Good Morning, Do! Today is Saturday, April 3 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Baltimore Police identify suspect in Rosedale triple shooting ___________________________________________________ Today, April 3 in 1910 Alaska's Mt. McKinley, the highest mountain in North America was climbed. ____________________________________________________ All things are difficult before they are easy. --- Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734) It is said that power corrupts, but actually it's more true that power attracts the corruptible. The sane are usually attracted by other things than power. --- David Brin ____________________________________________________ The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length of the good traits of the deceased, what an honest man he was, and what a loving husband and kind father he was. Finally, the widow leaned over and whispered to one of her children, "Go up there and take a look in the coffin and see if we're at the right funeral." ____________________________________________________ Reverend Smith, a respected church leader, arrived in a large city to deliver a series of speeches. At a banquet the first evening, he noticed some reporters in the audience. Because he wanted to use some of the stories he told that night in his speeches the next day, he asked the reporters to omit them from their articles. One article that came out the next day, written by a cub reporter, concluded with this line: "Reverend Smith also told a number of stories that cannot be printed." ____________________________________________________ Your picture of the young goat reminded me of my picture with a young bighorn sheep on Wildhorse Island in Flathead Lake Montana. must have been about 1960. It must have been very young for me to be able to capture it. We were not prepared for tagging so just let it go. Feel free to use this photo if you wish. Clyde ____________________________________________________ "I'm prescribing these pills for you," said the doctor to the overweight patient, who tipped the scales at about three hundred pounds. "I don't want you to swallow them. Just spill them on the floor twice a day and pick them up, one at a time." ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Antowan S. Clark, 42, Baltimore, Maryland, USA Baltimore Police identify suspect in Rosedale triple shooting Baltimore County Police announce the arrest in connection to a triple shooting in Rosedale on Wednesday. Police say Antowan S. Clark, 42, has been charged with two counts of first-degree murder in regards to the shooting that killed two and injured one. Clark is reportedly being held at the Baltimore County Detention Center on a no-bail status pending a bail review hearing. On Wednesday night, shortly before 11 p.m. patrol officers responded to the scene of a triple shooting in the 5500 block of Lanham Way, 21206. Officers found three people suffering from gunshot wounds. ALSO READ| Baltimore County Police investigate a triple shooting in Rosedale overnight All three victims were transported to the hospital; two of the victims later died as a result of their injuries. 42-year-old Nyatiaha Faltz 19-year-old Grantley Herbert 8-year-old (non-fatal injury) An initial investigation indicates this shooting stemmed from an argument that occurred during a family gathering. DearWebby's Tech Support Pits From: Joy Re: Set File Types Dear Webby Sometimes I can't open picture attachments in email. The message I get is,"This file does not have a program associated with it for performing this action. Create an association in the Folders Options Control Panel. I don't really know what to do after opening the Folder Options folder. Can you help me? Thanks, Joy Dear Joy Right-Click on START select EXPLORE Click on TOOLS FOLDER OPTIONS FILE TYPES Scroll down to the file type that you need a program for, highlight it click on advanced, and select a suitable program for it. For GIF, JPG, PNG, BMP select PaintShop Pro or whatever you use for graphics. For PDF use Foxit or Adobe Acrobat, for PPT use Microsoft PowerPoint viewer. Have FUN! DearWebby A mother was teaching her three-year-old The Lord's Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, the child repeated it after the mother. Then one night the child was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride to the carefully enunciated words, right up to the end. "And lead us not into temptation, but deliver us some e-mail. " | If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! | If you like my work,
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___________________________________________________ | Today, April 3 in 1513 Spanish explorer Juan Ponce de Leon landed in Florida. He had sighted the land the day before. 1776 George Washington received an honorary Doctor of Laws degree from Harvard College . 1829 James Carrington patented the coffee mill. 1860 The first Pony Express riders left St. Joseph, MO and Sacramento, CA. The trip across country took about 10 days. The Pony Express only lasted about a year and a half. 1865 Union forces occupy Confederate capital of Richmond, Virginia. 1866 Rudolph Eickemeyer and G. Osterheld patented a blocking and shaping machine for hats. 1882 The American outlaw Jesse James was shot in the back and killed by Robert Ford for a $5,000 reward. There was later controversy over whether it was actually Jesse James that had been killed. 1910 Alaska's Mt. McKinley, the highest mountain in North America was climbed. 1933 First Lady Eleanor Roosevelt informed newspaper reporters that beer would be served at the White House. This followed the March 22 legislation that legalized "3.2" beer. 1936 Richard Bruno Hauptmann was executed for the kidnapping and death of the son of Charles and Anne Lindbergh. 1942 The Japanese began their all-out assault on the U.S. and Filipino troops at Bataan. 1946 Lt. General Masaharu Homma, the Japanese commander responsible for the Bataan Death March, was executed in the Philippines. 1948 U.S. President Harry Truman signed the Marshall Plan to revive war-torn Europe. It was $5 billion dollar's worth of US made goods, in aid for 16 countries. 1968 North Vietnam agreed to meet with U.S. representatives to set up preliminary peace talks. 1972 Charlie Chaplin returned to the U.S. after a twenty-year absence. 1979 Jane Byrne became the first female mayor in Chicago. 1983 It was reported that Vietnamese occupation forces had overrun a key insurgent base in western Cambodia. 1984 Sikh terrorists killed a member of the Indian Parliament in his home. 1984 Col. Lansana Konte became the new president of Guinea when the armed forces seized power after the death of Sekou Toure. 1985 The U.S. charged that Israel violated the Geneva Convention by deporting Shiite prisoners. 1986 The U.S. national debt hit $2 trillion. 1987 Riots disrupted mass during the Pope's visit to Santiago, Chili. 1996 An Air Force jetliner carrying Commerce Secretary Ron Brown crashed in Croatia, killing all 35 people aboard. 1996 Unabomber suspect Theodore Kaczynski was arrested. He pled guilty in January 1998 to five Unabomber attacks in exchange for a life sentence without chance for parole. 2000 A U.S. federal judge ruled that Microsoft had violated U.S. antitrust laws by keeping "an oppressive thumb" on its competitors. Microsoft said that they would appeal the ruling. 2021 Do smiled. |
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