Good Morning, Do! Thank you, Frank !!! Today is Monday, November 22 ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Today's Bonehead Award: Server gets scalding hot soup splattered in face after nutty customer freaks ___________________________________________________ Today, November 22 in 1963 U.S. President Kennedy was assassinated while riding in a motorcade in Dallas, TX. Texas Governor John B. Connally was also seriously wounded. Vice-President Lyndon B. Johnson was inaugurated as the 36th U.S. President. ____________________________________________________ I am always doing that which I can not do, in order that I may learn how to do it. --- Pablo Picasso (1881 - 1973) Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock. --- John Barrymore (1882 - 1942) Good breeding consists of concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person. --- Mark Twain As you journey through life take a minute every now and then to give a thought for the other fellow. He could be plotting something. --- Hagar the Horrible ____________________________________________________ "Most people are really scared of werewolves but I bet if you saw one crying because the other wolves had made fun of him, you would probably feel sorry for him and try to pet him. That was my first mistake." --- Kamela ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ A Bonehead award goes to a man in Beverwijk, Netherlands, who decided to defeat an automated camera used to catch speeders by speeding past the camera 23 times on his motorcycle, covering his license plate with his hand, expecting that the camera would run out of film. He did not realize that the camera can take 800 pictures on a roll of film, and he did not realize that the camera also took his picture as well. He received 23 speeding tickets in the mail coming out to a total fine of 11,000 guilders ($4,526) . ____________________________________________________ Reported by Rock An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Amanda Martinez, 31, Temple, Texas, USA Server gets scalding hot soup splattered in face after nutty customer freaks The kerfuffle began on Nov. 7, when a woman later identified as 31-year-old Amanda Martinez picked up an order from Sol De Jalisco, a Mexican restaurant in Temple, Texas. Apparently, Martinezs beef with the order was that the hot menudo was too hot, and she called to inform the restaurant that there was an issue with her food. She claimed the soup was so hot that the lid of the container had melted. Manager Janelle Broland said in a TikTok video that she tried valiantly to placate the angry customer, offering her a refund or a different item off the menu. According to Broland, Martinez cussed and called Broland and the staff names. Maam, I can still help you, all Im asking is that you do not yell and curse at me, Broland recalled telling the woman. Oh no honey, you havent heard attitude yet, and I will talk to you any which way I f***ing want, the woman replied, according to Broland. Broland then allegedly told her no, she wouldnt, and ended the call. It wasnt long before the customer, still livid, called back and demanded to speak to a different manager, but then dropped the call after being asked to hold briefly. Video from the restaurant has since been shared, showing what happened next at around 1:21 p.m. Martinez entered the restaurant and approached the front counter. She then appears to speak with Broland, setting the soup on the counter and taking the lid off as they exchange words. Broland said that the cursing continued, and that Martinez didnt appear to want a refund or other food, she just wanted to complain. At some point, Broland threatened to call the cops if the woman didnt calm down or leave. The angry customer then picked up the open container of menudo, threw the soup directly into Brolands face and immediately left. Broland said that while the soup was still pretty warm, the spices in it burned her and felt like pepper spray. She also said the incident gave her a nosebleed, both immediately and later that evening. The manager pressed charges, and on Wednesday, Martinez was arrested and charged with assault causing bodily injury, according to WCBS-TV. She was then transported to Bell County Jail. ____________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! ______________________________________________________ From: Rhonda Re: Remove it Dear Webby You have again mentioned that Remove It program, but I can't find it. Is it in Windows? Rhonda Dear Rhonda It would be nice if it was included, but it is not. They like loading you up with Bloat Ware and unwanted programs. 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_____________________________________________ A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign, hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passersby pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when he was calm, they asked him why he struggled so much. He said, "I remember the impact, then nothing. I woke up on a hot concrete slab in front of a huge, yellow and red sign. I didn't realize that somebody was standing in front of the 'S' on the 'SHELL' sign. ______________________________________________ Two college students are riding on a New York City subway when a beggar approaches them asking for spare change. Frank adamantly rejects the man in disgust. Matt, on the other hand, whips out his wallet, pulls out a couples of singles and gladly hands them over to the beggar with a smile. The beggar thanks him kindly and then continues on to the other passengers. Frank is outraged by his friend's act of generosity. "What on earth did you do that for?" shouts Frank. "You know he's only going to use it on drugs or booze." Matt replies, "And we weren't...?" ______________________________________________ | Ophelia Dingbatter's NewsNo sermon and not suitable for church, just jokes and fun for grownups. Read it on-line or subscribe. If you subscribe, look for the double opt-in confirmation request. |
One Sunday a young child was "acting up" during the morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally, the father picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out. Just before reaching the safety of the foyer, the little one turned and called loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!" ___________________________________________________ | Today, November 22, in 1699 A treaty was signed by Denmark, Russia, Saxony and Poland for the partitioning of the Swedish Empire. 1718 English pirate Edward Teach (a.k.a. "Blackbeard") was killed during a battle off the coast of North Carolina. British soldiers cornered him aboard his ship and killed him. He was shot and stabbed more than 25 times. 1899 The Marconi Wireless Company of America was incorporated in New Jersey. 1906 The International Radio Telegraphic Convention in Berlin adopted the SOS distress signal. 1910 Arthur F. Knight patented a steel shaft to replace wood shafts in golf clubs. 1928 In Paris, "Bolero" by Maurice Ravel was first performed publicly. 1935 The first trans-Pacific airmail flight began in Alameda, CA, when the flying boat known as the China Clipper left for Manila. The craft was carrying over 110,000 pieces of mail. 1942 During World War II, the Battle of Stalingrad began. 1943 U.S. President Franklin Roosevelt, British Prime Minister Winston Churchill and Chinese leader Chiang Kai- shek met in Cairo to discuss the measures for defeating Japan. 1963 U.S. President Kennedy was assassinated while riding in a motorcade in Dallas, TX. Texas Governor John B. Connally was also seriously wounded. Vice-President Lyndon B. Johnson was inaugurated as the 36th U.S. President. 1967 The U.N. Security Council approved resolution 242. The resolution called for Israel to withdraw from territories it had captured in 1967 and called on adversaries to recognize Israel's right to exist. 1972 U.S. President Richard M. Nixon lifted a ban on American travel to Cuba. The ban had been put in place on February 8, 1963. 1974 The U.N. General Assembly gave the Palestine Liberation Organization observer status. 1975 Juan Carlos I was proclaimed King of Spain upon the death of Gen. Francisco Franco. 1975 "Dr. Zhivago" appeared on TV for the first time. NBC paid $4 million for the broadcast rights. 1977 Regular passenger service on the Concorde began between New York and Europe. 1983 The Bundestag approved NATO's plan to deploy new U.S. nuclear missiles in West Germany. 1985 Anne Henderson-Pollard was taken into custody a day after her husband Jonathon Jay Pollard was arrested for spying for Israel. 1985 38,648 immigrants became citizens of the United States. It was the largest swearing-in ceremony. 1986 An Iranian surface-to-surface missile hit a residential area in the Iraqi capital of Baghdad, wounding 20 civilians. 1986 Attorney Generel Meese's office discovered a memo in Colonel Oliver North's office that included an amount of money to be sent to the Contras from the profits of weapons sales to Iran. 1986 Mike Tyson became the youngest to wear the world heavyweight-boxing crown. He was only 20 years and 4 months old. 1988 The South African government announced it had joined Cuba and Angola in endorsing a plan to remove Cuban troops from Angola. 1989 Rene Moawad, the president of Lebanon, was assassinated less than three weeks after taking office by a bomb that exploded next to his motorcade in West Beirut. 1990 U.S. President George H.W. Bush, his wife, Barbara, and other congressional leaders shared Thanksgiving dinner with U.S. troops in Saudi Arabia. 1990 British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher announced she would resign. 1993 Mexico's Senate overwhelmingly approved the North American Free Trade Agreement. 1993 American Airlines flight attendants ended their strike that only lasted four days. 1994 Inside the District of Columbia's police headquarters a gunman opened fire. Two FBI agents, a city detective and the gunman were killed in the gun battle. 1994 In northwest Bosnia, Serb fighters set villages on fire in response to retaliatory air strikes by NATO. 1998 CBS's "60 Minutes" aired a tape of Jack Kevorkian giving lethal drugs in an assisted suicide of a terminally ill patient. Kevorkian was later sentenced to 25 years in prison for second-degree murder. 2005 Angela Merkel was elected as Germany's first female chancellor. 2005 Microsoft's XBOX 360 went on sale. 2013 The discovery of Siats meekerorum was announced. The dinosaur skeleton, more than 30 feet long, was found in eastern Utah. 2021 Do smiled. |
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