Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, March 20 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! ___________________________________________________ Today, March 20 in 1854 The Republican Party was organized in Ripon, WI. About 50 slavery opponents began the new political group. ______________________________________________________ The secret of success is sincerity. Once you can fake that you've got it made. --- Jean Giraudoux (1882 - 1944) | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Today's Bonehead Award: Oswego Twp. Man Sentenced to 20 Years in 2018 Drug, Gun Case __________________________________________ A circus owner walked into a bar to find everyone crowded about a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside-down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot. Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience and he didn't dance a single step!" "That's strange" said the duck's former owner, "did you remember to light the candle under the pot?" __________________________________________ __________________________________________ From Evelyn A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family." ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Jasper Clark, 44, Dolphin, Connecticut Oswego Twp. Man Sentenced to 20 Years in 2018 Drug, Gun Case Kendall County Court records show an Oswego Twp. man was recently sentenced to 20 years on a drug charge, following an arrest in Oswego Twp. in 2018. Court records indicate 44 year-old Jasper Clark of Dolphin Ct. received the sentence, after he pleaded guilty to a count of Unlawful Possession of a Controlled Substance With Intent to Deliver. Clark had been charged with two Class X felonies for Manufacture and Delivery of a Controlled Substance or Intent, two Class 1 felonies for two counts of Possession of a Controlled Substance and a Class 3 felony for Aggravated Unlawful Possession of a Weapon by a Felon. Counts of being an Armed Habitual Criminal were later added. Some of the drug counts were for manufacturing or delivering and possessing between 400 and 900 grams of cocaine. Other counts were for manufacturing or delivering and possessing between 15 and 200 pills of ecstasy. The weapons charge was for firearms that were found at the residence. Kendall County Police Assistance Team officials told WSPY in October of 2018 that they arrested Clark at his residence in the 10 to 20 block of Dolphin Ct. Clark has several previous felony cases. He receives credit for three days served in the Kendall County Jail and was ordered to pay various fines and fees. DeaWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Nelson Re: Reboot how often? Dear Webby, How often and how frequently do I have to reboot my W10 machine? Thanks Nelson Dear Nelson The same as with W7. The fewer times you reboot, the less damage Windows does. If you have MalwareBytes running, then the machine is protected. Just relax. You may have to reboot now and then when you are installing or UNinstalling something. That is enough. Have FUN! DearWebby
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___________________________________________________ | Today March 20 in 0141 The 6th recorded perihelion passage of Halley's Comet took place. 1413 Henry V took the throne of England upon the death of his father Henry IV. 1525 Paris' parliament began its pursuit of Protestants. 1616 Walter Raleigh was released from Tower of London to seek gold in Guyana. 1627 France & Spain signed an accord for fighting Protestantism. 1739 In India, Nadir Shah of Persia occupied Delhi and took possession of the Peacock throne. 1760 The great fire of Boston destroyed 349 buildings. 1792 In Paris, the Legislative Assembly approved the use of the guillotine. 1800 French army defeated the Turks at Helipolis, Turkey, and advanced into Cairo. 1815 Napoleon Bonaparte entered Paris after his escape from Elba and began his "Hundred Days" rule. 1833 The U.S. and Siam signed a commercial treaty. 1852 Harriet Beecher Stowes book "Uncle Toms Cabin," subtitled "Life Among the Lowly," was first published. 1854 The Republican Party was organized in Ripon, WI. About 50 slavery opponents began the new political group. 1865 A plan by John Wilkes Booth to abduct U.S. President Abraham Lincoln was ruined when Lincoln changed his plans and did not appear at the Soldiers Home near Washington, DC. 1868 Jesse James Gang robbed a bank in Russelville, KY, of $14,000. 1883 The Unity treaty of Paris was signed to protect industrial property. 1885 John Matzeliger of Suriname patented the shoe lacing machine. 1886 The first AC power plant in the U.S. began commercial operation. 1891 The first computing scale company was incorporated in Dayton, OH. 1896 U.S. Marines landed in Nicaragua to protect U.S. citizens in the wake of a revolution. 1897 The first U.S. orthodox Jewish Rabbinical seminary was incorporated in New York. 1899 At Sing Sing prison, Martha M. Place became the first woman to be executed in the electric chair. She was put to death for the murder of her stepdaughter. 1900 It was announced that European powers had agreed to keep China's doors open to trade. 1902 France and Russia acknowledged the Anglo-Japanese alliance. They also asserted their right to protect their interests in China and Korea. 1906 In Russia, army officers mutiny at Sevastopol. 1915 The French called off the Champagne offensive on the Western Front. 1918 The Bolsheviks of the Soviet Union asked for American aid to rebuild their army. 1922 U.S. President Warren G. Harding ordered U.S. troops back from the Rhineland. 1922 The USS Langley was commissioned. It was the first aircraft carrier for the U.S. Navy. 1932 The German dirigible, Graf Zepplin, made the first flight to South America on regular schedule. 1933 The first German concentration camp was completed at Dachau. 1934 Rudolf Kuhnold gave a demonstration of radar in Kiel Germany. Everybody exept Germany used Radar in WWII. 1940 The British Royal Air Force conducted an all-night air raid on the Nazi airbase at Sylt, Germany. 1943 The Allies attacked Field Marshall Erwin Rommel's forces on the Mareth Line in North Africa. 1947 A blue whale weighing 180-metric tons was caught in the South Atlantic. 1952 The U.S. Senate ratified a peace treaty with Japan. 1956 Mount Bezymianny on Kamchatka Peninsula (USSR) exploded. 1956 Tunisia gained independence from France. 1964 The ESRO (European Space Research Organization) was established. 1965 U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson ordered 4,000 troops to protect the Selma-Montgomery civil rights marchers. 1969 U.S. Senator Edward Kennedy called on the U.S. to close all bases in Taiwan. 1972 19 mountain climbers were killed on Japan's Mount Fuji during an avalanche. 1976 Patricia Hearst was convicted of armed robbery for her role in the hold up of a San Francisco Bank. 1980 The U.S. made an appeal to the International Court concerning the American Hostages in Iran. 1981 Argentine ex-president Isabel Peron was sentenced to eight years in a convent. 1982 U.S. scientists' returned from Antarctica with the first land mammal fossils found there. 1984 The U.S. Senate rejected an amendment to permit spoken prayer in public schools. 1985 For the first time in its 99-year history, Avon representatives received a salary. Up to that time they had been paid solely on commissions. 1985 CBS-TV presented "The Romance of Betty Boop." 1985 Libby Riddles won the 1,135-mile Anchorage-to-Nome dog race becoming the first woman to win the Iditarod. 1989 In Belfast, two policemen were killed. The IRA claimed responsibility. 1990 Namibia became an independent nation ending 75 years of South African rule. 1990 Imelda Marcos, widow of ex-Philippines dictator Ferdinand Marcos, went on trial for racketeering, embezzlement and bribery. 1990 In Rumania, tanks were sent to the town of Tirgu Mures to quell ethnic riots. 1991 The U.S. Supreme Court ruled unanimously that employers could not exclude women from jobs where exposure to toxic chemicals could potentially damage a fetus. 1991 The U.S. forgave $2 billion in loans to Poland. 1992 Janice Pennington was awarded $1.3 million for accident on the set of the "Price is Right" TV show. 1993 Russian President Boris Yeltsin declared emergency rule. He set a referendum on whether the people trusted him or the hard-line Congress to govern. 1995 About 35,000 Turkish troops crossed the northern border of Iraq in pursuit of the separatist rebels of the Kurdistan Workers Party (PKK). 1995 In Tokyo, 12 people were killed and more than 5,500 others were sickened when packages containing the nerve gas Sarin was released on five separate subway trains. The terrorists belonged to a doomsday cult in Japan. 1996 The U.K. announced that humans could catch CJD (Mad Cow Disease). 1997 Liggett Group, the maker of Chesterfield cigarettes, settled 22 state lawsuits by admitting the industry marketed cigarettes to teenagers and agreed to warn on every pack that smoking is addictive. 1999 Bertrand Piccard and Brian Jones became the first men to circumnavigate the Earth in a hot air balloon. The non- stop trip began on March 3 and covered 26,500 miles. 2000 Former Black Panther Jamil Abdullah Al-Amin, once known as H. Rap Brown, was captured following a shootout that left a sherriff's deputy dead. 2002 Actress Pamela Anderson disclosed that she had hepatitis C. 2002 Arthur Andersen pled innocent to charges that it had shredded documents and deleted computer files related to the energy company Enron. 2003 Cisco Systems Inc. announced it was buying The Linksys Group INc. for $500 million in stock. 2003 U.S. and British forces invaded Iraq from Kuwait. 2019 Europe's antitrust regulators fined Google $1.7 billion for freezing out rivals in the online advertising business. 2019 Disney acquired the rights to 21st Century Fox. Fox Corporation was formed with the remaining assets. 2020 Do smiled. |
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