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Good Morning, Do,
Today is Saturday, September 16
Have Fun!
Todays Bonehead Award:
Today, Sept 16 in
1400 Owain Glyndwr was proclaimed Prince of Wales after
rebelling against English rule. He was the last Welsh-born
Prince of Wales.
See More of what happened on this day in history.
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The grass is always greener once you don't have
to mow a lawn anymore.
--- Randy K. Milholland
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A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband
always came home late, no matter how she tried to stop him.
"Take my advice," said the neighbour, "and do what I did.
"Once my husband came home at three o'clock in the morning,
and from my bed, I called out, 'Is that you, Jim ?' And that
cured him."
"Cured him?" asked the woman, "but how ?"
The neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill

Thanks to Marion for this story:
Three men died and went to heaven. St. Peter met them at
the pearly gates and told the men that they would would
each receive a car to drive. The only draw back was that
they did not get to pick out the car they wanted, it was
determined on how well they behaved on earth.
St. Peter asked the first guy if he had ever cheated on his
wife and he said, "Yes, I'm afraid I did one time."
St. Peter told him that he would get a mid-size car to drive
in heaven since he had cheated on his wife.
St. Peter asked the second guy if he had cheated on his
wife. "Yes, I'm afraid that I did twice during the time we
were married," replied the second man.
St. Peter told him that he would receive a compact car to
drive in heaven.
The third man was asked the same question and he replied,
"No I am happy to report that I was happily married and
never cheated on my wife!"
St. Peter congratulated him and gave him a luxury car to
drive in heaven.
One day the first two men saw the man in the luxury car
crying at a stop light and asked him why he was crying.
After all he had gotten a luxury car.
He replied, "I just saw my wife go by, and she was on
a skate board with the front wheels missing!"

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Reported by the Bausell Sailor
Victor Walter Apeler, 46
Blake Lee Waller, 42,
Florida men caught hauling away stolen power
pole atop Kia
Perhaps the alleged thieves thought no one would believe
that the massive item on top of their van was stolen.
Needless to say, their plans to steal a 30-foot power pole
didn't go as planned. The Jacksonville Sheriff's Office
(JSO) in Florida arrested two men on Wednesday for trying to
steal the essential item. Apparently, a resident helped spot
the oddity and called the police.
In the photo posted by JSO, it looks as if the men tried
tying the pole to the top of their vehicle - not obvious at
The Florida Times-Union reported that the pole apparently
came from a bridge over the Intracoastal Waterway. In fact,
an officer heading to the scene spotted the hole from which
the large metal item was stolen. One of the men who had
been placed under arrest said the pole was lying in the road
and he was just trying to move it out of the way.
However, he had no answer for police when they asked why he
didn't just roll it to the side.
The suspects have since been identified as 42-year-old Blake
Lee Waller and 46-year-old Victor Walter Apeler. And
further investigation may have revealed their true goal for
the power pole.
The newspaper reported that Apeler had completed 73 pawn
transactions so far in the year - all but one of them
dealing in scrap metal. The pole itself has an estimated
value of $2,500.
Both men now face charges of grand theft.
Tech Support Pits
From: Daniel
Re: Sort, delete files
Dear Webby,
is there a way to view files/folders and delete
the one's you don't want?
Dear Daniel
Right-click on START
select EXPLORE
Once you are in there, click on
In TASKS, select Windows Classic Folders.
Hit OK
Click on FOLDERS to split the screen with folders on the
left and files on the right.
Now you can select the folders on the left, and whichever
one you got highlighted, has it's files shown on the right.
When you double-click a file on the right, it opens.
Hitting delete on a highlighted file, deletes it.
You can also drag files to any of the folders shown on
the left.
Have FUN!
Going to the front desk of New York's exclusive Pierre
Hotel, Mr. Mendelbaum requested some stationery.
The clerk asked, "Are you a guest at the hotel?"
Mr. Mendelbaum snapped indignantly, "No, I am not a guest.
I am paying $300 a day!"
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Daily tip from
Banana Peel for Headache
To get rid of a headache, place half of a banana peel across
your forehead/temples and the other half, press against the
back of your neck. Lay back and relax and watch your
headache disappear!
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Redneck windshield washer
Minister, after listening to an impromptu campaign speech,
"Before I vote for you for sheriff, I'd like to know if you
partake of intoxicating beverages?"
Candidate for sheriff, "Before I answer, tell me if this is
an inquiry or an invitation."
Got myself a chalkboard leg and went on a trip
The following quotes are reported to have been taken from
actual medical records as dictated by physicians...
* By the time he was admitted, his rapid heart had stopped,
and he was feeling better.
* Patient has chest pain if she lies on her left side for
over a year.
* On the second day the knee was better and on the third
day it had completely disappeared.
* The patient has been depressed ever since she began
seeing me in 1983.
* Patient was released to outpatient department without
* I have suggested that he loosen his pants before standing,
and then when he stands with the help of his wife, they
should fall to the floor.
* The patient will need disposition, and therefore we will
get Dr. Blank to dispose of him.
* Healthy appearing decrepit 69 year-old male, mentally
alert but forgetful.
* The patient refused an autopsy.
* The patient has no past history of suicides.
* The patient expired on the floor uneventfully.
* Patient has left his white blood cells at another
* The patient's past medical history has been remarkably
insignificant with only a 40 pound weight gain in the past
three days.
* She slipped on the ice and apparently her legs went in
separate directions in early December.
* The patient left the hospital feeling much better except
for her original complaints.
* The patient was in his usual state of good health until
his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.
* She is numb from her toes down.
* The skin was moist and dry.
* Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
* Coming from Detroit, this man has no children.
* Patient was alert and unresponsive.
* When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.
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From Donna
In my opinion you are one of God's angels. At 77 years of
age, it's lovely to have a friend like you to visit each
morning. Blessings on you.
Today, Sept 16, in
1400 Owain Glyndwr was proclaimed Prince of Wales after
rebelling against English rule. He was the last Welsh-born
Prince of Wales.
1620 The Mayflower departed from Plymouth, England. The ship
arrived at Provincetown, MA, on November 21st and then at
Plymouth, MA, on December 26th. There were 102 passengers
1630 The village of Shawmut changed its name to Boston.
1782 The Great Seal of the United States was impressed on
document to negotiate a prisoner of war agreement with the
British. It was the first official use of the impression.
1810 The Mexicans began a revolt against Spanish rule.
Miguel Hidalgo y Costilla, a Catholic priest of Spanish
descent, declared Mexico's independence from Spain in the
small town of Dolores.
1893 The "Cherokee Strip" in Oklahoma was swarmed by
hundreds of thousands of settlers.
1908 General Motors was founded by William Crapo "Billy"
Durant. The company was formed by merging the Buick and Olds
car companies.
1940 U.S. President Roosevelt signed into law the Selective
Training and Service Act, which set up the first peacetime
military draft in U.S. history.
1953 "The Robe" premiered at the Roxy Theater in New York.
It was the first movie filmed in the wide screen CinemaScope
1953 The St. Louis Browns of the American League were given
permission to move to Baltimore, MD, where they became the
Baltimore Orioles.
1974 U.S. President Ford announced a conditional amnesty
program for draft-evaders and deserters during the Vietnam
1976 The Episcopal Church formally approved women to be
ordained as priests and bishops.
1982 In west Beirut, the massacre of hundreds of Palestinian
men, women and children began in refugee camps of the
Lebanese Christian militiamen.
1985 The Communist Party in China announced changes in
leadership that were designed to bring younger officials
into power.
1987 The Montreal Protocol was signed by 24 countries in an
effort to save the Earth's ozone layer by reducing emissions
of harmful chemicals by the year 2000.
1990 An eight-minute videotape of an address by U.S.
President George H.W. Bush was shown on Iraqi television.
The message warned that action of Saddam Hussein could
plunge them into a war "against the world."
1994 Exxon Corporation was ordered by federal jury to pay $5
billion in punitive damages to the people harmed by the 1989
Exxon Valdez spill.
1994 Two astronauts from the space shuttle Discovery went on
the first untethered spacewalk in 10 years.
1998 Universal paid $9 million for the rights to the Dr.
Seuss classics "How the Grinch Stole Christmas" and "Oh, the
Places You'll Go."
2017 Do smiled.

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