Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, November 15 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! Ice Age is Coming! ____________________________________________________ Today, November 15 in 1940 The first 75,000 men were called to Armed Forces duty under peacetime conscription to get ready for WWII. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Today's Bonehead Award: Bus rage woman, 23, who brutally bashed a 75-year-old pensioner begs for her identity to be kept SECRET so she's not named and shamed on Facebook _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! _______________________________________________ I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER. --- Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977) People care more about being thought to have taste than about being thought either good, clever or amiable. --- Samuel Butler (1835 - 1902) _______________________________________________ Arriving back at the dorm late one evening, my roommate explained that she had gotten lost in the school library. No one was surprised, since the library is large and has a confusing layout. When I asked her how long it took her to find an exit, she admitted she hadn't actually found the exit herself. She'd used an emergency phone to call for help. Puzzled, I asked, "How did your rescuers find you if you didn't know where you were?" "Easy," she said. "I started reading titles of books around me, and they located my position from the card catalogue." ________________________________________________` Bullwinkle practising for the Christmas Lights clean-up ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Cori Glencross, 23, Geelong, Victoria, Australia Bus rage woman, 23, who brutally bashed a 75-year-old pensioner begs for her identity to be kept SECRET so she's not named and shamed on Facebook Bus stop attack A woman who bashed a pensioner at a bus stop has begged for her identity to be kept secret after being named and shamed on Facebook. Cori Glencross, 23, bashed the 75-year-old in Geelong in Victoria in April, and footage of the attack was posted online. Glencross argued her personal safety was at risk if her trial was published in the media, following social media backlash over the viral video. But a magistrate has ruled she should be identified in the interests of open justice, and said the woman would just have to put up with 'cruel, demeaning and humiliating' posts on social media. If Glencross got her way, the media wouldn't have been allowed to report any details on her case. Her lawyer Shelley Buchecker said there were multiple Facebook posts showing that Glencross could be in danger following the incident. But Magistrate Ann McGarvie rejected the suppression order under Australia's presumption of open justice, the Geelong Advertiser reported. Magistrate McGarvie said Glencross' was charged with shop theft and committing indictable offences while on bail between November 2018 and March this year. 'The most serious set of charges, however, relate to an affray and assault by kicking that occurred on April 16, 2019 against an elderly woman at a bus stop in Geelong. During the incident, Glencross' friend filmed the attack and uploaded it to social media, where it was viewed by many people and picked up by news organisations. Magistrate McGarvie acknowledged that Glencross had been named and shamed on social media and suffered heavy scrutiny. 'Whilst this post is cruel, demeaning and humiliating, there is no evidence within those comments of threats to her safety,' Ms McGarvie said. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Mandy Re: Enlarge pictures Dear Webby, With your pictures there is never a problem, I can just hit them and get the full size. However, some member in our club insist on sending pictures, that are too small and too coarse. What remedy do you suggest? Mandy Dear Mandy Once upon a time, long, long ago, camera chips were quite limited and people had to set the resolution and picture size quite small, if they had only one chip on a long trip. Well, thankfully those days are long gone. Tell your friends toselect a larger picture size, for example 1024 wide, or wider, and the highest resolution. If necessary, get them to spend $10 on a modern memory chip. Pictures can be shrunk without making them ugly, but as you probably noticed, trying to stretch them causes ugly, coarse pictures. Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. >From Alda My husband was telling colleagues about his involvement with our local YMCA Indian Guides and Indian Princesses programs. His Indian name was Walking Deer, he told them. Our daughter was Little Fawn, and our son, Running Deer. "What do you call your wife?" one co-worker asked. "Yes Deer," my husband replied. | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
After church one Sunday morning, a mother commented, "The choir was awful this morning." The father commented, "The sermon was too long." Their seven-year-old daughter added, "You've got to admit it was a pretty good show for a dollar." ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Freeze Pie Filling Buy apples in quantity when they are on sale. Cut them up and mix with your favorite apple pie recipe. Freeze them in ziplock bags in pie size portions. When you want a pie just dump the bag into a pie shell and bake! Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here: ThriftyFun http://www.thriftyfun.com/subscribe.ldml ____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ A little old lady is sitting on a park bench in "The Villages," a Florida adult community. A man walks over and sits down on the other end of the bench. After a few moments, the woman asks, "Are you a stranger here?" He replies, "I lived here years ago." "So, where were you all these years?" "In prison," he says. "Why did they put you in prison?" He looks at her and very quietly says, "I killed my wife." "Oh!" says the woman. "So you're single?" ___________________________________________________ A man makes a suggestion to his wife, "Honey, what do you say that tonight we change positions?" His wife responds with, "yes, I would really like that. Tonight, you do the dishes and the laundry and stand by the ironing board for a couple of hours, and I'll lay on the couch and fart." ___________________________________________________ A minister, a priest and a rabbi were discussing when life begins. "Those of my faith," said the minister, "believe that life starts when the heart begins to beat." "We take a different view," said the priest. "We believe life starts at the moment of conception." "Well," said the rabbi, "it is our belief that life starts when the kids move out and the dog dies." __________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, November 15 in 1806 Explorer Zebulon Pike spotted the mountaintop that became known as Pikes Peak. 1864 Union Gen. William T. Sherman and his troops began their "March to the Sea" during the U.S. Civil War. 1867 the first stock ticker was unveiled in New York City. 1889 Brazil's monarchy was overthrown. 1901 Miller Reese patented an electrical hearing aid. 1902 Anarchist Gennaro Rubin failed in his attempt to murder King Leopold II of Belgium. 1926 The National Broadcasting Co. (NBC) debuted with a radio network of 24 stations. The first network radio broadcast was a four-hour "spectacular." 1939 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt laid the cornerstone of the Jefferson Memorial in Washington, DC. 1940 The first 75,000 men were called to Armed Forces duty under peacetime conscription to get ready for WWII. 1965 The Soviet probe, Venera 3, was launched from Baikonur, Kazakhstan. On March 1, 1966, it became the first unmanned spacecraft to reach the surface of another planet when it crashed on Venus. 1966 The flight of Gemini 12 ended successfully as astronauts James A. Lovell and Edwin "Buzz" Aldrin Jr. splashed down safely in the Atlantic Ocean. 1969 In Washington, DC, a quarter of a million protesters staged a peaceful demonstration against the Vietnam War. 1985 Britain and Ireland signed an accord giving Dublin an official consultative role in governing Northern Ireland. 1986 A government tribunal in Nicaragua convicted American Eugene Hasenfus of charges related to his role in delivering arms to Contra rebels. He was sentenced to 30 years in prison and was pardoned a month later. 1986 Ivan F. Boesky, reputed to be the highest-paid person on Wall Street, faced penalties of $100 million for insider stock trading. It was the highest penalty ever imposed by the SEC. 1988 The Palestine National Council, the legislative body of the PLO, proclaimed the establishment of an independent Palestinian state at the close of a four-day conference in Algiers. 1993 A judge in Mineola, NY, sentenced Joey Buttafuoco to six months in jail for the statutory rape of Amy Fisher. Fisher was serving a prison sentence for shooting and wounding Buttafuoco's wife, Mary Jo. 1995 Texaco agreed to pay $176 million to settle a race- discrimination lawsuit. 1999 Representatives from China and the United States signed a major trade agreement that involved China's membership in the World Trade Organization (WTO). 2000 Three police officers from the Rampart division of the Los Angeles police department were convicted on several counts of conspiracy to obstruct justice. One other officer was acquitted. The case was the first major case against the anti- gang unit. 2005 In Amiens, France, Isabelle Dinoire became the first person to undergo a partial face transplant. She had been attacked by a dog earlier in the year. 2006 Andy Warhol's painting of Communist Party Chairman Mao Zedong sold for $17.4 million. At the same auction "Orange Marilyn" sold for $16.2 million and "Sixteen Jackies" sold for $15.6 million. 2019 Do smiled. |
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