Good Morning, Do! Today is Sunday, March 15 Still blizzard. Too cold for viruses. ___________________________________________________ Today, March 15 in 1979 Pope John Paul II published his first encyclical "Redemptor Hominis." In the work he warned of the growing gap between the rich and poor. Jesus had noticed that too almost 2000 years earlier. ______________________________________________________ Many would be cowards if they had courage enough. --- Thomas Fuller (1608 - 1661) Every man is a damn fool for at least five minutes every day; wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit. --- Elbert Hubbard (1856 - 1915) | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | |
Today's Bonehead Award: Plastic surgeon drugged, raped, filmed women __________________________________________ A woman went down to the Welfare Office to get aid. The office worker asked her, "How many children do you have?" "Ten," she replied. "What are their names?" he asked. "LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, LeRoy, and LeRoy," she answered. "They're all named LeRoy?" he asked "What if you want them to come in from playing outside?" "Oh, that's easy," she said. "I just call 'LeRoy,' and they all come running in." "And, if you want them to come to the table for dinner?" "I just say, 'LeRoy, come eat your dinner'," she answered. "But what if you just want ONE of them to do something?" he asked. "Oh, that's easy," she said. "Then I just use their last name!" __________________________________________ Pink Lilian __________________________________________ My sister-in-law was married to a prominent surgeon who was a member of operating teams at both St. Francis Hospital and Christ Hospital in the Chicago area. He would operate in the morning, then field calls about his patients in the evening. Once when I was visiting his home, he was on the phone talking to a resident at Christ Hospital when the other phone rang. My sister-in-law answered, then whispered to her husband, "It's St. Francis calling." He whispered back, "Tell St. Francis I'll have to call back. I'm talking to Christ." ___________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Dr. Manish Gupta, Toledo, Ohio Plastic surgeon drugged, raped, filmed women Plastic surgeon Dr. Manish Gupta has been arrested for allegedly drugging, raping and videotaping women without their consent. A plastic surgeon was allegedly prescribing a raunchy Rx for his perversions. Cops say that Toledo cosmetic king Dr. Manish Gupta is accused of drugging, raping and filming sex acts with his patients. He has been charged with illegally dispensing controlled substances, aggravated sexual abuse, and sex trafficking. Gupta owns clinics in Ohio and Michigan. According to documents filed in U.S. District Court, an investigation into Guptas alleged lurid activities began last January. According to cops, the plastic surgeon improperly drugged and performed sex acts on a pricey Los Angeles escort in 2016. The woman told detectives she believes Gupta drugged her until she passed out. She later did an at-home drug test that ticked the box for benzodiazepine. The drug is psychoactive medication more commonly known as tranquilizers And when she went online to try and figure out what happened, she discovered in a database for sex workers containing the names of bad dates, that numerous other women claimed to have been drugged, raped and videotaped by the doctor. According to the FBI, in 2014 one of Guptas employees discovered multiple SD cards. The cards contained videos of Gupta having sex with women who appeared passed out. The cards were eventually passed on to the FBI. On March 6, a federal search warrant was executed at Guptas home, vehicle and two Ohio offices. In Guptas private office, investigators said they found sex toys, camera equipment, SD cards, and a large amount of controlled substances. He has since been arrested and is being held in an Ohio jail. Gupta also has offices in Oregon. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Brenda Re: Request to verify Dear Webby, I'm questioning a couple of emails in my inbox. They say they are from a support for my email and that they will "hold" my mail until I verify my account. I assume these are fishing emails but I am expecting an email from Westjet and it is not showing up after 24 hours, ( to confirm a booking). Could you please check on this for me? Thanks, Brenda Dear Brenda the ONLY legitimate support you got is me. And I will never ask you to verify anything by email. Gorgeous ladies like you I would rather invite for a coffee. Just dump the crap. Re Westjet, look in the trash, in case you accidentally elbowed it in there. Westjet used to have chat, if you have an account. Flying has been out of my budget for a few years and I have not been to their site for a long time. Even when I still had an account, I never had to worry about anything, just noticed a link to chat. Have FUN! DearWebby
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____________________________________________________ _____________________________________________ Back in those days, it was required that in order for a student to receive credit for a particular course, a card (listing of his/her courses) had to be signed by the instructor/lecturer. It was, at the time, policy that students attend their courses. But depending on the size of the class, it was often quite possible to receive credit, even after not attending the class regularly. Not so, with this physics professor...if he didn't recognize you, you would have to repeat the course (& attend!). On one occasion, a student handed his card to be signed. The professor looked at the name, then at the student, and said, "I've never seen you in my class," and handed back the card. Now being a science student, he naturally thought quickly, and proceeded to the end of the line. When he was at the front again, he handed his card to the prof. The prof looked at the name, then at the student, and said, "You look familiar. OK," and signed the card. _____________________________________________ As the high school teacher was correcting essays written by her students she read, "Pedro jumped on his burrow and rode off into the sunset." She wrote at the bottom of the page, "You obviously have problems with homonyms. A burrow is a hole in the ground. A burro is an ass. At your age it's time to learn the difference." ____________________________________________ >From Ellen A woman in our diet club was lamenting that she had gained weight. She'd made her family's favorite cake over the weekend, she reported, and they'd eaten half of it at dinner. Her husband teased her and said she would never be able to stay away from the other half until dinner the next night. The next day, she said, she kept staring at the other half, until finally she cut a thin slice for herself. One slice led to another, and soon the whole cake was gone. The woman went on to tell us how upset she was with her lack of willpower, and how she knew her husband would rub it in. Everyone commiserated, until someone asked what her husband said when he found out. She smiled. "He never found out. I made another cake and ate half!" ____________________________________________ | No sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
___________________________________________________ | Today March 15 in 44 BC Roman Emperor Julius Caesar was assassinated by high ranking Roman Senators. The day is known as the "Ides of March." 1493 Christopher Columbus returned to Spain after his first New World voyage. 1778 In command of two frigates, the Frenchman la Perouse sailed east from Botany Bay for the last lap of his voyage around the world. 1781 During the American Revolution, the Battle of Guilford Courthouse took place in North Carolina. British General Cornwallis' 1,900 soldiers defeated an American force of 4,400. 1862 General John Hunt Morgan began four days of raids near the city of Gallatin, TN. 1875 The Roman Catholic Archbishop of New York, John McCloskey, was named the first American cardinal. 1877 The first cricket test between Australia and England was played in Melbourne. Australia won by 45 runs. 1892 New York State unveiled the new automatic ballot voting machine. 1892 Jesse W. Reno patented the Reno Inclined Elevator. It was the first escalator. 1902 In Boston, MA, 10,000 freight handlers went back to work after a weeklong strike. 1903 The British conquest of Nigeria was completed. 500,000 square miles were now controlled by the U.K. 1904 Three hundred Russians were killed as the Japanese shelled Port Arthur in Korea. 1916 U.S. President Woodrow Wilson sent 12,000 troops, under General Pershing, over the border of Mexico to pursue bandit Pancho Villa. The mission failed. 1917 Russian Czar Nicholas II abdicated himself and his son. His brother Grand Duke succeeded as czar. 1922 Fuad I assumed the title of king of Egypt after the country gained nominal independence from Britain. 1934 Henry Ford restored the $5 a day wage. 1937 In Chicago, IL, the first blood bank to preserve blood for transfusion by refrigeration was established at the Cook County Hospital. 1938 Oil was discovered in Saudi Arabia. 1939 German forces occupied Bohemia and Moravia, and part of Czechoslovakia. 1944 Cassino, Italy, was destroyed by Allied bombing. 1946 British Premier Attlee offered India full independence after agreement on a constitution. 1949 Clothes rationing in Great Britain ended nearly four years after the end of World War II. 1951 General de Lattre demanded that Paris send him more troops for the fight in Vietnam. 1951 The Persian parliament voted to nationalize the oil industry. 1955 The U.S. Air Force unveiled a self-guided missile. 1956 The musical "My Fair Lady" opened on Broadway. 1960 The first underwater park was established as Key Largo Coral Reef Preserve. 1964 In Montreal, Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor were married. 1968 The U.S. mint halted the practice of buying and selling gold. 1979 Pope John Paul II published his first encyclical "Redemptor Hominis." In the work he warned of the growing gap between the rich and poor. Jesus had noticed that too. 1982 Nicaragua's ruling junta proclaimed a month-long state of siege and suspended the nation's constitution for one day. This came a day after anti-government rebels destroyed two bridges near the Honduran border. 1985 In Brazil, two decades of military rule came to an end with the installation of a civilian government. 1989 The U.S. Food and Drug administration decided to impound all fruit imported from Chili after two cyanide- tainted grapes were found in Philadelphia, PA. 1989 The U.S. Department of Veteran's Affairs became the 14th Department in the President's Cabinet. 1990 In Iraq, British journalist Farzad Bazoft was hanged for spying. 1990 Mikhail Gorbachev was elected the first executive president of the Soviet Union. 1990 The Ford Explorer was introduced to the public. 1990 The Soviet parliament ruled that Lithuania's declaration of independence was invalid and that Soviet law was still in force in the Baltic republic. 1991 Four Los Angeles police officers were indicted in the beating of Rodney King on March 3, 1991. (California) 1991 Yugoslav President Borisav Jovic resigned after about a week of anti-communist protests. 1994 U.S. President Clinton extended the moratorium on nuclear testing until September of 1995. 1996 The aviation firm Fokker NV collapsed. 1998 More than 15,000 ethnic Albanians marched in Yugoslavia to demand independence for Kosovo. 1998 CBS' "60 Minutes" aired an interview with former White House employee Kathleen Willey. Wiley said U.S. President Clinton made unwelcome sexual advances toward her in the Oval Office in 1993. 2002 Libyan Abdel Baset Ali Mohmed Al-Megrahi began his life sentence in a Scottish jail for his role in the bombing of Pan Am Flight 103 on December 21, 1988. 2002 In the U.S., Burger King began selling a veggie burger. The event was billed as the first veggie burger to be sold nationally by a fast food chain. 2002 In Texas, Andrea Yates received a life sentence for drowning her five children on June 20, 2001. 2002 U.S. Secretary of State Colin Powell told the Associated Press that the U.S. would stand by a 24-year pledge not to use nuclear arms against states that don't have them. 2020 Do smiled. |
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