Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, April 25 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ AZ Casino parkade killer arrested ___________________________________________________ Today, April 25 in 1980 In Iran, a commando mission to rescue hostages was aborted after mechanical problems disabled three of the eight helicopters involved. During the evacuation, a helicopter and a transport plane collided and exploded. Eight U.S. servicemen were killed. The mission was aimed at freeing American hostages that had been taken at the U.S. embassy in Tehran on November 4, 1979. The event took place April 24th Washington, DC, time. ____________________________________________________ Oregano is the spice of life. --- Henry J. Tillman ____________________________________________________ Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies) "Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled... isn't she adorable?" Friend: "But your kid didn't smile." Father: "I was talking about the nurse." ____________________________________________________ Sam made an appointment with a urologist, famous for his work in the field of impotence. The doctor examined him and said, "You're in remarkably good condition for a man of 85. Why are you here?" Sam replied, "My friend Max says he has sex twice a week. I can't do that." The doctor shrugged. "Yes you can. You can certainly SAY you have sex as many times a week as you like." ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ A doctor examined a woman, took the husband aside, and said: "I don't like the looks of your wife at all." "Me either doc." said the husband. "But she's a great cook and really good with the kids." ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jonathan Lorenz, 37, Chandler, Arizona, USA AZ Casino parkade killer arrested Johnathan Lorenz has been arrested on first degree murder charges after a shooting at Wild Horse Pass Casino last week. According to Gila River Police, the shooting stemmed from an incident involving a man and a woman, and the woman's significant other. "Appears to be a domestic situation where a man found his significant other with another man," police said on April 15. "At some point, one of the men was shot and died. A male suspect is in custody." The victim was identified by police as 52-year-old Phillip Bachelder. The suspect, 37-year-old Jonathan Lorenz, was booked into jail following his release from the hospital. He is accused of first-degree murder and aggravated assault. The woman was not injured. According to police, Lorenz tracked his ex to the casino using GPS, and laid in the bed of a pickup truck to wait. When he saw her with another man come out, he came up shooting. Police say while Lorenz fired at his ex, his gun jammed. "I heard screaming from a female. Turned out she was being locked down by the Gila River police officers. She was handcuffed," said Lionheart. Then, a shootout started between law enforcement and Lorenz. As he ran away, he stumbled several times and dropped his gun. An officer hit him with a taser, and Lorenz was taken into custody. The incident happened as casino customers were coming and going, seemingly unaware of what just happened. According to police reports, Lorenz and his ex had recently split up. She said he had been dropping by her house on announced, had vandalized her vehicle, and that he was tracking her using an app on his cell phone. The report did not specify why the woman was handcuffed and led away. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Dorothy Re: Greenhouse cooling Dear Webby Years ago you mentioned using 5 gallon pails filled with water to store heat from the day and to keep the chill off at night. That has always worked well in the greenhouse on the East side. Now I have a problem on the new West Side greenhouse. It gets too hot in the afternoon. I don't have electricity out there, just one solar panel. What do you recommend? Dorothy Dear Doroty Find or buy an old thermostat that has 3 terminals, a common, one for heating and one for cooling, and a couple of motors from an old toy. The thermostat does not care whether you connect 110 Volt AC or 3 or 6 or 12 Volt DC. Make a gable end wall window hinged so that it opens SIDEWAYS, like any normal window or door. Put small wooden wheels onto each motor, with the motors attached to a plank with caulk or wire, so that the motors run in different directions. You can even use the motor as a lathe to turn the wheels to suit wide rubber bands. Set them up so that there is a bit of slip. Connect your solar battery to the center post on the thermostat and the other wire to the common on the motors. Now connect the left post of the thermostat to one motor, and the right to the other motor. Put the rubber bands on so that there is some slip. Now, when one motor runs, it will turn the wheel under the window clockwise, if the other motor runs, it will turn the wheel counterclockwise. The slip on the wheels is very impotant because opening the window does not instantly cool down the greenhouse, and neither does it warm up instantly, when the window slams shut. There are many ways you can adapt the system to your particular greenhouse. You can even use an 8" stove pipe with a butterfly valve. Whatever junk you got lying around. Expect the window to open and close when clouds move in front of the sun. It gets quite hilarious. Have FUN! DearWebby A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up. "Oh, we'll never need that. My husband and I have a great relationship," the wife explained. "He was a communications major in college and I majored in theater arts. He communicates real well and I act like I'm listening." | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ While carpenters were working outside the old house a woman had just bought, she busied myself with indoor cleaning. She had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. With dismay she looked from his muddy boots to her newly scrubbed floors. "Just a minute," She said, thinking of a quick solution. "I'll put down some newspapers." "That's all right, lady," he responded. "I'm already house trained." ____________________________________________ Thanks to Rheta for this one: Hi Webby: Heres one for you ok? A puzzled expression ran riot over Joanne's face. "An ID ten T error? What's that ... in case I need to fix it again??" He gave her a grin... ;-) ... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," replied Joanne. "Write it down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." (She wrote...) I D 1 0 T While she did that, he ran away. ____________________________________________ An old Jewish woman has been invited to help screen a movie for the rating it willl carry. The movie is a remake of a Roman Gladiator-type movie. In the middle of the movie is a scene where the Romans are feeding people to the lions. The little old lady hits the buzzer she's been given, which stops the movie. The attendant comes down to her chair and says, "Yes, ma'am?" "This movie should be rated 'R'," she says, "because those Jews are being fed to the lions!" The attendant says, "Ma'am, those are Christians, not Jews." "Oh..... Ok. Well, start the movie up again." A few minutes later she again presses the buzzer. The attendant comes down to her chair. "Yes ma'am?" She points to the screen. "Those lions over there... they're not eating!" ____________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today, April 25 in 1590 The Sultan of Morocco launched his successful attack to capture Timbuktu. 1644 The Ming Chongzhen emperor committed suicide by hanging himself. 1684 A patent was granted for the thimble. 1707 At the Battle of Almansa, Franco-Spanish forces defeated the Anglo-Portugese. 1792 The guillotine was first used to execute highwayman Nicolas J. Pelletier. 1831 The New York and Harlem Railway was incorporated in New York City. 1846 The Mexican-American War ignited as a result of disputes over claims to Texas boundaries. The outcome of the war fixed Texas' southern boundary at the Rio Grande River. 1859 Work began on the Suez Canal in Egypt. 1860 The first Japanese diplomats to visit a foreign power reached Washington, DC. They remained in the U.S. capital for several weeks while discussing expansion of trade with the United States. 1862 Union Admiral Farragut occupied New Orleans, LA. 1864 After facing defeat in the Red River Campaign, Union General Nathaniel Bank returned to Alexandria, LA. 1867 Tokyo was opened for foreign trade. 1882 French commander Henri Riviere seized the citadel of Hanoi in Indochina. 1898 The U.S. declared war on Spain. Spain had declared war on the U.S. the day before. 1901 New York became the first state to require license plates for cars. The fee was $1. 1915 During World War I, Australian and New Zealand troops landed at Gallipoli in Turkey in hopes of attacking the Central Powers from below. The attack was unsuccessful. 1925 General Paul von Hindenburg took office as president of Germany. 1926 In Iran, Reza Kahn, installed by the CIA, was crowned Shah and choose the name "Pehlevi." 1928 A seeing eye dog was used for the first time. 1945 U.S. and Soviet forces met at Torgau, Germany on Elbe River. 1945 Delegates from about 50 countries met in San Francisco to organize the United Nations. 1952 After a three-day fight against Chinese Communist Forces, the Gloucestershire Regiment was annihilated on "Gloucester Hill," in Korea. 1953 Dr. James D. Watson and Dr. Francis H.C. Crick suggested the double helix structure of DNA. 1954 The prototype manufacture of the first solar battery was announced by the Bell Laboratories in New York City. 1957 Operations began at the first experimental sodium nuclear reactor. 1959 St. Lawrence Seaway opened to shipping. The water way connects the Great Lakes and the Atlantic Ocean. 1961 Robert Noyce was granted a patent for the integrated circuit. 1962 The U.S. spacecraft, Ranger, crashed on the Moon. 1967 Colorado Governor John Love signed the first law legalizing abortion in the U.S. The law was limited to therapeutic abortions when agreed to, unanimously, by a panel of three physicians. 1971 The country of Bangladesh was established. 1974 Portuguese dictator Antonio Salazar was overthrown in a military coup. 1976 Portugal ratified a constitution. It was first revised on October 30, 1982. 1980 In Iran, a commando mission to rescue hostages was aborted after mechanical problems disabled three of the eight helicopters involved. During the evacuation, a helicopter and a transport plane collided and exploded. Eight U.S. servicemen were killed. The mission was aimed at freeing American hostages that had been taken at the U.S. embassy in Tehran on November 4, 1979. The event took place April 24th Washington, DC, time. 1982 In accordance with Camp David agreements, Israel completed its Sinai withdrawal. 1983 Soviet leader Yuri V. Andropov invited Samantha Smith to visit his country after receiving a letter in which the U.S. schoolgirl expressed fears about nuclear war. 1983 The Pioneer 10 spacecraft crossed Pluto's orbit, speeding on its endless voyage through the Milky Way. 1984 In France, over one million people demonstrated to show they favored the decentralization of education. 1984 David Anthony Kennedy, the son of Robert F. Kennedy, was found dead of a drug overdose in a hotel room. 1985 "Big River (The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn)" opened at the Eugene O?eill Theatre on Broadway in New York City. 1987 In Washington, DC, 100,000 people protested the U.S. policy in Central America. 1988 In Israel, John "Ivan the Terrible" Demjanuk was sentenced to death as a Nazi war criminal. 1990 Sandinista rule ended in Nicaragua. 1990 The U.S. Hubble Space Telescope was placed into Earth's orbit. It was released by the space shuttle Discovery. 1992 Islamic forces in Afghanistan took control of most of the capital of Kabul following the collapse of the Communist government. 1996 The main assembly of the Palestine Liberation Organization voted to revoke clauses in its charter that called for an armed struggle to destroy Israel. 1998 U.S. first lady Hillary Rodham Clinton on was questioned by Whitewater prosecutors on videotape about her work as a private lawyer for the failed savings and loan at the center of the investigation. 2003 Winnie Madikizela-Mandela, the anti-apartheid leader and ex-wife of former President Nelson Mandela, was sentenced to four years in prison for her conviction on fraud and theft charges. She was convicted of 43 counts of fraud and 25 of theft of money from a women's political league. 2021 Do smiled. |
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