Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, September 15 5 cm (2") snow. Where is the Gullible Warming when you need it? Is the ice age really coming? Not really, it's just cycles, like the Farmer's Almanac and all the old folks predicted. The Gullible Warming cycle is finished, now we have the Ice Age Scare cycle, like we did when the do-gooders got mad at our muscle cars in the 70's. Have FUN! Dearwebby Today's Bonehead Award:  Man accidentally shot self while fleeing fficers in Delaware County  ______________________________________________________ Today, September 15 in 1959 Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev arrived in the U.S. to begin a 13-day visit. More of today in history at HIstory ______________________________________________________ 
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 Only dull people are brilliant at breakfast. --- Oscar Wilde (1854 - 1900) ____________________________________________________ If you like the Humor Letter, please vote!  ______________________________________________________ One day a bachelor who was a poor tipper walked into his favorite restaurant and ordered lunch. A new waitress served his meal and received a three cent tip. When he came in the next day, she thanked him for his "generosity" and she said she could tell the character of a diner by the way he tipped. "Well, what could you tell about me?" he asked. "You put three pennies in a neat row," said the waitress, "and that shows you are a very tidy person. The first penny tells me you are a frugal, and the second tells me that you are a bachelor." "That's true," he agreed. "But what does the third penny tell you?" "The third penny tells me your Father was a bachelor, too." _____________________________________________________   ______________________________________________________ "We used to play spin the bottle when I was a kid. A girl would spin the bottle and if it pointed to you when it stopped, the girl could either kiss you or give you a dime. By the time I was 14, I owned my own home." --- Gene Perret ______________________________________________________   Randa, Switzerland _____________________________________________________ 
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 _____________________________________________________ The father of a teenage daughter was concerned with the amount of time she spent on the telephone; not so much for the time she wasted (he had given up on that long ago), but because nobody else could use the phone. So, as a happy solution, he had a telephone installed for her with her own private number and directory listing. Two or three days after her telephone had been installed, he came home to find her stretched out on the floor with her feet on the living room couch and chatting away on the family telephone. Her own telephone was resting silently on her dresser. "Why are you using our telephone," he yelled. "Why aren't you talking on your own telephone?" "I can't," she said, "I'm expecting an important call on my phone." ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by  Keon Williams, 20, Chester. Pennsylvania  Man accidentally shot self while fleeing fficers in Delaware County  Police say a man was injured after his gun went off while he was fleeing from officers on Saturday in Delaware County. According to the Upland Borough Police Department, an officer pulled over a white Lincoln Sedan for an expired inspection. After approaching the car the officer smelled marijuana, police say, and told both people inside the car to provide identification and step out of the vehicle. Police say that's when one of the men, 20-year-old Chester resident Keon Williams, fled the scene on foot. Officers were in pursuit when they say Williams pulled a semi- automatic firearm from his waistband, causing it to fire. The bullet hit Williams in his lower body. Police took Williams into custody and then sent him to the hospital for treatment of non-life-threatening injuries. Investigators say the gun Williams was carrying had been reported stolen. Williams was also in possession of drugs, drug paraphernalia, and more than $2,300 in cash. Williams is being charged with weapons possession, narcotics possession and related offenses.  
From: Barbara C Re: Mac Forum  Hi Webby, Barbara C can go to Apple Support Communities and ask a question there or look for a similar question from someone else for the answers to her questions. There s no cost involved. Have a great day! Best Regards, Patricia  Dear Patricia She probably knows that, but I will tell her anyway. Most important is to get rid of the infection and pirating, that BestBuy and WebRoot were not able to control. She can have wise discussions on the Apple Support Communities after that. The people on that forum like Webroot, but we already know, that did not help. Have FUN DearWebby  
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 Tom was so excited about his promotion to Vice President of the company he worked for and kept bragging about it to his wife for weeks on end. Finally she couldn't take it any longer, and told him, "Listen, it means nothing, they even have a vice president of prunes at the grocery store!" "Really?" he said. Not sure if this was true or not, Tom decided to call the grocery store. A clerk answers and Tom says, "Can I please talk to the Vice President of prunes?" "Which one? Dried or canned?". 
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 During her annual checkup, a well-built lady was asked to disrobe and climb onto the examining table. "Doctor," she replied shyly, "I just can't undress in front of you." "That's all right," said the physician, "I'll flick off the lights. You get undressed and tell me when you're through." In a few moments, her voice rang out in the darkness, "Doctor, I've undressed. What should I do with my clothes?" "Your clothes?" answered the doctor. "Put them over here, on top of mine!" ___________________________________________________  Daily tip from Thriftyfun.com Buying Books Discount bookstores and used books stores usually sell books for half off cover price and online retailers can be even cheaper. The cheapest place to find books, by far, is garage sales and rummage sales. Books are usually only .25 to .50.  Tip provided by Thriftyfun.com  ____________________________________________________   
  
 
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 ___________________________________________________ The pastor's sermon focused on how God know's which of us grows best in the sunlight and which of us needs shade. "For example," he said, "roses must be planted in the sun, but fuchsias thrive in the shade." After the service, a woman, her face beaming, approached him. "Your sermon did me so much good," she said. Before he had time to gloat too much, however, she added, "I always wondered what was wrong with my fuchsias." ___________________________________________________ 
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 After our friend Tom had been a temporary Bachelor for several weeks, we stopped by his Home to visit him. My wife asked if he was eating Properly. "Well, I do eat a lot of dog food," Tom Told her. "Dog food!" my wife exclaimed, horrified. "I can't believe you would be eating anything Like that!" "Come to the kitchen and I'll show you," Tom replied. Opening the refrigerator door, He waved his hand at a row of doggie bags from half of the restaurants in town. ____________________________________________________  
 Today, September 15 in 1776 British forces occupied New York City during the American Revolution. 1821 Costa Rica, Guatemala, Honduras, Nicaragua and El Salvador proclaimed independence. 1853 Reverend Antoinette Brown Blackwell was ordained becoming first female minister in the United States. 1857 Timothy Alder earned a patent for the typesetting machine. 1858 The first mail service begins to the Pacific Coast of the U.S. under government contract. Coaches from the Butterfield Overland Mail Company took 12 days to make the journey between Tipton, MO and San Francisco, CA. 1909 A New York judge ruled that Ford Motor Company had infringed on George Seldon's patent for the "Road Engine." The ruling was later overturned. 1909 Charles F. Kettering applied for a patent on his ignition system. His company Delco (Dayton Engineering Laboratories Company) later became a subsidiary of General Motors. 1916 During the Battle of the Somme, in France, tanks were first used in warfare when the British rolled them onto the battlefields. 1917 Alexander Kerensky proclaimed Russia to be a republic. 1923 Oklahoma was placed under martial law by Gov. John Calloway Walton due to terrorist activity by the Ku Klux Klan. After this declaration national newspapers began to expose the Klan and its criminal activities. 1928 Alexander Fleming discovered the antibiotic penicillin in the mold Penicillium notatum. 1935 The Nuremberg Laws were enacted by Nazi Germany. The act stripped all German Jews of their civil rights and the swastika was made the official symbol of Nazi Germany. 1940 The German Luftwaffe suffered the loss of 185 planes in the Battle of Britain. The change in tide forced Hitler to abandon his plans for invading Britain. 1949 "The Lone Ranger" premiered on ABC. Clayton Moore was the Lone Ranger and Jay Silverheels was Tonto. 1950 U.N. forces landed at Inchon, Korea in an attempt to relieve South Korean forces and recapture Seoul. 1953 The National Boxing Association adopted the 10-point scoring system for all of its matches. 1955 Betty Robbins became the first woman cantor. 1959 Soviet Premier Nikita Khrushchev arrived in the U.S. to begin a 13-day visit. 1961 The U.S. resumed underground testing of nuclear weapons. 1965 "Lost in Space" premiered on CBS TV. 1965 "Green Acres" premiered on CBS TV. 1971 Greenpeace was founded. 1978 Muhammad Ali defeated Leon Spinks to win his 3rd World Heavyweight Boxing title. 1982 The first issue of "USA Today" was published. 1983 The U.S. Senate joined the U.S. House of Representatives in their condemning of the Soviet Union for shooting down a Korean jet with 269 people onboard. 1990 France announced that it would send an additional 4,000 soldiers to the Persian Gulf. They also expelled Iraqi military attaches in Paris. 1993 The FBI announced a new national campaign concerning the crime of carjacking. 1994 U.S. President Clinton told Haiti's military leaders "Your time is up. Leave now or we will force you from power." 1995 The U.N. Fourth World Conference on Women was held in Beijing. 1997 The domain name "google.com" was registered. 1998 Ayatollah Ali Khamenei ordered the Iranian military to be on full alert and massed troops on its border with Afghanistan. 1998 It was announced that 5.9 million people read The Starr Report on the Internet. 606,000 people read the White House defense of U.S. President Clinton. 1999 The United Nations approved the deployment of a multinational peacekeeping force in East Timor. 2003 In Independence, MO, the birthplace of Ginger Rogers was designated a local landmark. The move by the Independence City Council qualified the home for historic preservation. 2012 Legoland Malaysia opened in Nusajaya, Johor, Malaysia. 2018 Do smiled. 
 

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