas I. Mikoyan as president of the Presidium of the Supreme Soviet. 1975 U.S. President Gerald R. Ford signed a $2.3 billion seasonal loan authorization to prevent New York City from having to default. 1985 In Argentina, five former military junta members received sentences in prison for their roles in the "dirty war" in which nearly 9,000 people had "disappeared." 1987 West Bank Palestinians launched an intifada (uprising) against Israeli occupation. 1987 In the Gaza Strip, an Israeli patrol attacked the Jabliya refugee camp. 1990 Lech Walesa won Poland's first direct presidential election in the country's history. 1990 Slobodan Milosovic was elected president in Serbia's first free elections in 50 years. 1990 The first American hostages to be released by Iran began arriving in the U.S. 1991 European Community leaders agreed to begin using a single currency in 1999. 1992 Britain's Prince Charles and Princess Diana announced their separation. 1992 Clair George, former CIA spy chief, was convicted of lying to the U.S. Congress about the Iran-Contra affair. U.S. President George H.W. Bush later pardoned George. 1992 U.S. troops arrived in Mogadishu, Somalia, to oversee delivery of international food aid, in operation 'Restore Hope'. 1993 The U.S. Air Force destroyed the first of 500 Minuteman II missile silos that were marked for elimination under an arms control treaty. 1993 Astronauts aboard the space shuttle Endeavor completed repairs to the Hubble Space Telescope. 1993 At Princeton University in New Jersey, scientists produced a controlled fusion reaction equivalent to 3 million watts. 1994 Representatives of the Irish Republican Army and the British government opened peace talks in Northern Ireland. 1996 UN Secretary General Boutros-Ghali approved a deal allowing Iraq to resume its exports of oil and easing the UN trade embargo imposed on Iraq in 1990. 1999 The U.S. announced that it was expelling a Russian diplomat that had been caught gathering information with an eavesdropping device at the U.S. State Department. 2002 United Airlines filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy after losing $4 billion in the previous two years. It was the sixth largest bankruptcy filing. 2003 In Australia, thieves broke into a home and stole two 300- year-old etchings by Rembrandt. The 4-by-4-inch etchings, a self- portait and a depiction of the artist's mother, were valued around $518,000. 2013 AMR Corporation and US Airways Group completed a merger and was listed on the NASDAQ as American Airlines Group, Inc 2020 Do smiled. |
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