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Jasbir, 67,
Bhupinder, 61,
Devbir Kalsi, 33,
Parents flew from India to Florida
to help their son beat up his wife
A husband and wife are accused of flying from India to
Florida to help discipline their son's wife, who was found
badly beaten and allegedly held against her will at a Tampa
Bay area home on Saturday, law enforcement authorities said.
Jasbir Kalsi, 67, and Bhupinder Kalsi, 61, were arrested
along with their son, Devbir Kalsi, 33, after the victim's
relatives in India requested a welfare check by the
Hillsborough County Sheriff's Office, according to an
incident report.
A deputy who went to the victim's Riverview home around 6:30
a.m. on Saturday said people inside ignored his efforts to
get them to open the front door. He forced his way inside
when he heard Devbir's 33-year-old wife screaming for
someone to save her and her child.
The deputy forced the door open and was immediately
confronted by the victim's husband Devbir Kalsi who
attempted to push the door closed, according to the
incident report.
The deputy said he was arresting the husband when he was
confronted by the man's father and mother. As the officer
dealt with the parents, additional deputies arrived.
The young wife was described as badly beaten and bruised
over her entire body. (HuffPost is not naming her because
she is a suspected victim of domestic violence.) Based on
her bruises, the woman is believed to have been physically
assaulted for an extended period of time, authorities
They said the child, a 1-year-old according to the Tampa Bay
Times, was unharmed.
Devbir Kalsi's parents flew to Florida from Punjab state,
India, to help counsel and discipline his wife after
hearing that she was being disobedient, authorities
alleged. At one point, the husband and his parents allegedly
threatened his wife with a knife to her throat. They also
allegedly took her phone away so she couldn't call 911.
Devbir, Jasbir and Bhupinder Kalsi were booked into the
Hillsborough County Jail and held without bond, the Tampa
Bay Times reported.
Devbir is facing charges of felony battery, false
imprisonment, child abuse and denying access to 911.
His father is facing charges of aggravated battery with a
deadly weapon, false imprisonment, child abuse and denying
access to 911. His mother is looking at charges of battery,
domestic violence and failure to report child abuse.
The accused family members, who are foreign nationals, could
be deported back to India, Fox 13 reported.
Tech Support Pits
From: Ginger
Re: Desktop.ini
Dear Webby,
This "desktop.ini icon" has been showing up on my desktop
every time I sign onto my computer. I ignored it for weeks
and weeks but it's getting on my nerves now! Can you tell
me how to keep it from showing up every day?
Thank you for always being there when we have a question!
Dear Ginger
It is a harmless, though rather klutzy way to show the
desktop setup.
Theoretically, the programmers of Windows could mess with
the desktop by editing it. In actuality, it is a leftover
from Windows 95, and nobody knows why.
If you delete it, it will be generated again the next time
you move icons around.
There is no need for it to clutter up your desktop. So just
hide the silly thing.
Select the icon or file or folders you want to hide.
Right-click and choose Properties.
Click the General tab.
Click the checkbox next to Hidden in the Attributes section.
Click Apply
That's all there is to it.
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Daily tip from
Instant Wonton Noodles
By 15mhhm15 [242 Posts, 700 Comments]
While grocery shopping at Costco, these Chicken & Cilantro
Mini Wontons were being demonstrated. I love the idea of how
quick and versatile these wontons are for frozen food,
pretty nutritious, and inexpensive. This 3 lb bag has about
150 pieces for $9.69. There was a promotion going on so it
was $3.50 off, coming out to be $6.19.
Prep Time: 2 minutes
Cook Time: 8 minutes
Total Time: 10 minutes
Yield: 2 people
25 wontons
1/2 water
2 packages ramen noodles
2 stems cilantro
2 stems green onions
4 pieces ham
4 Tbsp hoisin sauce
Dice green onions and cilantro.
In a large pot, bring water to a boil. Add wontons and cook
for 2-3 minutes.
Remove wontons and set aside. Add ramen seasoning. I used
garlic and pepper kind of ramen. Sprinkle some green onions
Add the ramen noodles and cook for 3-4 minutes
Optional: we had left over ham and a great way to use up ham
is in soup.
For finishing touches, add the wontons back into soup and
the remaining green onions and add cilantro. Stir in some
hoisin sauce for flavor and ready to enjoy!

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European settlement in North America at present-day St.
Augustine, FL.
1664 The Dutch surrendered New Amsterdam to the British, who
then renamed it New York.
1866 The first recorded birth of sextuplets took place in
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1892 An early version of "The Pledge of Allegiance" appeared
in "The Youth's Companion."
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1935 U.S. Senator Huey P. Long, "The Kingfish" of Louisiana
politics, was shot and mortally wounded. He died two days
1945 In Washington, DC, a bus equipped with a two-way radio
was put into service for the first time.
1945 Bess Myerson of New York was crowned Miss America. She
was the first Jewish contestant to win the title.
1951 A peace treaty with Japan was signed by 48 other
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facility had been activated in July earlier that year.
1966 NBC-TV aired the first episode of "Star Trek" entitled
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1974 U.S. President Ford granted an unconditional pardon to
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1975 In Boston, MA, public schools began their court-ordered
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1997 America Online acquired CompuServe.
1999 Russia's Mission Control switched off the Mir space
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during a planned six months of unmanned flights.
2015 British researchers announced that evidence of a larger
version of Stonehenge had been located about 2 miles from
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