Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, November 12 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Florida man who beat, stabbed and stuffed puppy in suitcase sentenced to 10 years in prison ___________________________________________________ Today, November 12 in 1990 Japanese Emperor Akihito formally assumed the Chrysanthemum Throne. ____________________________________________________ >From Chris Our seven-year-old daughter was thrilled when we took her to Disney World for the first time, and she headed straight for Space Mountain. I worried that the roller coaster would be too scary for her, but she insisted. To her delight, we rode it twice. The next year we returned to the Magic Kingdom, and my daughter, now eight, again dragged me to Space Mountain. As we stood in line, though, I could see her soberly studying the signs that warn about the ride's speed. "Dad," she said, "I don't think I want to go." I asked her why she would be nervous when she had enjoyed herself last time. She replied, "This year, I can read." ____________________________________________________ Blame someone else and get on with your life. --- Alan Woods Crime does not pay ... as well as politics. --- Alfred E. Newman ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ A man entered a stationery store and asked the clerk for a "birthday/anniversary card." The clerk replied, "We have birthday cards and we have anniversary cards. Why not take one of each?" The man said, "You don't understand. I need a card that covers both events. You see, we're celebrating the fifteenth anniversary of my wife's twenty-ninth birthday." ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Brendan Evans, 35, Hollywood, Florida, USA Florida man who beat, stabbed and stuffed puppy in suitcase sentenced to 10 years in prison A Florida man accused of beating a pit bull puppy, stabbing it 50 times and stuffing it into a suitcase while the dog was clinging to life will serve 10 years in prison after admitting to the crime, his defense lawyer said Tuesday. The South Florida Sun-Sentinel reports Brendan Evans, 35, of Hollywood agreed to plead guilty four years after the attack on Ollie the pit bull, according to his lawyer, Michael Gottlieb. The dog died two days after being discovered. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Candy Re: Pay Credit Card online Dear Webby I am new to online banking. I know my bank account is connected, but how do I pay my credit card bill online, without having to use a check? Candy Dear Candy Your bank might do it slightly different, but quite similarly. Go to accounts. That shoul show your checking / saving account, an also your credit card account. Hit the credit card account. That will show the balance and the option to pay the balance, or a different amount, for example the required minimum. Select the amount and hit PAY. it asks for confirmation. Hit OK. It shows Payment Sent Look for a tiny, hard to see button that says PRINT. Hit that and select the destination. You can print the receipt to paper, or to a file, depending on your choice. That is all there is to it. Quite slick! Have FUN! DearWebby | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain into an argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice, the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of scripture expressly forbidding polygamy. "Nothing easier," Twain said. "No man can serve two masters." ___________________________________________________ | Today, November 12, in 1799 Andrew Ellicott Douglass witnesses the Leonids meteor shower from a ship off the Florida Keys. 1840 Sculptor Auguste Rodin was born in Paris. His most widely known works are "The Kiss" and "The Thinker." 1859 The first flying trapeze act was performed by Jules Leotard at Cirque Napoleon in Paris, France. He was also the designer of the garment that is named after him. 1915 Theodore W. Richards, of Harvard University, became the first American to be awarded the Nobel Prize in chemistry. 1918 Austria and Czechoslovakia were declared independent republics. 1927 Joseph Stalin became the undisputed ruler of the Soviet Union. Leon Trotsky was expelled from the Communist Party leading to Stalin coming to power. 1931 Maple Leaf Gardens opened in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. It was to be the new home of the Toronto Maple Leafs in the National Hockey League (NHL). 1942 During World War II, naval battle of Guadalcanal began between Japanese and American forces. The Americans won a major victory. 1944 During World War II, the German battleship "Tirpitz" was sunk off the coast of Norway. 1946 The first drive-up banking facility opened at the Exchange National Bank in Chicago, IL. 1948 The war crimes tribunal sentenced Japanese Premier Hideki Tojo and six other World War II Japanese leaders to death. 1954 Ellis Island, the immigration station in New York Harbor, closed after processing more than 20 million immigrants since 1892. 1964 Paula Murphy set the female land speed record 226.37 MPH. 1979 U.S. President Carter ordered a halt to all oil imports from Iran in response to 63 Americans being taken hostage at the U.S. embassy in Tehran, Iran on November 4. 1980 The U.S. space probe Voyager I came within 77,000 miles of Saturn while transmitting data back to Earth. 1982 Yuri V. Andropov was elected to succeed the late Leonid I. Brezhnev as general secretary of the Soviet Communist Party's Central Committee. 1984 Space shuttle astronauts Dale Gardner and Joe Allen snared the Palapa B-2 satellite in history's first space salvage. 1985 In Norfolk, VA, Arthur James Walker was sentenced to life in prison for his role in a spy ring run by his brother, John A. Walker Jr. 1987 The American Medical Association issued a policy statement that said it was unethical for a doctor to refuse to treat someone solely because that person had AIDS or was HIV-positive. 1990 Japanese Emperor Akihito formally assumed the Chrysanthemum Throne. 1995 The space shuttle Atlantis blasted off on a mission to dock with the Russian space station Mir. 1997 Four Americans and their Pakistani driver were shot to death in Karachi, Pakistan. The Americans were oil company employees. 1997 The UN Security Council imposed new sanctions on Iraq for constraints being placed on UN arms inspectors. 1997 Ramzi Yousef was found guilty of masterminding the 1993 bombing of the World Trade Center. 1998 Daimler-Benz completed a merger with Chrysler to form Daimler-Chrysler AG. 2001 American Airlines flight 587 crashed just minutes after take off from Kennedy Airport in New York. The Airbus A300 crashed into the Rockaway Beach section of Queens. All 260 people aboard were killed. 2001 It was reported that the Northern Alliance had taken Kabul, Afghanistan, from the ruling Taliban. The Northern Alliance at this point was reported to have control over most of the northern areas of Afghanistan. 2002 Stan Lee filed a lawsuit against Marvel Entertainment Inc. that claimed the company had cheated him out of millions of dollars in movie profits related to the 2002 movie "Spider-Man." Lee was the creator of Spider-Man, the Incredible Hulk and Daredevil. 2013 A series of portraits of Lucian Freud by the British painter Francis Bacon known as Three Studies of Lucian Freud sold for $142.4 million at an auction in New York City. 2013 In New York, it was announced that the new World Trade Center was the tallest building in the United States. The height was measured at 1,776 feet. The building was also the fourth tallest building in the world at the time. 2013 U.S. Airways and AMR reached an antitrust settlement with the U.S. Department of Justice which would allow a merger that would create the world's largest airline. 2014 NATO commander Gen Philip Breedlove reported that Russian military equipment and Russian combat troops had been seen entering Ukraine in columns over several days. 2014 The European Space Agency's Rosetta spacecraft used its lander Philae to perform the first soft landing on a comet. The comet was 67P/Churyumov-Gerasimenko. 2021 Do smiled. |
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