| Good Morning, Do! Today is Wednesday, July 19 ____________________________________________________ History: today, July 19 in 1848, The Women's Rights Convention took place in Seneca Fall, NY. Bloomers were introduced at the convention. ___________________________________________________ Bonehead Good Samaritan follows suspect of brutal attack on a woman until cops arrive ___________________________________________________ Q A man's silence is wonderful to listen to. --- Thomas Hardy All is in the hands of man. Therefore wash them often. --- Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Q. What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? A. Turn off the TV and yell at him. ___________________________________________________ Young man, said the judge, looking sternly at the defendant.Its alcohol and alcohol alone thats responsible for your present sorry state! "Im glad to hear you say that, replied Murphy, with a sigh of relief.Everybody else says its all my fault! ___________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ___________________________________________________ Cute Hooker Kati Schneevoigt ___________________________________________________ "What She Says: What She Really Means:" "Was that the baby?" ======= Check the baby & change/walk him "Just reminding you"======= I've asked you a dozen damn times "Do you love me?"======= I want something expensive "How much do you love me?"======= I did something terrible "Be ready in a minute"======= Find a game on TV "Is my butt fat?"======= Tell me I'm beautiful "Do you like this lipstick?"======= Tell me I'm beautiful "Should I get my hair cut?"======= Tell me I'm beautiful "Yes"======= No "Maybe"======= No "Well... we'll see"======= No "Perhaps"======= No "If you think so"======= No "Let's think about it"======= No "Shouldn't we wait?"======= No "Let's not rush things"======= No "No"======= NO !!! NEVER!!! NO WAY !!! "I'm sorry"======= You'll be sorry "Do you forgive me ?"======= You'll be sorry "Well, I was upset"======= You'll be sorry "Well, I was tired"======= You'll be sorry "Well, I had a headache"======= You'll be sorry "Do what you want"======= You'll pay for this later, big time "Do what you think best"======= You'll pay for this later, big time "Who is she?" ======= You'll pay for this later, big time ________________________________________________ A Bonehead award has been reported by Rock Robert Wayne Grayson Tulsa, Oklahoma, USA Good Samaritan follows suspect of brutal attack on a woman until cops arrive A good Samaritan in Oklahoma followed a suspect who was beating a woman in a traveling car. The good samaritan simultaneously provided 911 dispatchers a play-by-play of what he was witnessing, leading to the suspects arrest. "Thank you to the Good Samaritan who assisted us in apprehending Robert Wayne Grayson," the Tulsa County Sheriffs Office posted to Twitter of the incident. Deputies said the good Samaritan called 911 on Saturday after witnessing a car swerve on Highway 75 near the town of Owasso, a Tulsa suburb. "As he got closer to this vehicle to see what was going on, he could see the male driver physically attacking the female passenger. It was brutal, it was violent. She was being hit, she was being punched," Tulsa County Sheriffs Office spokesperson Casey Roebuck told News On 6. The good Samaritan stayed on the phone with 911, providing details to deputies about his location and the location of the suspects car. "He was relaying the location and what was occurring throughout the 911 call all the way from out in the county, where he called us, into the city of Tulsa, where the suspect was headed," Roebuck said, according to Fox 23. Roebuck added that "at several points during this journey, the woman is just hanging out the window trying to get people's help, trying to escape the car." The female victim in the car tried to jump out of the car at a red light in Tulsa, according to News On 6, and was thrown from the car when the suspect sped up, according to the witness. The woman was taken to a local hospital for her undisclosed injuries, according to local news reports. After the woman was thrown out of the car, the good Samaritan continued following the suspect all the way back to his apartment. "I find it nothing short of remarkable and he is to be commended. He also did so safely. He didnt confront the suspect in this case. He observed and he reported. He did this perfectly," Roebuck told -. "Let this be a warning to potential abusers, you're doing this in a public place, people are watching, this is Oklahoma, there are good people everywhere and when good people see what's happening and get involved, they will help put away. So it doesn't matter how scared your victim is, if other people witness this and they get involved, it is over for you." Deputies arrested suspect Robert Grayson outside his apartment. "You're under arrest for domestic assault and battery," a deputy told Grayson, according to the bodycam footage. Grayson claimed to officers that he was the victim, and is heard saying in the bodycam footage, "I was being punched... she's kicking my f---ing steering wheel." Deputies informed Grayson that "somebody followed you for miles," and witnessed the incident. Upon his arrest, authorities allegedly found a meth pipe in Graysons pocket, according to News On 6. Grayson was charged with kidnapping, assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, threatening a violent act and possession of drug paraphernalia. ___________________________________________________ A man in a trench coat walked into a supermarket. After walking around for several minutes he grabbed a large can of beans and moved on to the cashier. He placed the can down on the counter, opened his trench coat and slapped his penis down next to the beans. The shocked cashier picked up the can and proceeded to slam it repeatedly down on the flasher's private parts. He screamed and passed out from the pain. The police were called and in the memo section of the incident report the responding officer wrote, "He should have tried that stunt first with a loaf of bread." ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ THE PLAN In the beginning was the Plan. And then came the Assumptions. And the Assumptions were without form. And the Plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the Airmen. And they spoke among themselves, saying "It is a crock of shit and it stinks." And the Airmen went unto their Sergeants and said "It is a pail of dung and we cannot live with the smell." And the Sergeants went unto their Captains, saying "It is a container of organic waste, and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." And the Captains went unto their Colonels, saying "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." And the Colonels went to the Generals, saying unto them "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful." And the Generals went to the President, saying unto him "This new plan will actively promote growth and vigor with very powerful effects." And the President looked upon the Plan and saw that it was good. And the Plan became Policy. And this is how shit happens. ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! __________________________________________________ DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Ellen Re: Next eclipse Dear Webby When is the next eclipse, and where do I find that kind of information? Ellen Dear Ellen Try this link at the Farmer's Almanac for Eclipses Have Fun! DearWebby ______________________________________________________ It is illegal for a woman in Montana to dance on a bar with less than 3 pounds of clothing on. That is why their dancers wear gum boots or steel toe work boots. In Virginia it is illegal to go out without wearing a corset. By the way there used to be an Official Corset Inspector. In Missouri, however, corsets were prohibited as it denied men the privilege of seeing the naturally curvaceous form of women. No wonder they call Missouri the Show Me State. Show it ALL baby! In Cleveland, Ohio it is illegal for a woman to wear patent leather shoes in case she offends onlookers with a glimpse of her panties in the reflection. Hey, the most of the girls I know from Cleveland, dont even WEAR panties. And Boy, do I love their cute shiny shoes! In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot of a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. Apparently that was such a popular fad, that they needed a law about it. In Newcastle, Wyoming there is a law against having sex in a butcher shop's meat freezer. The nap afterward can be deadly! In Ventura County, California there is a law against cats and dogs having sex without a permit. Yeah Like I tried calling the Ventura County offices, and told the lady my dog and cat had the hots for each other, and could I get a permit so they could do the nasty. The nerve of that woman, hanging up on me like that. In Texas, its illegal to possess more than (6) dildos or vibrators, while its perfectly legal to carry concealed weapons. In Washington, D.C. there is a law against having sex in any position other than face-to-face. Except for politicians, of course. ___________________________________________________ "More Interesting Factoids" The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time television were Fred and Wilma Flintstones. Hawaiian alphabet has 12 letters. Men can read smaller print than women; women can hear better. City with the most Rolls Royce's per capita: Hong Kong State with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska Percentage of Africa that is wilderness: 28% Percentage of North America that is wilderness: 38% Cost of raising a medium-size dog to the age of eleven: $6,400 Average number of people airborne over the US any given hour: 81,000. The world's youngest parents were 8 and 9 and lived in China 1910. The youngest pope was 20 years old. __________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the humor letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work, please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online! __________________________________________________ History Today July 19, in 1525, The Catholic princes of Germany formed the Dessau League to fight against the Reformation. 1553, Fifteen-year-old Lady Jane Grey was deposed as Queen of England after claiming the crown for nine days. Mary, the daughter of King Henry VIII, was proclaimed Queen. 1788, Prices plunged on the Paris stock market. 1799, The Rosetta Stone, a tablet with hieroglyphic translations into Greek, was found in Egypt. 1848, The Women's Rights Convention took place in Seneca Fall, NY. Bloomers were introduced at the convention. 1870, France declared war on Prussia. 1939, Dr. Roy P. Scholz became the first surgeon to use fiberglass sutures. 1942, German U-boats were withdrawn from positions off the U.S. Atlantic coast due to effective American anti-submarine countermeasures. 1943, During World War II, more than 150 B-17 and 112 B-24 bombers attacked Rome for the first time. 1946, Marilyn Monroe acted in her first screen test. 1964, In Illinois, Cahokia Mounds was designated as a U.S. National Landmark. 1971, In New York, the topping out ceremony for Two World Trade Center (South Tower) took place. The ceremony for One World Trade Center had taken place on December 23, 1970. 1974, The House Judiciary Committee recommended that U.S. President Richard Nixon should stand trial in the Senate for any of the five impeachment charges against him. 1975, The Apollo and Soyuz spacecrafts separated after being linked in orbit for two days. 1979, In Nicaragua, the dictatorship of the Somozas was overthrown by the Sandinista National Liberation Front 1982, The U.S. Census Bureau reported that 14% of the population had an income below the official poverty level in 1981. 1984, Geraldine Ferraro was nominated by the Democratic Party to become the first woman from a major political party to run for the office of U.S. Vice-President. 1985, George Bell won first place in a biggest feet contest with a shoe size of 28-1/2. Bell, at age 26, stood 7 feet 10 inches tall. 1985, Christa McAuliffe of New Hampshire was chosen to be the first schoolteacher to ride aboard the space shuttle. She died with six others when the Challenger exploded the following year. 2023, Do smiled.
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