Good Morning, Do! Today is Thursday, November 26 If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! Thank you, Nigle!! ___________________________________________________ International Bonehead Award Baby killer who tortured girlfriends little boy found dead in prison ____________________________________ Today, November 26 in 1950 China entered the Korean conflict forcing UN forces to retreat. _____________________________________________________ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please. --- Mark Twain (1835 - 1910) _____________________________________________________ A Hispanic housekeeper approaches her Yuppie housewife-boss one day and says," I'm in family way. I quit." Confused the housewife asks her to repeat herself. "I'm in family way. I quit." The housewife asks, "Who is responsible for this?" "Your husband and your son." "My husband AND my son? How can that be?" "Simple. I go to your husband's office to clean. He say, 'You're in my way, move.' So, I go to son's bedroom. He say, 'You are in the way, move please.' "Like I said. I'm in family way. I quit." _____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ >From Eddie After spending all day Sunday watching football on television, a man fell asleep and spent the night in the chair. His wife woke him in the morning. "It's twenty to seven," she called. "In who's favor?" _________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Andrew Lloyd, in hell now Baby killer who tortured girlfriends little boy found dead in prison A man serving a 24-year sentence for murdering his girlfriends baby has been found dead in prison. Andrew Lloyd subjected one- year-old Aaron Gilbert to four weeks of brutality before shaking the baby in a rage, hitting his head against a wall. The baby became so disfigured from the systematic assaults that a neighbour likened his appearance to the Elephant Man. A jury heard how Lloyd picked Aaron up by his ears and swung him by his ankles like someone swinging a cat by its tail. He also put a blanket over him as if to smother him and blew cannabis smoke in his face. There was also evidence that five days before Aaron died, Lloyd bit him hard on the cheek. Lloyd was jailed in 2006, along with Aarons mother Rebecca Lewis, who in a legal landmark, was jailed for seven years for familial homicide. A jury found the mother guilty of failing to protect her son from Lloyd at their home in Swansea. Lewis left Aaron with Lloyd while she went shopping, despite knowing about the weeks of abuse. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Bill RE: Outluck Dear Webby, ...... Please accept my apology. Along with the curse of W10, I was having difficulty with Eudora. My son, the guru, set me up with Outlook. Outlook decided that your emails were junk, even though I receive all your newsletters. Thank you for your responses. All the best, Bill Dear Bill I used W10 for a couple of months, then I decided that life was too short to put up with that c..., and bought a W7 refurb for $300. Happy days are here again! However, when I was on W10, I did use Eudora. W10 is not capable of linking to it like W7 is, but you can run Eudora on it. In your case, though, I would highly recommend that you upgrade to Gmail. It has great archiving, and you can filter the Humor Letter into a Humor category, so that it does not clutter up the INbox. Outaluck is deadly. Sooner or later it will collapse and take all your mail with it. Addresses too. Dump it as quickly as you can! A good alternative is to set up a Gmail, for example BillG@gmail.com, tell me when you got that, so that I can adjust your subscriptions. Then you set your Outaluck to forward anything that still comes to that address to your Gmail address, just in case some aunt is slow in updating. Nobody, absolutely NOBODY, ever goes back to Outaluck from Gmail. Gmail also does very good spam filtering, and you can make filters almost as well as in MailWasher. You will love it! Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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_____________________________________________ >From Elaine While walking through a parking lot, I tripped and fell flat on my face. As I was lying there, a woman stopped her car and called out, "Are you hurt?" "No, I'm fine," I said. "Oh, good," she continued. "Will you be vacating your parking space now?" ____________________________________________ At the exclusive restaurant where I work, a party of diners was exhausting the waiter with relentless demands. Through it all, he remained professional. Finally, one of the patrons asked the waiter to take the group's picture. He did -- from the neck down. ____________________________________________ Andy came to work one day, limping something awful. One of his co-workers noticed and asked what happened. Andy replied, "Oh, nothing. It's just an old hockey injury that acts up once in a while." "I never knew you played hockey." "I don't." said Andy. "I hurt it last year when I lost $1,000 on the Stanley Cup play-offs and put my foot through the television." ________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today November 26 in 1716 The first lion to be exhibited in America went on display in Boston, MA. 1789 U.S. President Washington set aside this day to observe the adoption of the Constitution of the United States. 1832 Public streetcar service began in New York City. 1867 J.B. Sutherland patented the refrigerated railroad car. 1917 The National Hockey League (NHL) was officially formed in Montreal, Canada. 1922 In Egypt, Howard Carter peered into the tomb of King Tutankhamen. 1940 The Nazis forced 500,000 Jews of Warsaw, Poland to live within a walled ghetto. 1941 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt signed a bill establishing the fourth Thursday in November as Thanksgiving Day. In 1939 Roosevelt had signed a bill that changed the celebration of Thanksgiving to the third Thursday of November. 1942 U.S. President Franklin D. Roosevelt ordered nationwide gasoline rationing to begin December 1. 1942 The motion picture "Casablanca" had its world premiere at the Hollywood Theater in New York City. 1943 The HMS Rohna became the first ship to be sunk by a guided missile. The German missile attack led to the death of 1,015 U.S. troops. 1949 India's Constituent Assembly adopted the country's constitution The country became republic within the British Commonwealth two months later. 1950 China entered the Korean conflict forcing UN forces to retreat. 1958 Maurice Richard (Montreal Canadiens) scored his 600th NHL career goal. 1965 France became the third country to enter space when it launched its first satellite the Diamant-A. 1973 Rose Mary Woods, told a federal court that she was responsible for the 18-1/2 minute gap in a key Watergate tape. Woods was U.S. President Nixon's personal secretary. 1975 Lynette"Squeaky" Fromme was found guilty by a federal jury in Sacramento, CA, for trying to assassinate U.S. President Ford on September 5. 1979 The International Olympic Committee voted to re-admit China after a 21-year absence. 1983 A Brinks Mat Ltd. vault at London's Heathrow Airport was robbed by gunmen. The men made off with 6,800 gold bars worth nearly $40 million. Only a fraction of the gold has ever been recovered and only two men were convicted in the heist. 1985 The rights to Richard Nixon's autobiography were acquired by Random House for $3,000,000. 1986 U.S. President Reagan appointed a commission headed by former Sen. John Tower to investigate his National Security Council staff after the Iran-Contra affair. 1988 The U.S. denied an entry visa to PLO chairman Yasser Arafat, who was seeking permission to travel to New York to address the U.N. General Assembly. 1990 Soviet President Mikhail S. Gorbachev met with Iraqi Foreign Minister Tariq Aziz at the Kremlin to demand that Iraq withdraw from Kuwait. 1990 Matsushita Electric Industrial Co. agreed to acquire MCA Inc. for $6.6 billion. 1992 The British government announced that Queen Elizabeth II had volunteered to start paying taxes on her personal income. She also took her children off the public payroll. 1995 Two men set fire to a subway token booth in the Brooklyn borough of New York City. The clerk inside was fatally burned. 1997 The U.S. and North Korea held high-level discussions at the State Department for the first time. 1998 British Prime Minister Tony Blair made a speech to the Irish Parliament. It was a first time event for a British Prime Minister. 1998 Hulk Hogan announced that he was retiring from pro wrestling and would run for president in 2000. 2003 The U.N. atomic agency adopted a resolution that censured Iran for past nuclear cover-ups and warning that it would be policed to put to rest suspicions that the country had a weapons agenda. 2011 The Mars Science Laboratory/Curiosity spacecraft launched from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, FL. The Mars rover Curiosity landed on the floor of Gale Crater on August 6, 2012. 2020 Do smiled. |
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