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Today is Tuesday, August 15 Thank you, Rock!!!! ___________________________________________________ Bonehead award 27-year-old Sasha Koval was Arrested For Aggravated Animal Abuse, murdering her dog. ___________________________________________________ Q Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings. --- Evan Esar (1899 - 1995) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning. --- Aristotle Onassis The end of the human race will be that it will eventually die of civilization. --- Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 - 1882) ___________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ History: 2015, North Korea began using UTC+08:30 (official name Pyongyang Time) as a rejection of Japanese imperialism, and because they admire the Newfies. ___________________________________________________ Every morning Custer rode thru the Indian Reservation on his horse accompanied by his faithful Indian scout. And every morning as he rode past the Indian chief he was greeted with the gesture of first a finger raised vertically - then the finger thrust horizontally. Eventually Custer said to his scout "I think I know what the chief means by the vertical finger, but what's the significance of the horizontal one?". The scout replied "He doesn't like your horse either!" ___________________________________________________ Black Opal, VERY rare! __________________________________________________ If you can spare a coin, PLEASE hit PayPal with it! ___________________________________________________ A gentleman goes to an estate sale and notices that one of the items for sale is a large parrot. He's always wanted a talking bird, so when it comes up for bid he offers $50. The bidding proceeds hot and heavy with someone always bidding ten dollars more than he until the parrot is finally sold to him for $1,500. When he goes to get the bird, he asks the auctioneer, "Can the bird talk?" The auctioneer replied, "Who do you think was bidding against you?" ____________________________________________________ This following event, reported by our subscriber Sheila has not made it to the official bonehead awards yet, but is definitely a candidate. Thanks to Sheila for telling us first! A trailer park in Semmes, Alabama was broken into on May 3. The thieves stole a computer and jewelry from one trailer, TV and stereo from another, and even got away with radios and CD players out of cars. When the cops asked the manager of the park if he was broken into too, he said: "Yeah my office, and they pried my lock open with their drivers license, and left half of it in my door." ______________________________________________ She left him on the sofa when the phone rang, and was back in a few seconds. "Who was it?" he asked. "My husband," she replied. "I better get going," he said. "Where was he?" "Relax. He's downtown playing poker with you." ____________________________________________________ ___________________________________________________ Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator. (I guess that's why Pat stores her spare batteries in her fridge) __________________________________________________ DearWebby's Tech Support Pits from: Roseanne Re: USB Hub Dear Webby 15 years ago you told somebody to get a $10 USB hub to eliminate crawling under her desk to unplug and plug in stuff. Now I ordered a toe nail trimmer for my mother. Rechargeable, fancy, fancy. Except the damn thing needs a USB cable to charge. No problem, I thought. I'll go to Staples and get her a USB hub with an extension cable. Ha! What used to be under $10 is now $57 Same stuff, just Bidenflation added. Was I furious or just pissed off? Now WHAT? Roseannwe Dear Roseanne Well, Bidenflation is to gblame for part of it. Staples realizing that seniors don't like crawling under desks, is also part of it. Go to the Dollar Store. I have seen them there at the old price less than a year ago. The only difference is the price. Have FUN! DearWebby ___________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the Humor Letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work,Please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it!Please, help me stay online! _____________________________________________ When the surgeon came to see Rita on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life. "Uh, I hadn't really thought about it" replied the stunned surgeon. "You're the first one ever to ask that after a nose job." ________________________________________________ A Bonehead award has been reported by Rock Originally reported by Boca Post.com Sasha Koval, 27, Hollywood, Florida, USA 27-year-old Sasha Koval was Arrested For Aggravated Animal Abuse, murdering her dog. A Hollywood FL woman was arrested for aggravated animal abuse after leaving her dog in her car for more than 20 hours. Detectives with the Hollywood FL Police Department have arrested 27-year-old Sasha Koval for aggravated animal abuse after finding out that she left her dog in her truck for more than 20 hours. On June 22nd, 2023, Hollywood Police responded to the 1800 block of Rodman Street to investigate an animal neglect call where they found a deceased brindle Pitbull on the floorboard of a truck. Following an investigation, on July 7th, 2023, HPD arrested Sasha Koval for aggravated animal abuse for her actions. Koval admitted that she intentionally left the dog in her truck while she went to work overnight on June 18th, 2023. Koval said that after she got home from work, she left the dog in the truck. When she woke up the following afternoon, she said she found that her dog was deceased. The dog was left in the truck for about 20 hours, detectives say. Koval was charged with Aggravated Animal Cruelty and booked at Broward County Main Jail and has since been released. __________________________________________________ If you can help with the cost of the humor letter, please donate what you can! If you like my work, please donate a dollar, or two, if you can afford it! Please, help me stay online! __________________________________________________ History Today August 15, in 1057, Macbeth, the King of Scotland, was killed by the son of King Duncan. 1848, The dental chair was patented by M. Waldo Hanchett. 1877, Thomas Edison wrote to the president of the Telegraph Company in Pittsburgh, PA. The letter stated that the word, "hello" would be a more appropriate greeting than "ahoy" when answering the telephone. 1911, The product Crisco was introduced by Procter & Gamble Company. 1914, The Panama Canal was officially opened to commercial traffic as an American ship sailed from the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean. The first vessel to pass through the canal was the American cargo and passenger ship SS Ancon. 1918, Diplomatic ties between the U.S. and Russia were severed. 1935, Will Rogers and Wiley Post were killed in an airplane crash near Point Barrow, AK. 1939, "The Wizard of Oz" premiered in Hollywood, CA. Judy Garland became famous for the movie's song "Somewhere Over the Rainbow." 1943, Because of his special talent to use food scraps in both unusual and appetizing recipes, the U.S. War Department awarded Sgt. Edward Dzuba the Legion of Merit. 1944, The Allied forces of World War II landed in southern France. 1945, The Allies proclaimed V-J Day a day after Japan agreed to surrender unconditionally. 1947, India became independent from Britain and was divided into the countries of India and Pakistan. India had been under British about 200 years. 1948, The Republic of Korea was proclaimed. 1949, In San Francisco, a stunt leap off the Golden Gate Bridge was performed for the first time. 1961, East German workers began construction of the Berlin Wall. 1971, U.S. President Nixon announced a 90-day freeze on wages, rents and prices. 1986, The U.S. Senate approved a package of economic sanctions against South Africa. The ban included the importing of steel, uranium, textiles, coal, and produce from South Africa. 1992, Vietnam blamed Hollywood for creating the "myth" concerning the issue of U.S. servicemen still being held prisoner in Indochina. 1994, The U.S. Social Security Administration became an independent government agency. It had been a part of the Department of Health and Human Services agency. 1997, The U.S. Justice Department decided not to prosecute FBI officials in connection with the deadly 1992 Ruby Ridge siege in Idaho. The investigation dealt with an alleged cover-up. 2000, A group of 100 people from North Korea arrived in South Korea for temporary reunions with relatives they had not seen for half a century. Also, a group of 100 South Koreans visited the North. 2001, Astronomers announced the discovery of the first solar system outside our own. They had discovered two planets orbiting a star in the Big Dipper. 2011, Google announced that it would acquire Motorola Mobility for $12.5 billion. 2015, North Korea began using UTC+08:30 (official name Pyongyang Time) as a rejection of Japanese imperialism, and because they admire the Newfies. 2023, Do smiled.
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