Good Morning, Do! Today is Friday, August 6 Time to wear a bit of red to show your support for the troops! ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ Daniel Porush Found With Titos Vodka, Prescription Pills In Car. Breath Alcohol .261 and .255. Legal Limit Is .08. ___________________________________________________ Today, August 6 in 1945 The American B-29 bomber known as the Enola Gay, dropped the first atomic bomb on an inhabited area. The bomb named "Little Boy" was dropped over the center of Hiroshima, Japan. An estimated 140,000 people were killed. (8:16am Japanese time) ____________________________________________________ I am against using death as a punishment. I am also against using it as a reward. --- Stanislaw J. Lec (1909 - 1966) ____________________________________________________ "My doll! Johnny broke it!" she sobbed. "How did he break it, Suzie?" "I hit him over the head with it." ____________________________________________________ ____________________________________________________ Judge: "Looking over your file, I see there was an earlier complaint against you back in October, 1995. Seems your ex-wife claimed you stole her heart, her money and the best years of her life." Accused: "I never stole nothing, Your Honor. She never had a heart to begin with; if I had stolen her money, why am I so poor now? And when I met her, she was already 73, so the best years of her life had already passed." Judge: "Very well. Let's deal with today's complaint. You've been accused of stealing an 18-year-old's virginity in the back of your pickup truck." Accused: "Ain't true, Your Honor. The police arrived 5 minutes after her and I were in the back of my pickup. I didn't have time to hide anything even if I had stolen it. Furthermore, they checked my truck inside and out and never found a thing." Judge: "Let me get this straight. You admit you were with the girl at around 8 PM Saturday, February 30th?" Accused: "Gosh no, Your Honor. There is no February 30th." Judge: "What'd ya do, steal that too?" ____________________________________________________ An INTERNATIONAL BONEHEAD AWARD has been earned by Daniel Porush, 64, Boca, Raton, Florida, USA Daniel Porush Found With Titos Vodka, Prescription Pills In Car. Breath Alcohol .261 and .255. Legal Limit Is .08. A man known as the Wolf of Boca Raton and portrayed by Jonah Hill in the movie The Wolf Of Wall Street was just charged with DUI. Police say they found Vodka and pills in his Black BMW. Porush was ordered in the early 2000s to pay back hundreds of millions of dollars to people who he and Jordan Belfort, The Wolf of Wall Street, allegedly scammed in penny stock schemes. His medical supply business, Boca-based Med-Care, was raided by the FBI in 2015. Daniel Porush, who spent time in federal prison, is described by Biography.com (link below) this way: The real name of Belforts friend and Stratton Oakmont co-founder was Danny Porush. Belfort used his name in his book, but after Porush threatened to sue the films producers, they changed it to Donnie Azoff (which was the name used by Jonah Hills character in the movie). Fast forward to Tuesday afternoon: Boca Raton police say Porush blew through a 35 mph zone on North Federal Highway at 71 mph in a black BMW. According to a police report written by the arresting officer: I initiated a traffic stop on that vehicle. The final stop was 101 East Camino Real. I made contact with the driver who was later identified by his drivers license as Daniel Porush. It should be noted I first initiated my emergency lights and sirens on my marked patrol vehicle at approximately 200 North Federal Highway. I was directly behind the vehicle which was now traveling at a slower speed of approximately 40 mph. The vehicle continued to drive southbound passing multiple safe locations to pull over. Police say Porush continued on for quite some time, then eventually pulled into a parking spot under 101 East Camino Real. The report continues: I was able to make contact with the driver who took a moment to respond after I knocked on his driver side window. Once he opened his vehicles door I asked why he did not stop. The driver then attempted to respond but was mumbling his words. I could also see his eyes were watery. When I asked why he did not stop after seeing my lights and sirens, he responded, I thought and shrugged his shoulders as if he did not know. I then asked the driver to step out of the vehicle. The driver struggled to exit the vehicle using his weight to lean on the door. As he walked towards the back of his car he was taking small steps in a waddling motion. While standing still his entire body swayed in a circular motion. When I began to ask him simple questions, Porush made the motion he was speaking with his body language but did not actually say words. Porush, according to the report, had issues with several field sobriety tests. He was arrested on the scene. Prior to leaving the scene, wrote police, I found an opened 350ml bottle of Titos Vodka 80 proof, 40 percent alc/volume in the front seat in his briefcase. Also, a bottle of prescription medication, Diazepam 10 mg with 7 pills left. Once at Boca Raton police department and after the 20 minute observation period, Porush was read implied consent when he understood and agreed to give a sample of his breath to to determine his blood alcohol content Porush had a BAC of .261 and .255. Porush was charged with DUI and speeding. He was booked into the Palm Beach County Jail Tuesday evening and released on his own recognizance early Wednesday morning. 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___________________________________________________ | Today, August 6, in 1787 At the Constitutional Convention in Philadelphia debate began on the first draft of the U.S. Constitution. 1806 The Holy Roman Empire went out of existence as Emperor Francis II abdicated. 1825 Bolivia declared independence from Peru. 1879 The first Australian rules football game to be played at night took place at the Melbourne Cricket Ground. The game was to promote the introduction of electricity to the city of Melbourne. 1914 Austria-Hungary declared war against Russia. Serbia declared war against Germany. 1926 Gertrude Ederle became the first American woman to swim the English Channel. She was 19 years old at the time. The swim took her 14 1/2 hours. 1926 Warner Brothers premiered its Vitaphone system in New York. The movie was "Don Juan," starring John Barrymore. 1945 The American B-29 bomber known as the Enola Gay, dropped the first atomic bomb on an inhabited area. The bomb named "Little Boy" was dropped over the center of Hiroshima, Japan. An estimated 140,000 people were killed. (8:16am Japanese time) 1960 Nationalization of U.S. and foreign-owned property in Cuba began. 1962 Jamaica became an independent dominion within the British Commonwealth. 1981 Fire fighters in Indianapolis, IN, answered a false alarm. When they returned to their station it was ablaze due to a grease fire. 1985 The 40th anniversary of the Hiroshima atomic bombing brought tens of thousands of Japanese and foreigners to Hiroshima. 1986 William J. Schroeder died. He lived 620 days with the Jarvik-7 manmade heart. He was the world's longest surviving recipient of a permanent artificial heart. 1986 Timothy Dalton became the fourth actor to be named "James Bond." 1989 Jaime Paz Zamora was inaugurated as the president of Bolivia. 1990 The U.N. Security Council ordered a worldwide trade embargo with Iraq. The embargo was to punish Iraq for invading Kuwait. 1995 Thousands of glowing lanterns were set afloat in rivers in Hiroshima, Japan, on the 50th anniversary of the first atomic bombing. 1996 NASA announced the discovery of evidence of primitive life on Mars. The evidence came in the form of a meteorite that was found in Antarctica. The meteorite was believed to have come from Mars and contained a fossil. 1997 Apple Computer and Microsoft agreed to share technology in a deal giving Microsoft a stake in Apple's survival. 1998 Former White House intern Monica Lewinsky spent 8 1/2 hours testifying before a grand jury about her relationship with U.S. President Clinton. 2012 The Mars rover Curiosity landed on the floor of Gale Crater. The Mars Science Laboratory/Curiosity spacecraft launched from Cape Canaveral Air Force Station, FL, on November 26, 2011. 2021 Do smiled. |
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