Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, November 6 Blizzard outside. What happened to Gullible Warming? Ice Age is Coming! ____________________________________________________ Today, November 6 in 1973 NASA's Pioneer 10 spacecraft began photographing Jupiter. More of today in history at History ______________________________________________________ | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Today's Bonehead Award: Illegal now charged with 11 more murders of seniors ranging in age from 76 to 94in Dallas area _______________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! _______________________________________________ People find life entirely too time-consuming. --- Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966) What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left. --- Oscar Levant If marriage were outlawed, then only outlaws would have inlaws. --- Socratex _______________________________________________ European Heaven is where: All the soldiers are British, All the wine is French, All the cars are German, All the lovers are Italian, The weather is Greek, And everything is organized by the Swiss. European Hell is where: All the soldiers are French, All the wine is German, All the cars are Greek, All the lovers are Swiss, The weather is British, And everything is organized by the Italians. ________________________________________________` ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote! Thanks for your votes! ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Billy Chemirmir, 46, Dallas, Texas Illegal now charged with 11 more murders of seniors ranging in age from 76 to 94in Dallas area A Dallas man previously arrested in the death of an 81-year- old woman has been charged with killing at least 11 more elderly women whose jewelry and other valuables he stole, authorities said Thursday. The Dallas County District Attorney's Office, said 46-year-old Billy Chemirmir was indicted Tuesday on six more counts of capital murder in the deaths of women ranging in age from 76 to 94. Chemirmir, a Kenyan citizen who was living in the U.S. illegally, also is charged in nearby Collin County with two counts of attempted capital murder for similar attacks there, according to county court records. A Collin County grand jury also returned five capital murder indictments against Chemirmir on Tuesday. Chemirmir has been in custody since March 2018 in the death of the 81-year-old Dallas woman, Lu Thi Harris. Police in Plano were investigating Chemirmir in connection with suspicious death and suspicious person calls at a senior apartment complex in that Dallas suburb and found evidence linking him to Harris' death in Dallas, authorities said. Plano is in Collin County. The break in the case came when Chemirmir forced his way into the Plano apartment of a 91-year-old woman that March, telling her to go to bed. Don't fight me, according to an arrest affidavit filed in Collin County. The woman was smothered with a pillow into unconsciousness and robbed. However, paramedics revived her and she told investigators that her attacker had stolen a box containing her jewelry. Police identified Chemirmir from a license plate number and were able to find and tail him days later, when they watched him throw a jewelry box into a trash bin. They traced the box to Harris, according to the affidavit. Plano police Chief Gregory Rushin said at the time that Chemirmir used his health care experience to his advantage in targeting and exploiting seniors, some of the most vulnerable people in our community. Police said then that investigators were reviewing about 750 unattended deaths of elderly women for possible links. Chemirmir's attorney, Phillip Hayes, said Thursday that this week's charges were a surprise and that he hadn't had time to review them yet. These cases came out of the blue and I don't have any information on them yet, he said. But he noted that Chemirmir has denied it since Day 1 that he played any role in Harris' death. They have circumstantial evidence that puts him in the area but that's as far as the evidence goes, Hayes said. In addition to the murder charges, Chemirmir is being held on a charge of being in the country illegally. He may be temporarily deported rather than executed. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From Debby Re: Garbled emails Dear Webby, The humor letter is great Thanks! I hope you can give me a little insight as to why I receive emails that is full of useless words, just words all garbled up. Is it some kind of code or something? Some emails are the entire thing, some have just a paragraph at the end of a letter. Thanks, Debby Dear Debby Spam is for trashing, not for getting philosophical about. They are just putting crap in there to try and sneak past spam control programs, and then show their phony ads as a picture. Obviously, somebody who uses such a crooked approach is a crook, and not worth your time or money. Just trash their trash. Have FUN! DearWebby Automatically move ALL your settings and programs. >From Susan: In the early 1990's, when I was stationed at Caserma Carlo Ederle in Italy, it was very common to see soldiers riding bicycles back and forth to work. So it came as no big surprise that, after a series of painfully comic accidents, a new policy was announced, saying in summary, "Soldiers shall no longer salute officers who are engaged in the riding of a bicycle." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
A couple went to pay a visit to another couple, unannounced. The wife answered the door. "Come in," she said. The other couple came in,sat down, then asked, "Where's John?" "Oh," replied his wife,"he's in the bathroom, grouting and spackling." "Oh, dear," said the other lady, "I had that once and didn't get over it for two weeks. ___________________________________________________ Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Thriftyfun.com Shop at Bakery Outlets If possible, buy your bread, hamburger and hot dog buns, etc. at a bakery outlet store. In my area, I can get a loaf of bread for .55, as opposed to over $1.00 or more at the grocery store. Go twice a month, and freeze the loaves. You'll save a bundle, and it's definitely worth the trip! By Marlene Ask your Bakery Outlet what days are their sale days. They quite often have much cheaper prices on these days. Also, if you have chickens you can get feed bread for next to nothing. Susan Thriftyfun.com also has a newsletter. If you want more than just one tip per day, or if you want to share your tips, then you can subscribe to it here: ThriftyFun http://www.thriftyfun.com/subscribe.ldml ____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ I met a man who had been married for 66 years. "Amazing. 66 years!" I said. "What's the secret to such a long, happy marriage?" "Well," he replied, "It's like this. The man makes all the big decisions ... and the woman just makes the little decisions." "Really?" I responded. "Does that really work?" "Oh, yes," he said proudly. "66 years, and so far, not one big decision!" ___________________________________________________ DURING OUR Marine boot-camp class on combat gear, the drill instructor told us to put on the equipment we had been issued; then he would inspect us. Soon after, a frantic recruit, helmet liner in hand, ran up to the DI. "Sir," he began, "the private's helmet liner does not fit the private's head, sir." The DI, obviously perturbed that the recruit hadn't listened to his instructions on how to adjust the liner, looked into the Marine's face. "Okay, private," he said. "This is what I want you to do. Go into the gear locker, find a new head to fit your helmet liner and use that one!" ___________________________________________________ ONE COLD, WINDY November morning during my Army basic training at Fort Bliss, Texas, our company was assembled outside. There, at parade rest, we were forced to listen to an endless procession of individuals extolling the benefits of Army life. The last person to speak droned on about the insurance program. When the ordeal was nearly over, he asked if there were any questions. From the rear of the formation, a shivering voice inquired, "Will the insurance cover frostbite?" __________________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, November 6 in 1860 Abraham Lincoln was elected to be the sixteenth president of the United States. 1861 Jefferson Davis was elected as the president of the Confederacy in the U.S. 1894 William C. Hooker received a patent for the mousetrap. 1903 Philippe Bunau-Varilla, as Panama's ambassador to the United States, signed the Hay-Bunau-Varilla Treaty. The document granted rights to the United States to build and indefinitely administer the Panama Canal Zone and its defenses. 1913 Mohandas K. Gandhi was arrested as he led a march of Indian miners in South Africa. 1917 During World War I, Candian forces take the village of Passchendaele, Belgium, in the Third Battle of Ypres. 1923 Jacob Schick was granted a patent for the electric shaver. 1935 Edwin H. Armstrong announced his development of FM broadcasting. 1952 The first hydrogen bomb was exploded at Eniwetok Atoll in the Pacific Ocean. 1961 In the Saraha Desert of Algeria, a natural gas well ignited when a pipe ruptured. The flames rose between 450 feet and 800 feet. The fire burned until April 28, 1962 when a team led by Red Adair used explosives to deprived the fire of oxygen. (Devil's Cigarette Lighter) 1962 The U.N. General Assembly adopts a resolution that condemned South Africa's racist apartheid policies. The resolution also called for all member states to terminate military and economic relations with South Africa. 1965 The Freedom Flights program began which would allow 250,000 Cubans to come to the United States by 1971. 1967 Phil Donahue began a TV talk show in Dayton, OH. The show was on the air for 29 years. 1973 NASA's Pioneer 10 spacecraft began photographing Jupiter. 1975 King Hassan II of Morocco launches the Green March, a mass migration of 300,000 unarmed Moroccans, that march into the nation of Western Sahara. 1977 39 people were killed when an earthen dam burst, sending a wall of water through the campus of Toccoa Falls Bible College in Georgia. 1983 U.S. Army choppers dropped thousands of leaflets over northern and central Grenada. The leaflets urged residents to cooperate in locating any Grenadian army or Cuban resisters to the U.S-led invasion. 1984 For the first time in 193 years, the New York Stock Exchange remained open during a presidential election day. 1985 Leftist guerrillas belonging to Columbia's April 19 Movement seized control of the Palace of Justice in Bogota. 1986 Former Navy radioman John A. Walker Jr., was sentenced in Baltimore to life imprisonment. Walker had admitted to being the head of a family spy ring. 1986 U.S. intelligence sources confirmed a story run by the Lebanese magazine Ash Shiraa that reported the U.S. had been secretly selling arms to Iran in an effort to secure the release of seven American hostages. 1989 In the hopes of freeing U.S. hostages held in Iran, the U.S. announced that it would unfreeze $567 million in Iranian assets that had been held since 1979. 1990 About 20% of the Universal Studios backlot in southern California was destroyed in an arson fire. 1991 Kuwait celebrated the dousing of the last of the oil fires ignited by Iraq during the Persian Gulf War. 1995 Mark Messier scored his 500th NHL goal. 1998 The Islamic militant group Hamas exploded a car bomb killing the two attackers and injuring 21 civilians. 1999 Australian voters rejected a referendum to drop Britain's queen as their head of state. 2001 In London, the "Lest We Forget" exhibit opened at the National Memorial Arboretum. Fred Seiker was the creator of the 24 watercolors. Seiker was a prisoner of war that had been forced to build the Burma Railroad, the "railway of death," for the Japanese during World War II. 2001 In Madrid, Spain, a car bomb injured about 60 people. The bomb was blamed on Basque separatists. 2001 Ten people were executed in Beijing, China. The state newspaper of China said that all of the people executed were robbers and killers aged 20-23. 2001 Disney's "Mickey's Magical Christmas Snowed In at the House Of Mouse" was released on video and DVD. 2019 Do smiled. |
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